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Sending smiles and a titty hug to all my sexy followers…I was just told today by one of my guy friends that he so hugs tight to see if a girl is natural or has a boob job…he confessed that he knows that I all natural…lol…and

that is so nice wish it was me

So jet lag isn’t fun, chronic exhaustion isn’t fun, intensifying the chronic exhaustion by doing more than I can every single day isn’t fun, so it takes time to get over that stuff, so it makes sense not to make any med adjustment. So sayeth the

WHY THEY MESS WIF STEVEN SO MUCH

wi-fu: There’s so much to say about this new episode but I would just like to point out how much Steven has grown so far. The line “That’s exactly why I brought you.” really made me think. We went from Season 1 Steven who was basically a silly

Hey all I’ve been really busy with uni so i haven’t been on here all that much so I may be on a bit more during Easter so feel free to message me girls on here or on kik!!! My kik is ashlymay22. Here’s a photo of me and me teddy! xD

Fuck that feels so good. I want you to pummel my tight pussy with that fat cock.

So much anger I recently broke up with my boyfriend because i felt as tho he didn’t want to be in the relationship anymore he would do and say things that was so hurtful and ignored me and would go about his day without a care in the world.What hurts

i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true

So APPARENTLY I’m not eligible for health coverage through my employer for THE FIRST 90 DAYS of going full-time! Oh, and I can’t see the prices or options until AFTER that 90-day period. Isn’t that lovely?So, what’s a girl to do? Apply for

That makes 4 guys that I’d probs fuck and one girl who said she’d teach me the ropes of women. Jeez I feel like a hoe…

whatshermindsays: wordsmatty: Unpublished CC submission. Really not the greatest picture ever, but I wanted to show off my new TMNT mug that Buffy got me. That mug is so awesome! I love the peeks of your tattoos and your butt looks awesome :3 Why

averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that

dryadalis: last-snowfall: geardrops: swanjolras: out of all the aspects of millennial-bashing, i think the one that most confuses me is the “millennials all got trophies as a kid, so now they’re all self-centered narcissists” theory like—

fistmynurse: Bound up, completely helpless - feet tied to each side, hands strung from the ceiling. Rufio used his fingers and our vibrator to make me moan and scream and cum until I was a shivering wreck. Then he let me loose, only for me to collapse

peachiechild: romanticize un-illuminated brown and black eyes. romanticize the way dark eyes look without being blinded by flash. romanticize brown eyes that don’t have streaks of gold and yellow. romanticize black eyes that are so raven it’s hard

So, Leonard locked me out of the house the other night. My first thought was “I’m going to make a comic of this”, which shows you where my priorities are.

So I ended up buying that shirt I was trying not to buy this morning after all I’m sure you were all dying to know

foxnewsofficial: i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true

egberts: some third graders have nicer hand writing than me and that really hits me in the self esteem My handwriting is/was so bad I would be regularly kept in from recess in grade school and punished by writing random sentences over and over until

That's so Cliché

mellarkish: You know those people that are so pretty that even when they make a weird face as a joke they’re still attractive and

thealphapigeon:Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something

tfwiki: It’s the 50th Anniversary of Star Trek this week, so that just leaves us with one question - who’s the better captain, Kirk or Ikard?

sonicunleashed: me:*fills a water gun with printer ink* me:i dont even need a wii u to have fun

clamperls: wilwheaton: the-future-now: ‘Overwatch’ players turn to Reddit to share their horrifying stories of sexual harassment and racism follow @the-future-now “Why don’t any girls like me?” Cries the shittly little fucker who does this

lvtro: radheichou: shakugan: bastion can survive hanzo ults with his new passive and rate of healing Why the fuck??? I’m suing blizzard for the emotional trauma this video gave me

where’s that really cute video of these girls dancing to september i need it for reasons

gaymerlvl-pharmercy: hijabby: I’m screaming??? So my cat knows I get upset when he steps on my paintings (not yelling or anything I think he just sees me spend hours trying to cover up what his paws do) in my “studio” which is a crammed small

mysterybensmysteryblog: pockymaster: Inspired by FMA Lewis’s suit is just filled with cats and there is nothing that can convince me otherwise I’m reblogging this one just to point out the fact that I noticed that the *SUIT* is blushing. I don’t

geekhyena: goldenevil91: edgebug: pretzel-the-hognose: [X] HELLO SNAKE. I AM SNAKE TOO! WE ARE SNAKE! WHY ARE YOU NOT MOVING, SNAKE? LET ME CUDDLE YOU TO FIND OUT. SNAKE? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I AM CONCERNED That’s so cute *.* Awwwwww!

basedpidgeot: ker-smash: taskscape: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS Give me this owl stuff like this keeps me going. y’know? why should i be sad when there’s a guy somewhere who goes about his normal life with an owl following him about

jinsei2525: “ Thank you for 25 suscribers! “This is just a pice i wanted to finish for all the ppl that is following me right now. Your support means a lot to me! So, here, a present for all of you wonderful people!!

tavrosofnitram: “let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”

i am in a terrible mood so here is a pic of amaka & i from last summer. i look terrible and u can’t really even see my face, but she looks pretty darn adorable and looking at old pics of us is the only thing that is making me (sort of) happy

degradethississybimbo:charliekinks:That’s so me!

So I completely forgot to tell anyone besides Nick that my cyst has shrunk almost in half. I feel like the world’s biggest asshole because my mom just now asked about it and I can’t really lie. I told her I got the results back, but that I

fab-rebel:When you accidentally touch your soul

proflab: me, a gay, to another gay: that’s so gaythe nearest straight person: kill bill sirens

blogxlbigdick: real #amateur big cock HAHAHA THAT’S ME! !

So I just woke up from having this incredible wet dream and it gave me a whole bunch of ideas for sex toy designs. I told my friend all about it and he said “Well, sex is an art, and you’re an artist.” and that just made me so happy

mixedpassing: guwopbaby: That’s so me this is so cute

zodiacbaby: frankenfemme: Me and my main gay That’s Jennifer Lopez right she literally looks 15 that’s so crazy

djsordered: me, rereading texts I sent during a meltdown I had ten minutes ago: lol that was so fuckin extra wtf thank god I’ve changed, that’s never happening again

goaliesarethebest: It’s stuff like this that really makes me appreciate humanity as a whole

Hey yall I’m tryin to stay active but not much is happening. Uh.I made sugar cookies with baking SODA instead of baking POWDER on accident and they’re edible but have a nasty aftertaste so. I’ve got that going for me 😑☹Also waiting

cuntliflower: lilfingermonkey: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to every drake concert, and kiss you to every beautiful drake song so that you can never listen to take care again without tasting me like blood in your mouth. And

pessimisticfvck: i keep pushing people away so they won’t have to deal with everything that comes with me i’m so sorry for being like this

New song featuring the owl fam. This is the first song I’ve written that’s forced me to belt, so… be kind mebbe thanks

wyomingsmustache: donaldjareddunn: When someone identifies with their favorite character it can say a lot about them. Whenever someone says “they are so me” believe them. Sometimes liking a favorite character they identify with is the closest thing

so like I wish I spoke farsi so I could understand what my baba is saying when he curses me the fuck out luckily my sister in law was there tonight when he went apeshit on me so she could translate that he called me a piece of dog shit and a few other

blackberryshawty: *me lying to men* oh wow that’s so interesting

so this one time Stefan named one of his grandpa’s rabbits after me except then he killed and ate her and didn’t tell me and then I asked about her and he was like “oh about that” so I got really pissed because first of all who

SO THIS HAPPENED THAT’S ME THIS IS WEIRD

hello I’m Sunny and this is jackass /casually wears shades over glasses (that was so rebellious of me)

djinnanddragons: geniusalias: When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something: That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

so I was playing MP with my bro josh and he was using the cerberus phoenix and said “oh I just used ‘biotic explosion’ … hey do you think when asari orgasm its called a 'biotic explosion?” and I just

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