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kernalmustache:kernalmustache:funnyordie:via Bill Nye The Science Guy Tackles DeflateGateNo way that second gif is actually what he saidDUDE BILL NYE FUCKING SAID FUCK
genquerdeer: z-ephyrs: This ex yakuza member and his wife going grocery shopping together is the cutest, most pure thing I’ve ever seen I love that this clerk is fucking astral projecting after hearing what he just said
marfmellow: jeankd: thesequoiaproject: kingofthemelanin: afro-glasses: Cookie monster high af The caption 😂😂 buddy is goooonnnneeeee What did he smoke, because Iain’t never been that gone when they said they were taking away his cookies
ale-house-confidential:justanotherqueerboy:pointnclick:boyboobs:boyboobs:pool players gay as fuck for mounting the tables like that. what are you doing gay as fuck boyJust guys being dudes.My boyfriend loves snooker and i showed him this post and he said
inahofucker: I saw something that really upset me. A tweet where he said something about ‘it was okay for people to interpret them as gal pals’, so I approached him and demanded answers. What I got was confirmation on Ruby and Sapphire being canon
illest: My best friend gave me the best advice. He said each day’s a gift and not a given right. Leave no stone unturned, leave your fears behind. And try to take the path less traveled by. That first step you take is the longest stride. What’s worth
ben-nye-the-science-guy:kiki-risu:elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: #first rule of the avatar fandom #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT’S ROUGH BUDDY AT THIS PANEL I WENT TO I ASKED DANTE BASCO WHAT HIS FAVORITE LINE AS ZUKO WAS AND HE SAID THIS ONE
dragoplateau: what was really cute and heartwarming was that Steven was sweating as he said his first few lines……which at first I thought was him getting really in character since Mayor Dewey sweats all the time…but after Pearl cheers for him,
steffalopod: in elementary school john lennon had a homework that asked “what do you want two be when you grow up” and he replied “happy”. the teacher say “you donot understand the assignment” and jjohn lennon said “u dont understand LIFE”.
dejaslay: chrissongzzz: The father is part of the problem what the hell… This dumb ass need his shit rocked. He dumb as fuck just shut the fuck up sir n take several fuckin seats Cuz u outta fuckin line if u believe that dumb shit u said.
p0kecats: mollym4c: gambler-x: disneydear: I will never let myself scroll past a picture of Walt and not reblog it. I feel like I’d be dishonoring him, and he’s just done so much for me that it’s just not right. Mr. Disney what she said ^^
uncensoredpleasure: All it took was to feel the head of that thick uncut cock rub against his hole for your boyfriend to start pushing back on it.“Just the tip, I promise” he said looking over at you Before you knew it, what had started out as an
rogerthatrogers: never-work-retail: realfart: deerdem: selkiesounds: bogmoth: I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things
ben-nye-the-science-guy: kiki-risu: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: #first rule of the avatar fandom #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT’S ROUGH BUDDY AT THIS PANEL I WENT TO I ASKED DANTE BASCO WHAT HIS FAVORITE LINE AS ZUKO WAS AND HE SAID THIS ONE
ben-nye-the-science-guy:kiki-risu: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: #first rule of the avatar fandom #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT’S ROUGH BUDDY AT THIS PANEL I WENT TO I ASKED DANTE BASCO WHAT HIS FAVORITE LINE AS ZUKO WAS AND HE SAID THIS ONE
fuckmytwinkboyfriend: uncensoredpleasure: All it took was to feel the head of that thick uncut cock rub against his hole for your boyfriend to start pushing back on it.“Just the tip, I promise” he said looking over at you Before you knew it, what
thecircumcisedmaleobsession: Fan submission pics of 21 year old straight Air Force guy from Fairfax, CA What they said about the pics: He’s a sexy Pacific Islander. I instantly fell in love with that million dollar smile!
lonesomemother1: momsloverboy: sonfucksmommy: My sons cock needs a real woman. I’m that woman as long as he allows me to be Horny MILFs ready to fuck! I could not say it any better than what sonfucmommy said.
summergirl248: Husband jokingly said this to me tonight…what he didn’t know at the time was that I wasn’t wearing panties under my sundress. Good girl…yeah, right. 😏
uglypoppy: labias:iamgeorgecostanza:He definitely said “this dick”this is honestly so fucking funny You want this dick ??? That’s what I’m reading tbh
dirtyberd: Last weekend NYG was out of town at a bachelor party and went to a few strip clubs. I casually mentioned something he said about a strip club to one of my friends and she was like, “What?! A strip club?! Are you ok with that?!” I was like
psychedelicsnake:congalineofdurin:thewonderdoc:kernalmustache:kernalmustache:funnyordie:via Bill Nye The Science Guy Tackles DeflateGateNo way that second gif is actually what he saidDUDE BILL NYE FUCKING SAID FUCKcongalineofdurin look at his sparkly
theangryviolinist: “i want to be an actor when i grow up” “well if that doesn’t work what do you want to be?” YOU DO NOT QUESTION A CHILD’S ASPIRATIONS TO BECOME ANYTHING YOU ASSHOLE FUCKWADS LIKE IF HE SAID DOCTOR YOU WOULD
videogamenostalgia: “Arkham Asylum Writer Not Returning for Next Game” The writer for both Batman: Arkham Asylum and Batman: Arkham City, Paul Dini, revealed via his Twitter that he will not be returning for what Variety said would be a Silver age
lust4granny: I wonder what that young man meant when he said “ nice pussy honey”….. I didn’t bring my cat with me today!
As Mr. Crude looked at Melanie’s ass he said, “Don’t get me wrong. I really like what I’m seeing, but I think that skirt is too short for you to wear out in public.”Melanie peeked over her shoulder at him and replied, “I hadn’t planned
“I’ve been having naughty thoughts again, Mr. Crude. You’d better spank me,” Candice said.“I’ll bet that’s what you’ve been thinking about, isn’t it?” he asked.“How’d you know?” she replied.
“I’m ready to let you have your Christmas present,” said Jane as she lifted her sweater up. “Don’t worry… these aren’t the main part of your present. For that, I have to pull off my leggings.”“And then what?” he asked.“And
“I’ve got some good news and some more good news, Mr. Crude!”“Oh? Tell me the first good news,” replied Mr. Crude.“Hubby says you can fuck me in the ass even when he’s not here!”“That is good news!” said Mr. Crude. “What’s the
Alison stretched out across the bed and waited for Mr. Crude to join her. When she saw him standing in the doorway she smiled slightly and said, “Take me hard. Make me earn my grade.”“You’re sure that’s what you want?” he asked.“When you’re
When Mr. Crude walked in and saw Sabrina drinking wine he said, “You look mellow. What’s up, young lady?”She giggled and replied, “I was horny and had to do something to keep from rubbing one out. Now that you’re here…”
When Mr. Crude walked in and saw Niece lying on the bed he said, “I see you’ve got your naughty schoolgirl going on.”“Huh? What are you talking about? Is it the glasses?” she asked.“The glasses, yeah, a little, but the short skirt that’s
Mr. Crude looked at the back of Niece’s bikini and asked, “Isn’t that uncomfortable?”“What?” she asked.“The way your bikini bottom rides up between your butt cheeks,” he said.“I wouldn’t call
goodbyeeveryonee-deactivated202:My mentor snapped when he said it’s imperative to always ask for what you want, because the worst they can say is no, and no stands for “Next Opportunity”. Like that’s literally my mantra.
softestfawn: in elementary school john lennon had a homework that asked “what do you want two be when you grow up” and he replied “happy”. the teacher say “you donot understand the assignment” and jjohn lennon said “u dont understand LIFE”.
angelfeminist: so a bisexual girl came out to her bf and he said “theres no such thing people like that are whores” and broke up with heryou know what she did? fucked his sister
hjsteele: He said yes! Women with interest that’s the only thing what the world really need
arabmami: dirteye: gawge0usx: kxngvxgitx: cold-fury: One of the best moments of my childhood. BITCH ^exactly what I said when he hit that nigga hahahaha my nigga Zero i love this movie
ragingredhead16: Guess All it takes to get a guy to say “I love you” is to say that you’re eating nachos and watching football. 🏉. I wonder what he would have said if I told him I was just in a bra and panties….😋
hermiola: And they called me into the producer’s, David Heyman, very, like, pristine white office. He said: “we just wanted to tell you that you’re the preferred candidate for the role of Hermione", and I remember thinking “What does preferred
journal-three: pinkie-pride: pinesinthewoods: journal-three: pinkie-pride: moonturtle6: What Fiddleford said in the storyboards (before he started speaking cipher-code and rhyme) of ATOTS that did not make the final cut. creepy. This makes it
gabs-sam: tallyhall: (hater voice) thats not how you say it What! I though he said Craig’s name in the last one
My Mom said she wants Naruto to be her son and not gonna lie I’m so offended How can I compete with that??? He saved the world I can barely butter my own bread at dinner
share-your-pussy: Bought myself a nice new lingerie 😍😘😜😙 Took couple tripod selfies And iMessage the hubby all above pictures Let’s see what he will bring home tonight Some naughty co-workers said I have sexy legs, just realized that
savagepumpkin: You received a text that said Brunch. You had to be quiet, brunch was going on in the main dining room. You were what he wanted to eat.
kernalmustache:kernalmustache:funnyordie:via Bill Nye The Science Guy Tackles DeflateGateNo way that second gif is actually what he saidDUDE BILL NYE FUCKING SAID FUCK 😂
atladescribed:lady-of-snails: [ID: an edit of the “at this point I’m too afraid to ask” meme. It shows Zuko from Avatar: the last Airbender, holding up a paper that says, “I don’t Know what Sokka meant when he said his gf turned into the moon
autumnbramble said: I know it wasn’t even a slip-up or anything he literally just outright called Fluttershy that! Like, what!i knooowww it caught me so off guard and i had to rewind it was amazing
mikuhotsauce: what if miku was doing a concert and there were these assholes booing her and stuff (bc theyre assholes like that) and miku just puts on a really fake smile and keep singing and her voice is just kinda shaking by the end while shes trying
