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“Bingo,†said Nicole as she watched her brother’s cock grow wildly in front of her own eyes, “I bet you don’t think it’s so fucked up now that I want to fuck you.â€â€œW-what are you doing to me?†Paul asked, unable to move.“I’m turning
homoincest: Dad called me in to his study, and put a box of condoms down on the desk, right in front of me. “It’s time we had a talk, man to man,†he said. “You’re old enough know that you know what your cock is for, and I’m going to teach
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the-golden-opportunity: “Dad, seriously,” Mitchell rolled his eyes, “You cannot leave the house wearing that outfit.” “What?” his father said. He leaned back on the step of their front porch and spread his legs wide open. Mitchell’s face
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harley-mrj: I think it’s beyond time to size up to Kong XL , after we got home from dinner and got naked Mr.J grabbed his phone and pointed at my cunt and said “spit it out ” and i had no idea what he was talking about. I forgot that my Kong was
Debbie and Jamal just met for a little discussion about what Jamal made Debbie’s son endure. When Jamal said to her that whatever happens, he would never stop bullying her son, Debbie couldn’t help showing him her gratitude. She was always
ben-nye-the-science-guy: kiki-risu: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: #first rule of the avatar fandom #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT’S ROUGH BUDDY AT THIS PANEL I WENT TO I ASKED DANTE BASCO WHAT HIS FAVORITE LINE AS ZUKO WAS AND HE SAID THIS ONE
daddydoesntloveyou: “Spread your little asscheeks real good for daddy Princess. Mmmm yeah that’s right, let daddy see what he’s about to destroy!” I said to my daughter.
gemmgqsprettysissies: “Jeremy! what the hell are you doing wearing my best lingerie. And where did you get that wig. It must have cost a fortune” “Brad bought it for me. He said if I did him a big favour, I wouldn’t have to pay for
doctortease:“You do understand what we’re doing here, don’t you, Stacy?” he said, cupping her breast in one hand as her body shook slightly from the motor working away behind her. “I mean—breaking you, certainly, that much is obvious.
stupidcumslut: Every time we’d have a sleepover, Katie’s brother Josh would crash it. He’d come by and annoy us or call us names. Katie said the best way to get rid of him is to ignore him. So that’s what we did. But as time went by, Josh became
An Anon daddy said that he wanted to see me! Here you go! I love my new pink hair!!! It matches my ears and tail so that I can play dressup! Check out yoursecretsub.tumblr.com/ and follow for more ;)
WTF?! XD Translation fail???!! I have no idea if that’s what he really said. @.@
littleoneem: summergirl248: togetherbehindcloseddoors: lordposh: That Special Sunday morning feeling, only he can deliver …. Ecstasy… ❤️❤️ It’s been a crap day. I need this. ^^^^^^^ Just what she said… ^^^^^^^ I’d Love to
captsacksparrow: slowly-turnaway: When he rides you so hard you have to hold on to furniture to stay in place… Hehe You said Faster & Harder, so hold on cause that’s what you’re going to get, and then some em….. :) ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡
paulsbunion: …..that’s when my dad awoke and looked at me, smiling he said “you have an amazing potential to make someone extremely happy. Now finish what you started.” Nice!!
mismatchedmama: gentlenomad: “Good girl. Just like that,” he said from the couch in the luxurious room at the Cosmopolitan in Vegas. “Tell me what you see.”“There are people everywhere. But no one seems to have noticed
wannabepreggo: For my final Girl Scout project I had to do a service project, so I found a park ranger and asked him what I could do to help the local wilderness areas. He said that one of the best ways to help was making sure park rangers like him got
done-in-darkness: no clue who this dude is…but he’s sexy as fuck. i’d go bobbing up & down on that dick anyday. dayummm…lol.WHAT U SAID!! Lol!!
thatseroticman: An user of Twitter asked me if I had the new Shakira album (leaked) I said yes and he sent me a picture of thankful. That was what I got.
hbst: 12000 followers special - Cute boy jerking off for his teacher http://www.xvideos.com/video5913256/a-boy_5 At the end of the video he said in Mandarin: “Teacher, what do you think?” I wonder who that lucky teacher is… (If you cannot access
wannabepreggo: I came back from clubbing so late that I forgot what room my friends were saying in. I took a guess and knocked on a door that seemed familiar, but an unfamiliar man answered. He said I could come inside and use the phone to call the front
chiptheandroid: “If you’d like to turn me off or on, you just need to press behind my right earlobe.” he said in a sultry baritone that could only be generated by an artificial. “What if I like to turn on your dick?” “My AI is capable of detecting
brianthetwelfth: From PlagueofGripes’ latest TBFP fanimation. This bit was so hilarious I couldnt help but make a gifset of it lol Pat didn’t like being in that lady’s ass, he said. What a dumbass, am I right?
kernalmustache:kernalmustache:funnyordie:via Bill Nye The Science Guy Tackles DeflateGateNo way that second gif is actually what he saidDUDE BILL NYE FUCKING SAID FUCKYou now shit is getting too real when Bill Nye uses the word “FUCK”.
roachpatrol: ben-nye-the-science-guy: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: #first rule of the avatar fandom #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT’S ROUGH BUDDY AT THIS PANEL I WENT TO I ASKED DANTE BASCO WHAT HIS FAVORITE LINE AS ZUKO WAS AND HE SAID THIS ONE my favorite
paternal-instinct: My son came up to me one day with a very timid expression. “Dad,” he said, “I have a problem…” “What is it?” “My…penis has…a weird curve when erect. Is that not normal?” “Well I’m gonna
seanzlkn4adad: I love what he’s got! western79th: CTA BUS DRIVER ASKED FOR MY NUMBER WHEN MY VENTRA CARD SAID STOP NIGGA TOOK MY CARD AND ASS RAW MADE ME SWALLOW HIS NUT ALMOST CHOKED TO DEATH ON ALL THAT DICK IN MY NECK.
servethealpha:clevelandfag: My blurred view looking up at the Man who just punched me in the face for checking him out. He then spit on me and said, “That’s what you get for being a faggot. Don’t ever let me catch you looking at me like that
pokkitsize: Uuuughhhh you guys… I think Mavis died when Zeref said he loved her and kissed her because now that they accepted each other she finally valued her own life. And I think that’s what Natsu is going to have to do to destroy Zeref.
nonamedrawing123: It’s funny how Naruto said that when talking to Kushina, that was exactly what he did with Hinata.
chikachikaslimscreen: The implication is that his servos are bound behind his back btw. But yeah here have a doodle thing. I want this to happen to Smokes wait what who said that He looks so adorable for some reason…!!
squishsounds: iwriteaboutfeminism: Today a white man pled “not guilty” to killing a black man. The judge then said it was okay that he go on an island vacation.#AmericaTuesday, April 21st I… just need a moment to process this depravity.
orwell: “What Franz Kafka had to be so clear and simple about was that nothing is clear and simple. On his death bed he said of a vase of flowers that they were like him: simultaneously alive and dead. All demarcations are shimmeringly blurred. Some
ironicllyspeaking: jukadiie: desheg93: I recently told my dad that i thought i was gay and he said ” i don’t care about what you think you are. I love who you. Gay, straight, bisexual, single or in a relationship, it does not change the fact that
loreweaver-universe: roachpatrol: loreweaver-universe: “I’m…not a real person.” There’s no question mark in that sentence. Yes, she misinterpreted what Greg said, thinking he meant her instead of him, but…that’s not her saying “You
incorrectstardewvalleyquotes: Sebastian [disguised]: A buddy of mine saw Sebastian take his shirt off in the shower, and he said that Sebastian had an eight pack. That Sebastian was shredded. Alex: What?! Your friend’s a liar, man, Sebastian’s a
nofaddano: licknughost: nofaddano: u can tell this boy from ny of course he is, you peep them baby timbs? the bubble coat? yooo that’s deadass exactly what i said to my girl That’s a grown ass lil dude
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pookiesfamily: My brother walked in on me assturbating and he said, “You know what sis? I bet I have something that would work better for that…”
laas-yahnir:“protecting the right of the President to assert it if he chooses” … dude you’re under oath, you said you would answer questions to your fullest ability and you’re failing to do that, that’s what it boils down to AG Sessions: Only
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fatherdaughterincest: Her stepfather finally agreed to pay for her boob job, but he wanted a little something in return. She said yes without even asking what he wanted, but now that she has the big fake tits she’s always wanted, it’s time for her
woofuckingjiho: when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
Rob Taylor - He said that it was a difference of three years between those photos. Three fucking years. I do not give a shit what fucking gear you are on, three god damned years and you nearly double in size? That is beyond god damned impressive.
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ruinedchildhood: OH MY GOD. I never noticed what he did when he said that!
scarletts: The first Deadpool comic I ever read had a panel in it and somebody asked Deadpool what he looks like under the mask. He said “I look like a cross between Ryan Reynolds and a Shar Pei,” and I knew at that moment, I was like “One day
tie-me-tight: mymasterknowsbest: Ohhhh… the tiny smug grin of having gotten what you wanted. Careful… if He sees it… it can quickly become the grin that got you more than you bargained for. ^^what they said. ;)
beautflstranger: It is said, in a Gorean proverb, that a man, in his heart, desires freedom, and a woman, in her belly, yearns for love. The collar, in its way, answers both needs. The man is most free, owning the slave. He may do what he wishes with
so I was playing MP with my bro josh and he was using the cerberus phoenix and said “oh I just used ‘biotic explosion’ … hey do you think when asari orgasm its called a 'biotic explosion?” and I just
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