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2026) I’m thinking about trying to have a baby and though I have a “normal” weight by societies standards (I think I’m fat) I’m afraid that being pregnant will wake the beast. I’m terrified of losing control of my own body. I’m scared I’ll
I love flight attendants. Is this crotch flashing a standard 1st class service? Maybe thats why they always close the curtains to economy class
kyliemarilyn: It’s Friday, finally, but that’s not it. It’s also just one more day until the 10th anniversary offer of Fantastic Rubber ends!So you have one last day to think and decide about what color and thickness your Fantastic Rubber standard
followthelitafitness: #LEGS: I think it’s funny when people say “that’s too much”. These opinions are totally fine with me because it wasn’t build to please anyone else but myself in the first place! I set my own standards, than exceed them.
mysexinterest: I would ask all middle eastern and arab nations to allow their women to dress like this, talk about a TOURIST INFUX and a rise in ECONOMIC STANDARDS no more revolutions and all that killing shit going on down there! Allow the world to
ririmon: stupidtoypictures: Seriously, Doug, we hold ourselves to a higher standard than that.(Adorable Animal Crossing mug comes from Mon Amie, the Storenvy Shop of ririmon) haha this is cute~ but doug needs to clean up his act! :v
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erospainter: It’s the not knowingthat terrifies.Will your capacityto endureever live upto your ownexacting standards? Isn’t thatwhat you fear,my slave? That place,beyond tears or doubts,beyond words or confusions,no ambiguity,no lukewarmsentiments.
slavefantasies: That boy’s body is the gold standard for a bottom.
It’s flattering and all, and I know we’re allowed to date coworkers here, but I have a certain standard. I only date bi guys. Yeah, it’s weird. But the only thing that really gets me going is watching two dudes before I get laid. And porn just isn’t
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: catsbeaversandducks: Owls Are Flying Cats That’s why everyone is fond of owls… Owls, symbols of wisdom, are actually really, really stupid, even by bird standards. But so fuzzy. I like the fluffy stupid killing machines.
It’s that time again! THE HOLIDAY HAS COMETHSchedule for this monthMonday - 9:30 AM - 12 AMTuesday - 10 AM - 12AMSchedule set in Pacific Standard TimeRules-First come, first serve- Single characters commissions only and one commission request per
tallyburd: I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE ☀️ SUMMER PASSION PACK☀️ IS OFFICIALLY OUT!!! GET IT HERE! STANDARD EDITION: https://www.e-junkie.com/marketplace/323815/product/SummerPassionPackStandardEdition_515384 DELUXE EDITION: https://www.e-junkie.com/m
danilovesyarn: just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if any hieroglyphics have spelling errors Standardized spelling didn’t really become that strict a thing until around the 1700s (and even then it was still a little loose), and hieroglyphics was usually
fairycosmos: i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely
iridessence: fairycosmos:i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you
omoghouls: Meetings (Contains pee and desperation kinks) Copia briskly walked down the hall, his papers hudled to his chest. He was late, really late. Well, actually by a minute but by his standards that was almost an eternity. Copia tried to balance
magnus-rushesin: “TAZ, Steven Universe, and Homestuck are all made by good ppl” No. Andrew Hussie is literally a garbage fire, SU creators are continuously racist, and claiming that the Mcelroys are being held to “an unfair standard” because their
sexhaver: sexhaver: one of my brother’s cousins is 17 and running this weed instagram where he invents weed slang that’s outlandish even by california standards and the house has slowly stopped speaking english as we imitate it im losing my fucking
actualucifer:AND DON’T FUCKING TELL PEOPLE THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
fairycosmos:i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely
harriyanna-deactivated20221223:tyrantisterror:alberto-balsalm:thestrawberrydreams:link to the relevant section on WikipediaMan I hope they cancel standardized testing, any education professional can tell you it’s a bunch of useless horseshit that does
hella-nootella: destroy the idea that: boys don’t have unrealistic body standards boys can’t be abused boys aren’t raped boys can’t have mental diseases boys aren’t exiled because of sexuality/gender identity boys come here wanting a safer
gettingstuffed: This is pretty small by this blog’s standards… But I love how she cums on that cock, and how her as gapes once she slides off it afterwards. Her but barely closes at all when the toy comes out…
thebiggestever: Candy Charms: the gold standard that all women should strive for.
camcron:I think we can all agree that this was a very strange day on the internet. Even by internet standards.
My friend visited and spanked me for being naughty. He reminded me that if I want to be “the good one” I’m going to be held to higher standards.
alexinspankingland: My friend visited and spanked me for being naughty. He reminded me that if I want to be “the good one” I’m going to be held to higher standards.
it8bit: My Coffee Mug - by Tiago Goncalves Artist’s note: The goal of this project was to customize a standard mug to our liking, making it our own. I play and love videogames and everything related to it since I was a kid. That concept resulted in
ridge:went to a bathroom at a coffee shop and look at their cool sighs If its a full bathroom and thats the only one… its kind of offensive. If there were standard man/woman bathrooms too then this is very logical and I like it. =)
shadedgirl: Never underestimate the power of an extensive vocabulary and an intelligent mind. As far as words go… most people have really sub par standards… so that could just be any man too. *shrug*
meme-sauce: meme-sauce: Men are held to such low standards in relationships and it’s infuriating; just today I heard from my co-workers that ones husband never drove to come see her when they were doing long distance, and the other’s hasn’t mowed
Or maybe I’m just stupid for adhering to a standard that only I have, I dunno, I just got a way i like doing things and its the only way i know how to be.
hurtingpearl: Pearl was so patient while I tied her for this. It was the first time I’d ever done a chest harness that held her hands behind her back and by my beginner’s standards it was quite complicated. She couldn’t even play with her phone
theartofscarecrows: As a little parting gift, I have drawn a picture of my most rarely drawn MLP favourite: Fluttershy. I had a bit of fun with this picture. My poses are normally fairly… standard. They’re not that interesting. However, I went the
dogstomp: My original goal was to do stuff like leg lifts and push-ups each day and report how many I did at the bottom of each comic so that I was held accountable by standards I imagine followers hold me to, but I’m working on an alternative. ^w^!
ask-canterlot-musicians: Pat Pat. We’re back! Thanks everyone for your patience. It’s been a crazy couple of weeks, but things are settling back standard crazy levels. Unfortunately, all the activity kept me from doing a few things for you guys that
dogstomp: Your memories are one of the most valuable things you own. Please do whatever you can to preserve them, whether that be living a more exciting life, drawing a comic diary, or just writing a standard journal. Please do whatever you can to keep
renaissanceofchaos: Perhaps my first ever Pokemon porn I ever draw for myself, the only one I remember was drawing Kaa & Misty but that was a commission :PSo yea, standard pokemon hypno sex. I admit I enjoyed drawing May and I can see why she’s
unbelievable-facts:Researchers testing insect repellents used Victoria Secret’s Bombshell perfume as a standard and accidentally discovered that it repels mosquitoes better than many repellents on the market.
meme-sauce:meme-sauce: Men are held to such low standards in relationships and it’s infuriating; just today I heard from my co-workers that ones husband never drove to come see her when they were doing long distance, and the other’s hasn’t mowed
Do you ever just see something from a few years back and realize that your standards for things have become a lot higher Like cosplay and fanart especially I used to think the worst art and cosplays were fantastic
caucasianplantation: New passport regulations decreed that as dignity was no longer an issue for Caucasians, the passport photograph should be as detailed as possible, and a standard pose was enforced.
ohnociel: asylum-of-fear: Damn serious post. And I agree one hundred percent. I hold famous people to the same standards of a regular person. Cause that is exactly what they are to me. A regular damn person. And if they Fuck up, they need to deal with
what ppl have to understand about social media is…all those “community ‘double’ standards” are NOT entirely accurate. the same things that _ (insert social media name here) publicly declared safe 2 years ago can now get
redemancy:breenwolf:when you’re so thirsty for new fic of your OTP that you can physically feel your standards dropping#i’m so sorry about some of the things my eyeballs have read
greymonet: destroy the idea that your art is bad just because it doesn’t look like other people’s art. your art is your own thing - it doesn’t have to meet anyone’s standards but your own
actualucifer: AND DON’T FUCKING TELL PEOPLE THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
did-you-kno: There’s a Russian ATV that can swim, crawl, climb, has self-inflating tires, and costs about the same as a standard luxury car. Source
@AnnaBanks: I forgot to post this photo when Jordan and I got back from our trip to Oregon. The water was surprisingly pretty warm that day, by Oregon standards.
HOLY SHIT!just what the doctor ordered. omg…*fans self* i don’t even care that it’s very obviously photoshopped. nope.i’m lowering my standards
