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The golden standard for vaginal achievement…taking a pop can. That is an accomplished cunt!
The only quibble I have with this, is that the seams aren’t straight! Standards, my dear!!
the-meta: christian-b122: chutchsaysdealwithit: prepare4life: NATO Standard Phonetic Alphabet, The phonetic alphabet was developed as a way to spell things out over radio communications that may be less then ideal, I.E. a lot of static or weak signal.
thecompanionsdoctor: thecompanionsdoctor: The thing that sucks about mental illness is that if you aren’t depressed enough, suicidal enough, bad enough, nobody cares. Nobody cares until you reach their standard, and that standard is when your problem
the-r-world: ok so all these guys who are like “men have it hard too!!! we’re expected to be manly and emotionless, we have feelings!!!” do realize that it’s other men who enforce those standards on guys. literally guys created those standards
standard-dingo: tangobunny: Blizzcon had an hour-long event called ‘Overwatch: What’s in the loot box?’ that was only available to virtual ticket holders and people attending live, so they’d have to specifically go to that event instead of the
the-real-mollz:rude42:really quick comic i drew illustrating double standards when it comes to big women.it really sucks that for us to be considered “beautiful” we need to be overly feminine, dressed in expensive plus sized fashionable clothes and
thecompanionsdoctor: The thing that sucks about mental illness is that if you aren’t depressed enough, suicidal enough, bad enough, nobody cares. Nobody cares until you reach their standard, and that standard is when your problem is bad enough to
standard-dingo:The Doom fandom is the only truly good fandom because all of the energy that could go into discourse goes into getting things to run Doom instead Doom for iPhone isn’t compatible with iOS 11, I’m fucking sad 😭
standard-dingo: johnny–guitar: throwback: that time xqc got banned midstream alternative title: “why xqc’s recent bullshit isn’t surprising or at all funny anymore” pro players are fucking manchildren which is the number one reason nobody
perpetuallyfive: thecompanionsdoctor: thecompanionsdoctor: The thing that sucks about mental illness is that if you aren’t depressed enough, suicidal enough, bad enough, nobody cares. Nobody cares until you reach their standard, and that standard
standard-dingo: lady-dainty: captain-redapple: Are we REALLY going to do that “Bad girl gone good so now she is sexy, feminine and colorful” shit? Where are we? In the early 2000s? Ashi is a warrior, so give her proper costume for fighting and
standard-dingo: The Doom fandom is the only truly good fandom because all of the energy that could go into discourse goes into getting things to run Doom instead
the-fury-of-a-time-lord: Friendly reminder that since he doesn’t have a big nose, big ears, or a beard to speak of Kili probably thinks he’s ugly by Dwarvish standards
thecompanionsdoctor:thecompanionsdoctor: The thing that sucks about mental illness is that if you aren’t depressed enough, suicidal enough, bad enough, nobody cares. Nobody cares until you reach their standard, and that standard is when your problem
magicbuffet: agender-ara: moc-tod-ffuts-modnar: Meet Lammily! I haven’t seen this around tumblr just yet, so I wanted to put my own word out about it.This is a fashion doll created by an illustrator that has been modeled to the standard proportions
the-philosophers-bone: romanovva: start holding your boyfriends to best friend standards pls “my boyfriend was annoyed that I didn’t shave for days” vs “my best friend was annoyed that I didn’t shave for days” “my boyfriend doesn’t
The world can be very scary. People can be very scary. But I believe, that with a good heart, mind, and passion in what you do, you can make all your dreams come true.❤️ Don’t lose your standards, good manners and knowledge. You can see those
fullten: mintendo96: prochlorperazines: fullten: spanishglittervag: fullten: Undercover boss is such a bullshit show WHY!!! A boss going through all levels of THEIR company? That should be standard. ALL BOSSES SHOULD KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING
andrewgarfielddaily presents:↳ andrew garfield + FriendshipsWe used to go to the Standard Hotel in West Hollywood, and split a sandwich between us because that meant we could get cheaper parking - Jamie Dornan about Andrew Garfield and Eddie Redmayne
Okay I never realized it, but the past few days have made me confirm my serious commitment issues. Like damn. Now I know why it was so hard for me to commit to my job. And to quit doing things that I did for so long like piano and even Kumon, which I
the-hairypotter: ok yes, so society places unfair beauty standards on men “be tall, be muscular, but not too tall not too muscular, etc.” but the fact of the matter is that when men don’t obtain those standards it’s ok! society doesn’t say “well
:The new maid looked on as Mrs Jones pointed out that her work was shoddy. Quite why she needed to be lashed to a chair and gagged so tightly was a mystery. She heard that Mrs Jones was very strict and demanded high standards. It was also known that Mrs
I’ve posted this picture on https://m.facebook.com/prokolgotki/ over a year ago. Since that time the pic was ok with fb standards. Now it appears to be not in line with them:) And there’re no tools to contact their support- all my messages
thecompanionsdoctor:The thing that sucks about mental illness is that if you aren’t depressed enough, suicidal enough, bad enough, nobody cares. Nobody cares until you reach their standard, and that standard is when your problem is bad enough to effect
I wonder how many corrupted gems she found that didn’t meet the standards to be in her army.
du-st: quietandsarcastic: Read it again: EVERY. SINGLE. REPUBLICAN. Yes, that includes women. This is disgusting Wtf How can you vote on this? Shouldn’t this be mandatory and the standard?
discount-supervillain: I wonder how many corrupted gems she found that didn’t meet the standards to be in her army.
coveredinsnow-: ilovemaydayparade69: rubee: “why dont you just give him a chance” idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
the-wonderful-darcie-dolce: 20K Followers! - Retro: Mommy’s Little Slave I Thanks to all those who follow! Here is a series of old posts repackaged into more easily consumed bulk posts. You may notice that the quality is below my current standard.
real-deal-inches: Dean Flynn looooves to show his armpits… But then again, when you’re muscled like that, it’s the standard pose.
kellybimboprincess: simulacrum42: pornopiggie: @0-princess-jj-0 sends that message home often Need me to do this for you @kellybimboprincess? just send him the standard txt
The hilarious double standard "Mexicans are lazy, and too stupid/can't be bothered to learn English" and "Mexicans are taking all our jobs". So, you're saying that you lost your job to a lazy person who doesn't speak English, how bad at your job were
moc-tod-ffuts-modnar: classicgreek: moc-tod-ffuts-modnar: Meet Lammily! I haven’t seen this around tumblr just yet, so I wanted to put my own word out about it.This is a fashion doll created by an illustrator that has been modeled to the standard
angel-baez: “Steven helps pearl find her phone” That’s vague even by this show’s standards
the-chastity-roulette: Is that all? I thought you’d have better standards than that 😬😬🔐
putmeinherplace:Of course, I love sophisticated bondages and elaborate restraints, but I acknowledge that sometimes, nothing can beat a perfectly executed rope hogtie. This one is barely severe by the standards of this blog, yet it’s a joy to behold.