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ruinedchildhood: OH MY GOD. I never noticed what he did when he said that!
frankiebuscemi: lnnea: So for 17 years of his life my boyfriend thought that quiche was pronounced quicky and so once we were at a bakery with his mum and I was like what are you having and he said he wanted a quicky His mum laughed so hard she went
frankiebuscemi:lnnea: So for 17 years of his life my boyfriend thought that quiche was pronounced quicky and so once we were at a bakery with his mum and I was like what are you having and he said he wanted a quicky His mum laughed so hard she went to
ownedmia: Sir said He was getting out the paddle, and that’s just what He did.
jaiking: dahumblesouls: afrodominican: probablydoingtoomuch: CLASSIC What y’all say when you see my amazing blog lmao. *shrugs* as soon as he said that you knew he was going to violate. Follow me at http://jaiking.tumblr.com/ You’ll be glad
fatherdaughterincest: Her stepfather finally agreed to pay for her boob job, but he wanted a little something in return. She said yes without even asking what he wanted, but now that she has the big fake tits she’s always wanted, it’s time for her
doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: Tyrion stared up at his father’s hard green eyes with their flecks of cold bright gold. “Guilty,” he said, “so guilty. Is that what you wanted to hear?” […] “I am guilty of a more monstrous crime.” He took
giraffesandsneezing: today i was telling my dad about how i think falafel looks like horse poop and he didn’t know what it was so i described it and he said “oh. that sounds fal-awful”. OMG
vega-ofthe-lyre: “What did you mean? What you said to Amy? There’s a worse day coming for you?” “When I first met the Doctor, a long long time ago… he knew everything about me. Think about that. Impressionable young girl and suddenly this
beautflstranger: It is said, in a Gorean proverb, that a man, in his heart, desires freedom, and a woman, in her belly, yearns for love. The collar, in its way, answers both needs. The man is most free, owning the slave. He may do what he wishes with
trebled-negrita-princess:ethuil:trebled-negrita-princess:chellzaintshit:isseymiyucky:THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID. EXACTLY. HE IS A TERRORIST.I was thinking the same thingWAIT, THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED???? I’ll tell you, though, as someone who lives in
wemightvefucked: “Yeah, I know I’m hot,” he said. “What’s your point?” I blushed. I hadn’t expected him to be so cocky. “My point is, you’re pure sex.” He smirked. “I know that too, little buddy. I don’t know why
slimes-on-you: rangepup: siryouarebeingmocked: fox-summers: he blocked me :) We physically cannot tell what Mei’s body type is. Fanart usually draws her as, ahem, thick. To be fair, he said that in 2014, but >it wasn’t true even then<.
eatmeallnight: frankiebuscemi: lnnea: So for 17 years of his life my boyfriend thought that quiche was pronounced quicky and so once we were at a bakery with his mum and I was like what are you having and he said he wanted a quicky His mum laughed
loki-sherlocki: museattackattack: #friendly reminder that spock saw jim through glass for the first and #(what he thought to be) the last time #and both times he said #i do not know (tags via lancastrian) #bear with me on this but #fuck #i
scarletts: The first Deadpool comic I ever read had a panel in it and somebody asked Deadpool what he looks like under the mask. He said “I look like a cross between Ryan Reynolds and a Shar Pei,” and I knew at that moment, I was like “One day
sebastian46: Today during lunch I texted my coworker Eric and asked him what’s for lunch and he said his cock…. That’s my way of “hitting him up” and we went to his apt and he fucked me. The rest of the day I was sitting in his cum deposit,
maleholeformale8: southerncountryboy69: daddys-little-faggot: Daddy says my pussy is tighter than Mommy’s and that’s why he just can’t get enough of my “sweet little cunny” Exactly what my step dad said to me the first time he fucked me
woofuckingjiho: when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
“Wow. That was…wow.” “Glad you liked it,” he said, raising his fingers to his mouth and licking them slowly. Okay, I thought, what happens now? Who does what to whom? I realized I’d never taken notes while watching porn, but aside from knowing
altdaddy: Usually… my boyfriend goes for older, green-eyed daddy-types like me. So it was a huge surprise when I discovered he’d been talking to this ripped, inked muscle boy on Grindr. I asked him what was up with that and he said there was something
loki-cat: myurlis221b: I always remember what John said on his blog: “I could see the look in Sherlock’s eyes - a flash of, not anger, but hurt. For a second, he looked like a little, lost child”. You can see that he’s touched, not because for
lhommewalk: i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them
sweets808:So last week I was at work and my co worker we always flirt then he was like when we going do it so I’m like do what and he said when can I get some action lol I was like umm idk but this was on weds and that Friday when we was getting off
ponamelia-moved-to-gillansq-blog: He said that you were the only person with the means and knowledge to finish what he started
Hey WARNING I'm going to post some pics of my vagina and I want to know if I should be a labiaplasty!!! I brought it up to my SD#2 and he said he would be willing to pay for it if "that's what I truly want" so I kinda need some help
theasianinitiation: letsseewhatyougotbruh: He said “How’s it hanging??” …that’s exactly what I wanted to find out! 😁 And I did 👀😏 Look at what this cute Asian is packing 👀😮😋 daaaayuuum ryan
Mr. Crude couldn’t believe what he thought Sabrina just said and asked, “Did you just tell me to fuck your ass, young lady?”Sabrina blushed and replied, “You know me better than that, old man.”“Then what did you say?”“Uhhh… feel
adultstars-sfw:Lady Dee “What do you think, Mr. Crude… Queen of the Nile, or slave girl?”“Slave girl, definitely,” he said.“I was hoping that would be your answer!” she replied. “I’m much better at doing what I’m told to do.
divinemoon:Yemaya had much money, and wanted to marry Orunmila, deciding to go in search. On her way she met Eleggua, and asked him of what he lived of; He said that in the corner, eating Guinea pig and smoked fish, roasted corn and corn flour, and doing
fuckyeahcheatingwives: “I don’t know what you’re so pissed about, dude,” he said to Joe after he confessed to being the guy who fucked the shit out of his wife and left her drenched in cum. “Kara’s not even THAT pretty and she’s
rearfuckhole: sebastian46: Today during lunch I texted my coworker Eric and asked him what’s for lunch and he said his cock…. That’s my way of “hitting him up” and we went to his apt and he fucked me. The rest of the day I was sitting in his
Okay I have to admit, That's actually nice and sweet of him. And what I have read, people don’t give him much attention and he just stands there and smiles even though he said it hurts. Only guy I like from this group..
yesiamhisgoddess: He said that I could choose what he would have for dessert
holysnickerpuffs: subtle: “its all in your head” bitch where did you want me to keep my feelings ?? want me to hold them in my hands??? put em in a bag?? So that’s what the Gorilla man meant when he said he had sunshine in a bag.
ibrucewayne: woofuckingjiho: when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
reineamc: ldleteen: atira-patrice: “he said something was on my back then he started that crack head talk…” what a precious angel dawwwww
ldleteen: atira-patrice: “he said something was on my back then he started that crack head talk…” what a precious angel
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