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straighthell-stories: “Okay, you little whore. How’s it feel to have a Real Man’s cock up your ass? No, not up your ass - up your pussy, up your twat, up your cunt? Because that’s what its gonna be from now on: a pussy, a twat, a cunt.
Pretty sure eggs don’t come from a fucked up lawyer shitting them. Or that they are somehow that shade of blue either. Or that they’re covered in what appears to be strawberry flavored lube.
Comp prize #3 for @gre7g!Features a race of alien in his up-coming book- I’ve read the first and it’s great so if you’re interested check them out whilst you’re at it.
Open up i want to see what that pussy looks like
I don’t really care if you’re cold. These pictures are going to be a fun new way to ensure future good behavior. If you take longer, you’ll just wind up colder when you eventually do what I want. We both know that you always end up doing what I
rochester2: emmamackwell: alfredshotme: britishbbclover: that ass! Yes, that’s straight up knockin’ boots - lol. That’s what we OGs refer to as being TURNED OUT. black power That is what it’s all about!
abchannahxyz: What’s up with that what’s up. I’m trying to talk, just fuck up.
girlfights: THIS BITCH JAIDE tryna bully this girl and she showed her what was up. Them bruises probably hurt like a bitch! Ctfu… that’s what happens when your mouth write a check your ass can’t cash that’s what the fuck you
this-bi-guy: jdrb12: That’s what I call hangin out with the boys…and what’s happening on that sofa back there? Kinda wonder if he has a guy’s or a girl’s legs up like that. Those legs = Guys
dirtylesbians: youngblackandvegan: bitchesartandpokemon: explicitlyflawed: saturnsorbit: damn that’s fucked up it be like that that’s what you get for trying to fix people C’MON it’s exactly what happened to her and she just totally
thejadedkiwano: Let’s play a game.Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never
Stream warm-ups and stragglers that I needed to look up refs for. Queen of the Savages. Not sure if I looked up the right thing, but what the hell did I just watch.
wukongmonkeyking: kinkoushensei: thecoffeelovingcat: Forever trying to find the one pick up line that works by constantly going back in time to try again. (at least that’s what i would do) But charging up that thing like a chainsaw must make things
I have a bunch of good photos to post but I can’t think of what to caption them. I’m so bad at thinking up captions!!
speaks: what’s up with that what’s up
allerasphinx: emperorpalpantene: There are posts about Finn that come across my dash frequently that really concern me. It’s not that I don’t think musings about what a sweet innocent soul he is and imagining what his humble life must’ve been
shitpost-senpai: hzs-modblog: zucca101: slbtumblng: srsfunny: Still Looking Like The Nicest Guy Ever I had no idea… What a stand-up guy! So that’s what happened to him. I wonder if now that his kids are all grown up, he’d like to get back into
thewhaledude: bellypacker: bbencourgr: Blowing Up Your Fatboy: Gainer Shake Basics So I know you have your opinions about gainer shakes: what’s best, what’s healthy, what’s stupid, what’s toxic… And yet for all that supposed information,
dreadpipelinepelime: Shid He Said Im His Best Customer.. Been Seein This Dick Swing For A Min. Always Starin Bruh . So One Day I Said .. Whats Up .. and the he cracked A Smile That turned Into A big Ass Grin. And I Already Knew What Was Up ..
CAUSE THAT'S WHAT A MOTHA FUCKIN MONSTA DO, HAIR DRESSER FROM MILIAN THAT'S THE MONSTA DO, MONSTA GIUSEPPE HEEL THAT'S THE MONSTA SHOE, YOUNG MONEY IS THE ROSTA AND THE MONSTA CREW, AND I'M ALL UP! ALL UP! ALL UP! IN THE BANK WITH THE FUNNY FACE!!!!!!
i kind of hate the fact that even now as a grown ass man I still can’t honestly answer the question of what I want to be when I grow up.
peoplegettingreallymadatpokemon: let me summarize what the reactions are gonna be like both up to and after the switch game releases, regardless of what leaks pop up
the-polyhedron:How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags,
Kind of getting into the idea of armin growing up to be a kind of beefy bara that wears his hair long and doesn’t bind all that much and nobody messes with him.
ilovejessewilliams: rubyrosequartz: tanknaka: achievement-hunter: trblastoff: what Do you ever remember something from your childhood that was so surreal you think “no I had to have made that up no way something like that could have been real”
Yo, hold up. Let’s say, theoretically, that full Gems can fuse with humans. What if that’s what “Sworn to the Sword” is about? Pearl and Connie fuse, or perhaps Pearl and Stevonnie if they need the extra Gem element.I mean, I highly doubt that’s
simchloe23: Wow…. OK, now I’m going to be up all night pondering this. I mean seriously, what if that happened. What if the meaning was directional. Do i go this way or that way with my life. What of it were life or death. You have this mark you
Just saw that fucked up ending clip of Goblin SlayerAnd it is fucked up, and from what I’ve seen of other people’s reactions, it’s stupid fucked up too, like, stupid just for the sake of plot progression. Fucked up shit just for the
seki8anki: what if u stepped on an anthill and suddenly the snk theme started playing and tiny ants started swinging around on little ropes n shit with swords would that be fucked up or what
ginnifergoodwins: haanigram: licensetocannibalize: thewindthief: Rewatching Hannibal and I just what u sure about that? lol wut I woke up everyone with my lol #what do u expect from a show where nobody noticed that hannibal rhymes with cannibal
thagangstress: kn207: this is so beautiful.. kept singing through that hatin ass Sis is chatting . Sleeping kids ? That song is a lullaby foh What kids she know living in Chinatown DC being kept up by that? Just say you hate how talented he is and
cwote: “So what? You had a bad semester. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what.” — never give up (via cwote)
americaninsomniacs: evangelinedawson: jawnn-locked: johnlock-consulting-husbands: flaming-tigers: rulelikeaunicorn: yunholic: supercthulhu: b1gb00tyb1tch3s: c-c-chuck: kiwibutt: xybutt: what the fuck is that what the fuck is that what the
bakasara: - Dean: what. what’s wrong with that. Right, so he’s always had maple syrup before. So what. He must obviously love his maple syrup. But! But, Sam! What if one day he woke up and there was really sweet, juicy strawberry syrup right there
oomshi: photoshop pisses me off cause I can never tell whats real on the internet & whats not but then ppl make shit like this & like that shit is sooo funny it makes up for the frustration
jensenacklesmishacollins: Imagine Dean and Cas waking up as females, what would be their reactions? Jensens face is my favorite thing ever, because I can’t tell if that’s what he thinks his reaction is or if he’s just waiting for
chrstopher: magnemite-not-make-it: the-vortexx: If real life was like The Sims OH THATS WHAT IT WAS I think all of us thought we were reading the most fucked up post on tumblr and halfway through realized what it was
mamaninetales: alyssa-aileen: RAPE IS A FUCKED UP THING THAT HAPPENS TO EVERY TYPE OF PERSON ON THIS PLANET EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY IT IS A HUGE PROBLEM IN EVERYDAY LIFE AND WHATS EVEN MORE FUCKED UP ABOUT RAPE IS THAT THE VICTIM IS ALWAYS THE ONE
shut-your-cakehole-psycho: onemoredestielblog: castiel-knight-of-hell: Dean needs to summon Cas so he stands up, bends over, braces himself, then starts praying What was he expecting to happen when Cas showed up? Also that excited smile that he has
whatifdestiel: prismatic-bell: harperhug: twoblackcatsandglasses: *sips coffee* what a beautiful day to remember that asexuality is real and what the A in LGBTQA+ stands for and that they are not straight but a part of the LGBTQA+ community What a
broad-board:My Little sister woke me up this morning. That’s what family is for, she woke me up for school, I returned the favor by giving her what she wanted. Her slutty cunt full of my seed. She said she wants to taste it later, so she found me in
bensoloish: Their words seemed to confirm what growing up as a woman and a person of color already taught me: that I belonged in margins and spaces, valid only as a minor character in their lives and stories. This is what it is to grow up as a person
abraxasm-deactivated20140526: I didn’t know what ‘shipping’ meant up until like five weeks ago… I set up a Twitter because I thought that I should set up a Twitter and people were going, ‘Oh, I ship you. I ship this.’ I was like, ‘What
bwprowl: beastheatup: arcadetheatre: What if life had loading screens. You walk into Walmart, and it’s just like Worse would be the ones that give you a heads up of what’s coming, but not when. Oh so that’s what the establishing shots in sitcoms
emmysrossum: -You’ve got one fucked up perspective on the world, kid. -Yeah, I hear that a lot. I guess that’s why I gotta be locked up. -No, that’s what makes you great. -Thanks, Rosa.
ithinkimightveinhaledyou: “Yeah, but she could? I just… I don’t get it. She knows that this would destroy him. What is she doing?””That’s what I mean. It’s like she’s given up on Damon, and he thinks that she was trying to get me
goldenpoc: boobsbradshaw: I’ma send her an offering. Thank you! I always thought that glo up on your ex so they see what they’re missing or person that did you dirty, instead of just doing it just for you is wild corny. Like you might as well day
guidetrainlove: “Daddy, I’m dressed up as a schoolgirl, and you know what that means…”What does that mean princess?“That you’re going to fuck me in y tight little bum hole”Good girl
ghostgif: what’s up with the girls bathroom at school that you gotta get up 4 at a time to check out? you got a gamecube in there? you got mario party 4? what’s the deal? how do I get in on that?
armfeldt: #i love how of all the shit that ned puts up with he will NOT put up with any implication that his wife is a whore. like that is what sets him off. he deals with everyone walking all over him and his honor and he takes death like such a
I’m up at 5am and I just remembered that there is a Japanese manga series named Cat Shit One / Apocalypse Meow and its about anthro rabbits during the Vietnam war and I now headcanon that the timeline for that series is on par with Zootopia’s and
red-swimmerz: Oh, what’s this? Apple’s been developing some AR glasses? I wonder what they look like. Hey, that’s kina cool- wait, what? Hold up. HOLD UP- you’re fucking kidding me.
Steven Bombs always fuck me up because I’m always like ‘whAT IF WE GET TO SEE RUBY AND SAPPHIRE??’ And this one is REALLY fucking me up because I’m certain that we’re getting closer to seeing them again what with the last Steven Bomb being
As soon as I saw what that sponsor poster was i knew EXACTLY what mutual s were gonna get up on that om g
Here’s a mass post for what I didn’t end up answering as I was drunk. I deleted the completely fucked up ones I got and the many requests for more Velvet I received that night (seriously what’s up with the Velvet boost these days?) Thanks for