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argoth: BJ commission for Danivus Wow, this is awesome. Being fucked and turned to stone (not necessarily in that order) by Medusa is totally a fantasy for me.
markhamillz: The Films of David Lynch: I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and
anicegoodboy: I love that you gave me total control of your balls. Now spurt for me.
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avalynevans: I tried so hard to get that waterbottle in me but I just couldn’t do it. So I shoved this glass butt plug in my asshole and totally raped my clit. Should I see how long I can keep the buttplug in me? It’s 11:45pm EST right now…Let’s
afilthycumdump: nick10102000: so want a lick his ass always REBLOG a cummy asshole ive had that done to me as well a guy cums in my ass and takes a picture totally makes me feel like a used whore // // ]]>
Geez, I don’t even know what’s wrong. My head just keeps screaming. It’s whimpering in the corner and the rest of me is just trying to find something in the room to make eye contact with that will take the problem away from me.
ssubsscum: whipman-andy: Hours and hours of exquisit and total bondage-rubber pleasure…. wonderful Please SIR, may i have some of this, please? This gets me really hard - wish that this was me recon.com/subscum Please SIR, make the degenerate object
Post sushi belly. It wants rubs The total (I think. I need to keep closer count) is 6 or seven sushi rolls. A teriyaki steak plate. A bowl of shrimp tempura udon. And four Bento boxes. (That’s 8 spring rolls, twelve crab rangoons, twelve gyoza,
tailmark: bloodygear: Reblog if this is you (it’s totally me) Yep thats me!
pierppasolini: I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fear’s path, and only
frodo-sam: I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where
the-porn-stories: I totally forgot about my end-of-the-year gift for my personal trainer, who so deserved one - he was excellent and helped me so much. So, I decided to let him enjoy the body that he helped me get. I think it went over very well!
another thing to add to the list of “things you shouldn’t do with me,” you probably shouldn’t watch criminal minds with me, either. I just spent an episode screaming, “DID GARCIA GO FOR HIS NIPPLE? SHE TOTALLY JUST TOUCHED
jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me
partlysmith: goytears: you: i enjoy drinking milk me, pouring a ring of salt around myself: mhm yeah that’s totally understandable… me: *bursts through your salt circle with my superior, reinforced skeleton*
it really irritates me when people say “You can’t ship rusame because it’s not historically accurate” but then think it’s totally historically accurate to make china/england/etc super girly and weak
I’m pretty dang sick at the moment, but if I don’t move, like, at all, I feel pretty OK. So I’ll do that for a while and then I’m like “Oh, Artie, you were just exaggerating about being sick, you’re totally fine, stop being melodramatic”
thatkindoffangirl: If I can make it beliveable in my mind I’m totally going to write some deathshipping. Yay, more blood! EDIT: if anyone has good deathshipping ffs that can help me just send me an ask
Whenever people send me really nice messages and I don’t respond to them, it’s partly because I’m very shy, and partly because they make me feel so incredible that I end up keeping them in my inbox like my own personal dragon hoard.
Sometimes it gets a little funny how much I accidentally misinform my doctors. Like, this week, it’s probably not going to occur to me to let anyone know that I’m having OCD trouble, because it hasn’t been traumatic. Anxiety disorder,
keifel: I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where
sexybodiesthatturnmeon: tinypetiteandflat:† I’d prefer her skin to be lily-white rather than all-over-tanned but phycially she is totally perfect for me. That body makes me so, so horny …
slimjim0005:thenaughtydoc: wethinktherefore: vishnyakoshka This is totally me. You that’s me
revstrychninetwitch: sam-the-sasquatch: that was TOTALLY gabriel in disguise and no one can convince me otherwise as a former Grey’s Anatomy fan, this whole bit made me laugh my ass off. They nailed it.
princeowlinapeartree: *catches my fiancee cheating on me the day of our wedding* wow i guess you guys should have CLOSED THE GODDAMN DOOR haha im not even angry this is great i gotta tweet brendon urie bout this that’ll TOTALLY get me a tweet back
officialeridanampora: me: uses fictional characters to distract from the fact that inside im totally empty
skellydun: this food account totally took ur words dude I wonder why they chose that picture for it. like those words clearly go with something more along the lines of a cookie cake.
mushoku: when you get a new follower and it’s not a porn blog
paradisepleasure: breed me daddy I would Love to pump her and watch her squirt. That would make me Totally Explode!
watch-th3-dick: ofmice-and-mt: armintyfresh: hisblackdress: Totally awesome galaxy print dress from Modcloth! It’s super short on me but honestly that just makes me feel sassy and want to twirl, so I did! I think it’s super cute, what about you?
ddddaydreamer: shego: people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people Thats totally me
modernmartyr: kev-n: nathansummers: live-through-film-tv-videogames: The reason I love video games Hits home Goddamn it that hit me in the feels This was totally me as a kid
is-it-art-or-is-it-soup: friendly-deatheater: Some Wonderful Lesbian Couples that are totally killing me with their adorableness. Happy Pride Month Everyone! Patiently waiting for this to happen to me
zazzlesiszazzy: calmtempest: airation: todundverderben: Egypt Avengers by *ChristianNauck What’s that annoying shadow blocki—oh. LOL. That shadow totally got me.
earth-oddity: IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL!I’m totally hanging this on my wallIt sounds amazing ahhh.. Rowland’s like help get this crazy woman away from me hahahaMy mom says that looks like me omfg
incestandpeppermints: “That is total bullshit,” she laughed as she pulled off her night shirt. “Are you telling me this is not better than porn?” A blush covered her face as she realized that she’d just flashed her own brother
i haven’t been this angry in a long time. i’m not really an angry person except when it comes to you, because i find the stupid things you do to me totally pointless. thank God for Sarah. she brought some stuff up that really made me realize
cocksaddict: kiwiboyteen: hotcunts: Now that is totally a daddy i could settle down with. And based on that peek a boo he has a THICK slab Follow me for more hotties! ;) kiwiboyteen.tumblr.com ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
seedandbreedme: I love the feeling of a large cock entering my very fertile pussy. Wondering if it will be this lot of seed from a total stranger being pumped deep inside my fertile pussy that will impregnate me!!! The risk makes me cum every time!!
mossyoakmaster: mybuckskinbaby: i’m making marshmallow and reese’s cup dip. come eat shit food with me <3 sliding stop mossyoakmaster <3 That sounds tucking deliciousmybuckskinbaby!! That was totally supposed to say fucking btw….
followme4ever: WAIT This is your place when I want you to go deep in your submissiveness for me. Realize yourself that I totally own you and wait for me as a good girl.
Bf asked me for a sexy pic and to “surprise” him. I sent this..
All my husband asks, is that I let him watch my lovers (or his friends) pound their cocks into me, then he wants his turn…..That’s totally reasonable, I think….
bananasandboys: Dick slip during basketball! ~that would totally distract me and make me lose.
makethissound replied to your post: makethissound replied to your post: u0o replied to… I totally would, cept that’s a really far bike ride. What show is it that you’re going to see? Biking is good for you, don’t be lazy! I’m seeing
remember that time my brother wanted me to record the new yugioh episode, but forgot that I was a dumbass kid who didn’t know how the vcr worked so I recorded over a bunch of home videos loool
m0r0nic: the sudden realisation that i’m a total dick, that i treat everyone badly and all my issues are self inflicted..
rhinocio: Sure, Jen, draw your cute shit. But somebody’s gonna have to pick up the slack.That shirt is totally canon. ‘Wreck Me’ Sapphire is my legacy to this fandom
Tumblr made me freak out a bit havin me log in n shit (I never log out cuz this is my personal computer) and I had totally forgot what email I used for it hhhhh good thing I had my Mobil tumblr up so I can check my settings frick
cotetr: -Will we get to meet him soon?-Not yet, he is not ready to learn that I’m made of two little gay gemsWait, what do you mean that’s not how the episode went???
rhinocio: jen-iii: Hmmm a little bit, though I can totally see them doing it as for like a joke or something (Ruby’s fury mixed with Sapphire pacience can create quite the hilarious juxtaposition), but yes it does irk me a bit when they believe that
itsginayadog: I’ve come to the realisation that I’m horny 24/7 and that’s totally cool with me
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear
dontkickpjhehasfeelingstoo: andrewbreitel: omg that cat totally reminds me of my 2 year old cousin when she gets mad at me aw. //
art-humor-fandoms: If any of my followers was in the protests of São Paulo (or any of the protests that are happening in the biggest cities of Brazil), let me agressively tell you that I totally support you! I am with you! fuck this violent police!