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onehairyhypnohunter: Zack didn’t know what to do with Kyle’s comment. “I just sometimes wish you were somebody else,” he’d said. Zack knew that Kyle was into older, bearish men, but he didn’t think that mattered when it came to Zack. The
wellcoached: My str8 roommate said he was “curious” about what it felt like to have something up your ass. I told him I had a little toy he could try out…nothing big…if he wanted to experiment with it. “That’d be cool,” he replied,
phoenipples: suddenlynixon: professah: so i asked the kid if he took commissions and he asked me what that was i said i would give him a dollar if he drew me professor layton and i showed him a picture of him on my phone ISN’T IT BEAUTIFUL That
What kind of guy would resist an invitation to wet himself with this lovely girl? Remember what Zorba the Greek said: “The only sin that God will not forgive is when a woman invites a man to her bed and he will not go.” Surely there’s a corollary
mykingdombleeds: [on what keeps him humble] You know, I telephoned my grandparents the other day, and my grandfather said to me, “We saw your movie.” “Which one?” I said, and he shouted, “Betty, what was the name of that movie I didn’t like?”
funkmybf: This reminds me of what my bf said after I said that it had been a month since we fucked n it was high time he got his pussy open again, to which he replied that he would want a real big one first to open it up good and then he will ride mine.
lovethefamly: My husband came home two hours earlier than planned from work today, and he found me naked in bed. He wondered obviously what I was doing there, and I told him that I needed a nap. He began to undress and said that seeing me lying there
hotwife-mywife-hiswife-boobnip: As my wife and I watched tv she kept putting her legs over me and said “you know what your friend said to me last week when he was over, that he would lick my pussy for hours” that’s all it took for me to turn round
What’s the saddle for? You said you wanted to ride me… He he… you’re funny… That’s also why I got naked… I wanted to cover my bases. Well… you were correct… sir… and I am SURE we can
Why does he look so happy to see me? I can’t figure out how he can possibly still like me after all the things I said to him. What’s even stranger is that, at some point, I started being happy about that. I wonder what this is. I see… so this is
unclefather: Just had a child say “circumcise me, captain!” And his mom smacked him in the back of the head and said “I’m so sorry I don’t know where he heard that I don’t even know if he knows what that means” and I’m thinking about
themunofprovidence: fuckmatpat: He paid people to hold a sign that said antisemitic shit without them knowing what it really meant and that he has said some absolutely awful shit himself and yall still doing this huh Apparently it’s because pewdiepie
ghoularmin: enerjaeger: enerjaeger: one time in an interview Zac Efron said that he loved death note and idk if he was just saying that bc the interviewer mentioned it or what but the point is Zac Efron may be a closet weeb also this does this
“Guess what, Daddy,” I said as I posed on his bed for him. “I’m not wearing any panties.” He grinned as he undressed. “Imagine that. What should I do with such a naughty girl, I wonder.” “I’m sure
queermarcobodt: “you’re too young to know what your sexuality is” said the straight person to a queer teenager “he’s such a ladies’ man” said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady
supermishamiga: bakasara: supermishamiga: [x] I’m not sure he realizes what the thing he just said means but I like that, just like that, he goes ‘would I rather Option A or Option B, hmm well I have no clue, but you know what? MISHA’ p. sure
paekistan: What she says: I’m fine What she means: Gandhi was a racist, misogynist, sexist who said that the rape of a woman was her own fault. He slept with naked underage girls to test his celibacy and degraded them to mere sex objects. He talked
that whole miss America thing that’s been talked about? heres my opinion on the matter cuz im not really surprised w/ the racism towards the lady that won. im more upset about what Donald trump said when pierce morgan asked him how he felt about
nat-rossbtc: annabellebanks: What? How? I barely said anything! Exactly.. What is someone supposed to say to that anyways? Want me to tell you that we have sex all the time? Maybe you want me to tell you how he sends me photos whenever he misses
thats-what-the-coroner-said: me on a date: so what do you think of paarthurnax them: the blades were right he’s a dragon and he can’t be trusted me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: i’m sorry but i have to go home right now effective immediately
morsures-damour: realityislife: 954lgnd:Obeezy fucking snapped And they say he fucking up, nah, yall just wish he did! What pisses me off most about all those ridiculous things that the republicans said in this video, is they said it because they
chasteandimpure: “It… uh, um… It’s so… You know?” David was lost for words.“What dear, what is it that you are trying to say?” Said Eleanor, urging him on.“Big. It is so big.” There, he had said it. It was a simple statement but it
godinthebrokenness: “I used to think that the Talib would come, and he would just kill me. But then I said, ‘If he comes, what would you do Malala?’ Then I would reply to myself, ‘Malala, just take a shoe and hit him.’ But then I said,
thefetishsociety: lovethefamly: My husband came home two hours earlier than planned from work today, and he found me naked in bed. He wondered obviously what I was doing there, and I told him that I needed a nap. He began to undress and said that seeing
optimuslump: Random thought: caboose said he had 17 sisters and no brothers That’s a ridiculous amount of sisters But what if he was talking about nuns What if caboose grew up in a orphanage run by nuns It would explain his obsession with Church
submissivegames: After a week of chastity a sub may not be thinking too clearly. he jumped at the chance when She told him that if he agreed to do everything She said that evening he would get some pussy. What She of course didn’t tell him was that
What if …your greatest dream and your worst nightmare was the same person ? What if the first and last word that you ever said was his name? Always on your lips , you whisper it , you scream it , knowing once he answers, your world will be whole
renohornyguy: When Thomas said we wanted to record the hookup, Jason said, “No way!” He didn’t want anyone to find out what they do after the gym…. Once Thomas flipped Jason on all fours, and started taking him from behind, he decided that a
ironicallyoutubetrash: What she says: I’m fine.What she means: HANNAH HART AND INGRID NILSEN ARE OFFICIALLY DATING AND ALSO MY QUEEN TYLER OAKLEY HAS ADMITTED IN AN INTERVIEW THAT HE HAS A BOYFRIEND AND ALSO TROYE SIVAN HAS SAID HE IS IN LOVE AND IT
I said on Twitter that hooker is a derogatory term and the terms sex worker or escort should be used. I also said that escorts have feelings and are capable Of health relationships and he just replied and said “false”? Like? What do you know
sensitivewhiteboy: apparently when my dad was a little kid he heard someone call someone else a homo so he went up to his friend and asked him “hey do you know what a homo is?” and his friend said “my parents just said that it’s when two guys
Melanie walked up to Mr. Crude and said, “You know what I like best about this top?”“What’s that, Melanie?” he replied.“You can easily reach underneath it and grope my boobs.” There was a pause and then she said, “Seriously. You can
“You know what I like about you, Mr. Crude?” asked Julia.“That I’m a good teacher?” he replied with a wink.“Okay, that, too,” she said with a giggle. “But I think what I like best about you is that you know you have power over all of us,
When Emilia introduced herself to Mr. Crude, she said, “Word on the street is that Khal Drogo has nothing on you below the waist. If that’s true, I have a proposition I think you’ll want to hear.”He chuckled and said, “Having never seen what
When Mr. Crude awoke, he saw that he was alone in the bed. He got up and walked into the kitchen, and there he saw Melissa in her bra and panties.“What’s up, Mellisa?” he asked.“Oh, good, you’re here!” she said. “Show me where you keep
“I hope you don’t mind that I invited my sister, Stacey, to join us, Mr. Crude,” said Tracey. “Besides looking like me, she has the same interests, if you know what I mean.”Before he could respond, Stacey said, “That’s right. I’d love
“What re you going on about, young lady?” asked Mr. Crude.“Just asking if you’re in the mood, old man,” replied Sabrina.“I’m pretty sure you already know the answer to that!” he answered with a smile.“Just checking,” she said. “You
It wasn’t long after Mr. Crude arrived at Sara’s place that she suddenly stood up, turned her back towards him and said, “Look what you’ve done!”“Pardon me? What have I done?” he asked.Sara leaned forward some and said, “Look!”“Okay…
When Mr. Crude saw that Melissa had pulled down her shorts he told her, “I hope you’re not planning on running the bases like that!”She looked at him, laughed and said, “Who said anything about playing ball? This is what I use
Skye looked at her sister and said, “Just wait ‘til he gets us back inside. That’s when Mr. Crude gets really entertaining.”“What? Does he sing or something?” asked Rosie.Skye laughed and said, “No, but you will.
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tikkis: Oh, you know what else I loved about Joan pointing out the misogyny of Sherlock’s comment? That she did it in the same episode where she said she believed in him and that he was her highest priority. That it was the same episode he called out
cumdumpster9555: She came home from college, and her uncle said he wanted to see her. She knew what that meant from when she was in high school. He needed to cum. He needed a hole to stimulate him. She was so good at making him feel good. He thanked
mynightwing: Right after cheer tryouts, coach said that he would have to see me later. I was more than worried, asking what I did wrong. He dropped his pants and said nothing, but let me know that I made the team as he shot his load down my throat.
tester1001me: She said “yes, I’m actually happily married. You know what that means doesn’t it?”I said “why don’t you tell me”She said “it means that I’m married and he lets me fuck anyone I want to. How about you stud. You want
impreg: depraved-fantasies: She warned you! She said that he was an aggressive bully, and that she never knew how to say no to him, and that if he got her alone at any point in the weekend, this is exactly what would happen. Oops, if only she had not
thesugarhole said: i want a len app and i want him to talk about how much he loves kaito 24/7 and also an iphone to have the app in u n u //pats the bruna
raavaspirit: WHAT DID THE FOX SAY HE SAID THAT TINY MEN ARE IN RADIOS LMAO
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