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scholla: So lately I was thinking how cell phones work in Night Vale. And, well, that’s the result.Still I hope Carlos will teach Cecil that there’s another, easier way to make a call.Number 4 does not exist.
That Chaser (I dunno if he has a name anymore) lost a bet with the buff downsizer (Dank Downsizer? Whatever I’ll call him buffsizer) so that’s how it goes. But hey, he finally got honest with himself! Even though it involved getting a massive dick
aitaikimochi:OMG IT’S FINALLY OUTNagisa: That’s right! Let’s do that! Everyone: Eh? Water gun fight? Haru: Mackerel Game???!!! (T/N it’s a pun because mackerel and water guns sound similar) Makoto & Rei: No that’s not it!!! Momo: Are
“I never asked — never wanted — to be Captain America. But that mask, those stars and stripes, that shield… they change you. I can see now the burden that Steve’s always carried. (…) But underneath it all, what I really know is… I want
Madohomu homu gropey grope I think it’s about time I posted some more Madohomu! I buy into the headcanon that Homura has a big ol’ scar on her chest, but I haven’t had a chance to draw that yet, so here it is!
After extensive research she has concluded that this joke is “on pointe”
there was a post that im not gonna reblog because it has Sakura bashing (I grew out of that shit a long time ago and become much gayer, Sakura can kick my ass anytime too) but there was a comment that said ‘Hinata “bout that action” Hyuuga showed
stable86: 3 bread seaweed mous this is adorableand also i just want everyone to know that when i said i use three slices of bread for a sandwich i dont mean that i just get three slices of bread and eat them like that im not a fucking animal i just
beyondthetemples-ooc: stelte23: punkfistfights: redemption arcs do not rely on forgiveness! if a character is behaving a certain way just to be forgiven, that is not a good redemption arc! redemption arcs rely on people realizing their own behavior
limitlesscorrosion: This is a pure bismuth crystal. The heaviest element that is not radioactive (ok technically it is but it’s half life is like 9 orders of magnitude older than the universe so it really doesn’t count.) Probably my favourite crystal
This is going to be done a little differently than my usual chapter posts, because I can. Or I guess a nerve got struck or something, who can say.Attack on Titan is about humans and monsters.It’s about the monsters humanity faces, and the monsters that
gryffindoreo:People with asthma do not need allergists and emergency inhalers, they need bicycle helmets and fish bowls. People with Ulcerative Colitis do not need a physician and anti-inflammatory medication, they need books and a light bulb. People
*seethe* I am a VERY DESERVING candidate for ASM in my company. I am still trying to simply get a step-up Lead position for now. Been applying for a few months and I am not satisfied because Like, I want this to happen YESTERDAY. I KNOW what I’m
frosty-the-snowden: catchymemes: Via @iamdylancurran (Twitter) not even apologizing for the longpost
heads up guys, tumblr is apparently turning safe mode on without telling you so if that’s not what you want you should check your settings maybe
I can’t even believe some people are still filling that out when you’re not going to the cons or buying anything, are you trolling me or?????????????
alizabug: finding an art style isnt about finding a set of appealing symbols and never deviating, it’s about learning new symbols all the time! that’s not always easy, but it’s impossible to learn to draw without doing this. that’s why having
fightingeldergods: “Ah, now, I do know a fair share of Doctors. Seven, give or take. But no, that’s not one of them. I happen to call myself the Doctor, as well, if that helps?” "Ah, mine mentioned there’d been nine faces
carcino-fucking-geneticist: WHEN YOU IMPLY FICTIVES ARE “HAVING FUN” WITH A DISORDER, YOU ARE ASSUMING EVERY SYSTEM IS TRAUMA BASED, AND THAT’S NOT COOL, BECAUSE I CERTAINLY DID NOT HAVE AN ABUSIVE CHILDHOOD, AND I DON’T HAVE ANY SORT OF ILLNESS
You stop talking to me while you're away. That's ok.
askwolfchev: karuna-tan: Oh. Em. Eff. Geeeeeeee. WOLFCHEV ARE THOSE BUNNY SLIPPERS THAT I SEE YOU WEARING? … And that better not be a damn glass bead you’re holding! Wolfie, put the beads down and back away from them - SLOOOOOOOWLY. You’ve
mumblingsage: hybridfairy: whossasha: resized: youre-bey0nd-beautiful: angrymuslimah: “Gulabi Gang” is a gang of women in India who track down and beat abusive husbands with brooms. this is too thug not to reblog That’s not all they
ich-liebe-dicks: cunicular: Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt You are NOT supposed to bleed If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication. This is all a MYTH perpetrated
1989nihil: terra-atlantis: roeskva: That’s not cute, that’s terrifying! It simultaneously makes me think of aliens from the alien movies and replicators from Stargate SG-1! Oh, and throw in some spiders too! Seriously, when will scientists learn
just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round. oh
voiceactresskurutta: artemispanthar: kasukasukasumisty: Steven has those glowy star stickers on his wall, that’s adorable that’s such a little kid thing to have! Too cute! Also, I think its a really neat detail that he has mismatching pillows.
GUYS Steven Universe has episodes scheduled for 2016, it is not scheduled to end in 2016. Its production is so far ahead of its air schedule that its not going to be suddenly cancelled and stopped short. Take a breath and relax. The show is doing great
I don’t think a lot of people realize that there’s really a lot of overlap in the crews of Cartoon Network shows and a whole lot of people who work on one show have worked on or will work on another show in some capacity. Most of the shows
xekstrin:F R I e n d l y reminder not to be mean and harsh to newbies in your fandom who don’t know all the lore yet— or even just people in the fandom who might not be as dedicated as you. If they want, you should instead share the cool stuff you
sometimes I don’t yet have a migraine (or auras, which precede migraines) and might not even get one that day, but I can feel it just lurking around the corner, deciding on whether or not to come and ruin my day. Like, just move along, buddy, I don’t
basically amything that might help me my brain is telling me that its not something I’m allowed to have because Im mentally ill / Autistic.My brain constantly tells me that my purpose in life is to be exploited used . subservient to the normal real
loltias:stop criticizing people who do not read for pleasure stop acting better and more intelligent than people that do not read for pleasuresome people have different ways of processing information and are unable to enjoy books the same way others
xspiritofthemapleleaf: queerboochananbarnes: boosexualavenger: Every time a cis person reblogs a gender of the day a fairy dies srsly cis friends it’s in their FAQ stating specifically for you not to reblog the gender of the day. genderoftheday
insanity-peggy: prettycuretide: white-clovers: « Thank you » WHAT THE HELL SHE’LL KICK A PUPPY BUT NOT THIS? TIDD KEN’S A GUY
acmknmhnr: 【腐】DMMｄらくがき | うみと Please do not remove source
tinycartridge: Nintendo is killing it with these Pokemon Sun and Moon trailers ⊟ Rather than a new Hawaiian life, this ad features a kid on a perfect Japanese summer family vacation, living that life. And if that isn’t selling you on these games,
after-crisis: lumos-vs-nox: The problem with suicidal thoughts is that they’re not just there when your sad. You’ll be there, chillin, reading a book or talking to a friend and you’ll think ‘This is nice. But do you know what would be better?
MISTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R U FUCKING KIDDING ME?! JUST LIKE THAT?! GODDAMN THAT S NOT FAIR TO HER CHARACTER!
iwazu: considering that Sacchan is one of the few females that does not only feel 100% okay with her sexuality but is also exploiting it, I take the fact that she doesn’t get laid almost as a personal offense.
futureblackpolitician: black-geek-supremacy: dynastylnoire: slightlycoolemma: blackandmildwithgod: murder-she-wont: blackandmildwithgod: The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true. You
queenejanine: creamynut: People that unload all their problems on to you within a few minutes of meeting you be scaring the shit outta me. I have a coworker like this. It’s so annoying tbh “What’s up, I’m Greg”“Not
werocksocks: “if all black men start dating white women because they inspired by other black males that do so…”This the kinda twilight zone future y’all making up to stress yourselves out?For fun? This one time I don’t mind saying “not
edwardspoonhands: This is about to hit 100,000 notes but only 2000 people have donated the ษ to get the movie poster. That’s ษ that will not increase the bottom line for anyone but will ONLY GO TO CHARITY! Yes, that means that this poster has
ms-curves: This caught my eye for the colour… but it’s when you see the large version of the image that I really appreciated the look. Very nice detail. I like. Not Quite Naked tweets outstanding portfolio photos daily @nqnu
ms-curves: More and more pictures that are more artistic have been catching my eyes. Not necessarily for the clothes, just images that are beautiful and artistic. I am loving this one. (The fact it is thematically related with the corset is a lovely
fussyfella: What is it about stairs and steps that is sexy? Not Quite Naked tweets outstanding photos daily on twitter @nqnu
phonesignal: labronjames4ever: kaylalollama:Is there a chrome extension to block Amy Schumer’s face from popping up on every social media platform because I honestly do not care about her pls get out of my face I’m sorry no there’s not, shut
frothyfrothy-loins: steroidallolita:fandom-with-a-ph:just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.OH MY GODwhatWHATWHAT Um no..In the parlance of jazz, a square was a person who
thekimonogallery: Nagajuban - Lingerie Kimono, 1910s, Japan. Geisha Sakae in her nagajuban (lingerie kimono), a postcard from around 1905 to 1910. Image and text via Blue Ruin 1 on Flickr Nagajuban.. You keep using that word. I do not think it means
liberalsarecool: Never forget Eric Garner. He was choked that day, not because he was selling loose cigarettes, or had cigarettes on him, but because police did not like him. #ICantBreathe #PoliceViolence #DeathByRacistCop #IllegalChokehold
okay so it’s not a baby-baby picture of me, but it’s the only one I have on my computer of me super young. I’m like on a sugar high lmao ignore that bitch on the left though, we’re not friends anymore >:(
Here’s a story that I’m gonna tell in first person that is completelymade up and zero percent relevant with my life. Never befriend your students because nobody should ever know anything about your personal life when you are doing your job
I don’t understand why some people are telling those who have been spoiled to “get over it” that they will get to play the game soon anyway. Wow. No, no that is NOT an ok thing to say to them.
so-sodef-denine:taydanyelle:beyoncesweavee: Say it again 👏👏👏 I Yes 🙌 I wish everyone felt like this This “debate” has been going on for hundreds of years so yeah good job minimizing it like that bc the only losers are still
Painting WIP. Trying to make Peridot booty(and fullnelson anal) like I did that Rosalina bustThat feeling that hits you when you realize “holy fuck this is kinda difficult”Not my strong suit by a longshot. lol
pizzaotter: theprhototype: mrsthirdward: asexualjesuschrist: durianseeds: I can’t believe this isn’t real. “so articulate,”“that’s not a compliment.”soooo true lol HE SPRAYED HER WITH A WATER BOTTLEI WANT TO SCREAM Bitch I’m tryin
I meant to funny, but then I serious-ed. Anyways, here’s a sequel that nobody asked for.You are concerned.Well, no, that’s not quite right. You are Peridot. But you’re feeling concerned.It began a while back. You had been going through the barn
@beetlejuice-lover OH THANK GOD YOU TOLD ME THE WRITERS HAVE SO MUCH EXPLAINING TO DO^NOW THIS VISUAL GAG MAKES ME GAG^RICO NO THAT’S YOUR SIBLING^RICO WAIT THAT’S NOT WHAT PREENING MEANS^A WHOLE GIF OF RICO SINNING?!?!?!!OH GOD RICO NO—–
here is ur daily reminder that im not white :)
I’m gonna hop on this train to go ahead and say that if you’ve jerked it to the content I share on this blog, you owe me money. 🤷🏻♀️Circle Pay AND Google Wallet is nude.yogini@gmail.com
