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Here are my lovelies :). Â I am 24 years old. Â My first boyfriend asked me “What is that?” with a concerned look on his face, and said he’d pay to have them surgically removed. Â However, he also thought women urinated from our vaginas
hypnogayman:goodboyobedientson:Paul masturbated in absolute bliss for hours, and felt his balls pull tight and knew that a glorious orgasm was fast approaching. But he suddenly remembered what the man in the video screen said - if he ejaculated, his mind
mywifeandhim: My wife never forgets her lover’s balls. She knows that he is very sensitive there and will cum soon if she keeps that. This time what killed him was when she rubbed his balls and said: “Give me everything that is in here. Deep in meâ€
stateslave: I knew exactly what I’d done. Dad said that he was having a night alone. So as I left, I clicked his computer to display the hypnotic spiral. He had been confused at first as the pretty spiral took over his screen. Then those pesky thought
“I promised my hubby that I would be a good girl on my business trip… Then I met this guy in the hotel bar, he bought me a drink and said he wanted to fuck me… Hey, a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.”
submissive-william: Yes, this is what I meant when I said your release this month would be to entertain me. What could be more entertaining than watching my chastity slave, naked and on his knees, stroking his little erection, knowing that he is not
One month after your mom’s boss hired your girlfriend, you had to watch her keeling in front of him as he emptied his cum into her mouth, and you understood what you mom meant when she said, “perhaps it’s not bad at all that he hires her, you are
“Yeah, it’s his birthday, I get it.”“And Mike said he doesn’t want presents.”“Okay, that’s good, right?”“But he did have one birthday request, which will probably seem a little strange at first.”“What is it?”“Well, kind of
“@BillCosby said some real stuff, and the whole world FREAKED OUT on him, for what? For having an opinion? Just because he was sellin’ pudding pops for the last 40 years, people forget that hes the nigga from Philly, from the projects, and he might
sadisticgames: she was terrified of getting caught, being seen by someone. He knew that of course, but then again, she knew He didn’t like it when she answered Him with, “anything”. So when she said it response to His question of what she would
the-simpson-infection: what that chick said after, “i dont know what kind of musician he is, if any” i died
sharedgirlfriend: fine-tits-and-ass: Amazing ass in thong Girlfriend - Baby I was bad today. I asked the pool boy if he can check out the bug bite on my back. Me - what bite? Girlfriend - exactly. Hehe. He then said that creaming it would help so
luna-disapproves: When daddy said they were going to play a special game that night after work, Hiro wasn’t sure what to think. He’d been good with chores lately, his grades were all up and he was employee of the month at work, but with daddy it
puppymother:in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
broliloquy:gundamdick:thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going
supercanariesold: “What are you reading about?” he asked. “Dragons,” Tyrion told him. “What good is that? There are no more dragons,” the boy said with the easy certainty of youth. “So they say,” Tyrion replied. “Sad, isn’t it?
puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
alphabitches: My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what
2dart:宇崎月！ “We have a fully stocked fridge you know,” Petra said after she eyed the fact that her son was eating fast food.“And I can do what I want with my money,” he replied. He still hadn’t tilted his head up to greet her properly.“Then
rasputinaillyanna:You know, not long after my dad died, someone told me that I eat spaghetti the exact same way he did. They said… what an extraordinary impression this fact had made on them. “Look at the boy. Look how he eats spaghetti. Exactly the
masterlovehurts: “You know what? We all have needs! And there’s no shame in it. So what if it’s a lot of money.” she said, looking into the camera. “It’s totally worth it. That’s why I pay him to piss on my tits. He needs money and I
jukeboxemcsa: He never knew what hit him. One moment, he was sitting quietly at the cafe, doing a little sketch of a statue that caught his eye, and the next the two women were sitting down on either side of him. “Hello, sir,” the older one said
jukeboxemcsa: He never knew what hit him. One moment, he was sitting quietly at the cafe, doing a little sketch of a statue that caught his eye, and the next the two women were sitting down on either side of him. “Hello, sir,” the older one said in
aintborntipycal-blog: “He called me and said ‘What am I going to do?’Your life completely changes as it’s such a huge show, just about the biggest show on TV. I had no idea what I was getting into. It’s frightening being in that kind of production
serahcullen:i keep seeing that one post about ‘wanting a sword but not being sure What to do with it practically’ when i was like 15 my brother asked me what i wanted for christmas and i jokingly said i want a sword like a knight sword he bought me
tittily: tittily: after a long day of work i accidentally greeted someone with my reflex customer service “hey how can i help you” and without missing a beat he accidentally said “hey what can i get ya” (he works at starbucks) and that was the
allhailtheboyking: in english class today my teacher asked “what is the definition of poetry” and he called on me and i said “any type of writing that is not prose” and he got very angry because his lesson plan was to have a twenty minute discussion
nicedayaye2-deactivated20200611:She couldn’t stop herself from smiling, feeling absurdly flattered. She knew what her son had just said was soo wrong, but when he told her that he’s been fantasizing about her for years, and she knew it turned her
agirlgivesnofucks:Chuckling at that, kissing his temple, Hawke hiked a brow, “Richer or poorer, hm? Might have to test that,” he mumbled into his drink, “What with your newfound gambling habits.”“That,” Anders said, hand finding his, “is
camacaileon: Today I explained to a guy what shipping is In the beginning he was quiet but when I started to panic he smiled and said:”it’s really cute that people see love everywhere, even if it’s not officially there.”
vagisodium: renee-descartes: jessiemotional: james-sassypants-kirk: macaroons-in-the-tardis: lliampayne: what the heck harry turns 20 in 4 months he was like 16 yesterday 1st world problems Harry’s older than that. Rowling said he was born
gundamdick: thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s
tomlinsarse: what my brother just came into my room and put a blob of butter on my arm and just stared at me with the straightest of faces so i asked why he did that and he just whispered, “you never said you didn’t want butter on your arm”
meladoodle: why do trump supporters say they like trump cause he ‘says whats on his mind’… like no shit man, i have people in my tumblr inbox who say whats on their mind all the time. i had a guy send me a message that said “vape on my dick”.
brandonmcgill: brandonmcgill: The Shadow Of The Colossus is coming for you. Are you prepared?This is the first time I’ve worked with Michael. What do you think of him? He wanted me to refer to him as “Straight Michael”, but that said, he was
wyzdoods: he says: what you heard is true, but i can’t stop thinking about you, and i . I said: I’ve been there too, a few times .. you got that james dean daydream look in your eye And I got that red lip, classic thing that you like ..
firefly-flashes: “Do you want me to wash your hair?” he asked, running his fingers through my long wet curls. “I can do it,” I said, reaching for my favorite coconut-scented shampoo. He took the bottle out of my hands. “That wasn’t what
jetplanejane-deactivated2017061: “Erik Spoelstra gets criticized because he’s got a great team. And a lot of people are just jealous of him being in that situation. But listen to what Pat Riley said: from series to series he got better as a coach.”
cosbyykidd: For those that didn’t go to church today I’ll tell you what you missed:“On the third day, HA! He got up, HA! I said on the THIRD day, HA! He got up, HA! With ALLLL Power, HA! Not some power, HA! Not part of the power, HA! Turn to ya
thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants
Mia paused at the bottom of the stairs and looked back at Mr. Crude.“I would ask what you’re staring at, but I think I already know,” she said.“Yeah, I think you know the answer to that question,” he responded.She smiled and said, “I guess
Sabrina slowly turned to face Mr. Crude and said, “It’s time for you to be my naughty Daddy again, old man.”“Oh, is it? What do you have in mind, young lady? he asked with a grin.Sabrina giggled and said, “Well, you know there’s that one
adultstarwardrobe:⭐⭐ Naomi Swann ⭐⭐ “I’m impressed,” said Mr. Crude!“What? That I can roller blade so well?” asked Naomi.“Well, that, too, but mainly that you kept all of my cum inside you the entire time!” he replied.Naomi started
When Mr. Crude entered her bedroom, Lexi smiled as she pulled the hem of her dress up slightly and said, “Guess what I’m wearing under my dress!”“Hmmm… your birthday suit?” he responded.Lexi laughed and said, “That’s right! And
lizabth: What’s the scariest about the Duggar interview is that JIm Bob said that this was something many families he talked to went through. That shows that there’s something wrong with the system they are under. IF it is common to have young boys
shegsybellsshegsybells: emmagraceful: so my baby nephew just pointed at the wireless router and said “what dat emmie?” and I said “that’s the internet!” because I didn’t really know how to explain it and then he kissed it the child is the
