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“I’m not like Sherlock. If you helped me get off, I could never forget your name.â€
That’s not a bad shaved pussy. It’s just well used and therefore almost bald. That’s a difference.
“That’s not included in the job description!” The new maid yelled.“Oh yes, I’m gonna deduct it from your monthly salary for every orgasm you rip out from my proprietary hitachi. Very soon you’ll owe me and you are gonna repay it by extended
itmeanslovable: feeling pretty low today.. this kind of inspired me but then i thought to myself.. i have nothing to create.. i need to keep myself busy right now.. ughh :D Sure you do! Remember that Zentangle thing? There’s videos for it on youtu
It’s not a matter of gender. Blacks always rule. That’s it.
That Dreaded "Wahwahwah, I'm Not Posting Enough" Update
it’s not the men in my life that counts… it’s the life in my men… mae west
darkfox000: Shingeki no Watamote??? :o “No matter how you think about it, it’s these guy’s fault I’m not popular (with Eren)!” xDDD
That’s it, take her in the ass so as not to ruin that beautiful little slit
It’s hard not to post every single image taken with Sierra since she absolutely killed in every frame. That being said, it’s time to move on to another lovely lady, although I am certain you’ll see more of Ms. McKenzie in the future.
(Not uploaded) 30 minute challenge Grumpy ponyOk, screwed up with uploading this one to the 30 minute challenge, as I kept saving to the temp folder. So the one on top would have been the one that would have been sent to the challenge. Plus it appears
I know it’s not hentai related, but I need to gush about how amazing Admin X is… This is what I received in the mail today. “I hope that we are friends for many more years.” I do too, I really do. And yeah, I’m totally
sixsteen: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Lush Makeup Giveaway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here it is!!! I had the resources to make this give away and I love my followers to bits so i thought why tf not!!!! These are products that I myself have loved, and if I could pass out
edhelernil: Well, it will be a miracle if you manage not to hate me after this. But. Ask an honest question, get an honest answer. And please know that I really am friendly and open-minded, but even the nicest people have their limits, and bullshit has
That moment when
It really bothers me when people call Claudette a Bee. I try really hard to get my point across that she’s a grotesque jerk as opposed to a cute bumble bee, so here’s a little bit of nature to give you an idea lol
As a sensitive and insecure young boy, standing there for the first time, in front of a mother cooing excitedly over how “lovely” I looked in her lingerie, it was deeply confusing. Not only because of the fact that I was wearing such garments, but
It’s not really misogyny. Black Manta just wanted to get thrown in jail so he could join Task Force X/The Suicide Squad. He would have face-slammed anyone who was behind that counter. Still, out of context…
not-reality: It’s Balooga’s birthday! I ALREADY SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY SO PRETEND THIS CAME WITH THAT TIME OKAY? HI JADE WHY ARE WE YELLING Aw man, this is great! Thanks Jade! <3
I’ll be honest. For a really long time, I got really annoyed whenever someone said they wanted more LGBT representation in films. It’s not that I didn’t understand the need for representation, because I totally did. What annoyed me was the constant
witchywillowrosenberg: Good call. I’m glad you recognize that bi girls are goddesses and are way out of your league, it’s probably better for everyone this way my ex was bi and we broke up not because of her bisexuality but for differences between
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“It was the second piss after you eat the meth that was the magical nectar…”Jessa Reed “Meth Pee” (This Is Not Happening) Uncensored
Not looking forward to working tonight. Last year I made commission, so I did look forward to it then. I am in a supervisor role that does not make commission now, so I am more understanding now why every retail worker always dreads Black Thursday/Friday
Have you ever looked at a prompt in a kink meme and said “You need to sit in a corner and think about what you did?” Because I just had that moment.
It looks like I may not have enough time for a bilbo cosplay for nycc. I need to sew way too much stuff with nice probably expensive fabric and figure out special effects stuff for his feet and ears. BUT I do have enough time for a punk Captain Marvel
irontemple: jtl4: xtremotivation: Submit your pics! || Video: More pain More Gains || Gym Apparel Store He must like the smell of his deodorant I wonder what scent he uses Prob old spice. Just sayin. I mean that’s what I use and it makes
That was a cute episode. I love Steven’s love and enthusiasm for helping his dad, making him kind of oblivious that not everyone has the same intentions he does (it makes me sad to think about how everyone was laughing at Steven’s work gaahh). I like
that made me think “do scallops even produce pearls?” and it turns out they do (just like other bivalves) but I also found out that certain types of scallops produce a non-nacreous pearl called a scallop pearl or a Lion’s Paw pearl. Apparently
Not to mention the fact that you brought attention to the fact that he has a visitor counter on his page like he was using it to stalk people while you have 6 very invasive ones on yours.
somefancyname:somefancyname:Things that should exist:~magic ~time travel ~fictional characters ~superpowers ~talking pets ~magic potions Things that shouldn’t exist: ~supremacy ~rape ~murder ~sexism ~homophobia ~racism It is inspiring to know that
punky-deer: luckied replied to your post:I’M HERE TO COLLECT YOUR HEARTS. IT’S THE ONLY… //Are you high? And why are you not sharing with me?! 0_0 NO. no. I’m not. but I’m on my third HUGE MUG OF COFFEE and I’ve been staying up reading
antidarkheart: tateshaw: fancysomedisneymagic: This is crazy…. Tis not crazy, Disney would have the voice actors act out a scene so that the artist could use it as a reference. In fact the audio for the Mad Hatter is all taken from this scene.
simonjadis: cutemutant: mikemeekin: glamsquadunite: whorville: Why not let actual queer people play the parts of queer people Why not let actual straight people play the parts of straight people? what Heterosexuals literally need everything to
kingjaffejoffer: Are Instagram likes that serious? That bonded-leather-and-plywood couch probably weight like 35 lbs, this light work. It’s just bulky is all.
skarchomp: skarchomp: one of the millions of things i liked about spider-verse was that not only did all the female characters look different from each other, they gave mary jane her classic dimples and square chin, which might not seem like a big deal
aloeveragel: scorpiogy: timotaychalamet: mahersala ali being treated like shit this entire award season makes my blood boil Mahershala Ali is a muslim and if Im not mistaken he doesn’t drink…. this a bit disrespectful Not even just a bit, it’s
pile-of-butts: nitrostreak: moonphanter: I’m not sure where I was going with this. I should not colour things in the middle of the night. Nope. Heh. Imagine them watching whatever crappy horror movie. It’s past 4am here. I’ve been watching @dexbonus
So I did a quick overhaul of my blog theme… it’s so light and colourful now, how refreshing.
That Awkward Moment When A Satirical Cartoon Speaks Volumes About The Pro-Life Argument And How Stupid It, And They, Are.
i put the cash money i saved for my vacation in a safe place but i always forget where i put stuff so i made a lil reminder note in my phone but i didn’t want to be too explicit about iti put it in a jar and i put that jar way back in the bookcase behind
that silly moment when one of your favorite singers writes something very silly and maybe relevant… okay, maybe not. it is very silly and odd, but i like it. It’s another bad dreamPoison in my blood streamI’m dying but I can’t
christmasdixon: daveesstrider: joshverdi: nicolejanelle: APPARENTLY this is a thing, the rupee is a box for an engagement ring. Shut the front door. Not sorry for all the Zelda spam. It better make the noise when you open it The noise guys it makes
dont-touchmycurves: gingeyy: Ugh. Want it.Even more jealous now. I’m not supposed to wear anything ‘too flashy’ and stick to ‘neutral colors and patters’but screw that I look fabulous in colors You actually do! Well that’s shitty. But don’t
texas-southern-bell: punchdrunklove: wolf-hound: ““I just need a person” or “I just used a person” I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.” this fucks me up everytime god damn Wow I read this
ballwizard:crazy how that stuff works
catgirlforeskin: cryptotheism: noellevanious: jame7t: chongoblog: joey-wheeler-official:The inherent femdom dynamics of chess. The inherent genderfluid dynamics of chess i think im playing chess wrong Chess is a beautiful game. It’s not a
midiport:45210khz67300khz410909khz:midiport:midiport:GUYS HOLY FUCK HOLY SHIT I FOUND IT AT A THRIFT STORE SOMEOEN WROTE THEIR NAME ON IT BUT IT COMES RIGHT OFF WITH ALCOHOL ITS JAPANESE EDITION DO YOU HOW MUCH THIS SHIT COSTSTHATS HIS???????IM KILLING
ani-oppa-san: ideklukey: caitlinhill: haveigonetoofar: Don’t Be That Guy. Great campaign! Great point! signal boosting the shit out of this you can never NOT reblog this
I spent my new years with my coworkers, who i pretty much hooked up. and my boyfriend had dinner with his family and went to bed early. not really how i thought this was gonna go… but i guess it makes sense. i know he isnt forever. and thats okay.
fit-mints: I took these one minute apart. Not everything is as it seems in pictures. Just because someone looks flawless in a photo doesn’t mean that’s how they always look. Don’t let fantastic, seemingly unachievable pictures of fitspo, and befores
soul-angelos: Dark times all around but there are still people out there who love you Do not hurt yourself, do not hurt others, get help, talk to someone, anyone. Humanity has survived before and we can do it now if we all just support each other.
it's not about the size of your circle, it's about the loyalty that's in it
slimy: lumnch: Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption cutting a worm will not make two worms
The positive about never having a sex life is that it can never be used for selfharm. Positive thinking.
her-serenespace-deactivated2022:FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT DOING YOUR BEST DOES NOT MEAN WORKING YOURSELF TO THE POINT 0F A MENTAL BREAKDOWN.
Computer is STILL updating AHHH the one time I actually get in the mood to draw that’s NOT at 2 am gmhmh FJCIHHSHSICIF
quousque: corvus-onca-sapien: berukatxt: The two ADHD moods: - I can’t do it - I can’t stop doing it The two types of ADHD time: - now - not now the two ADHD memory modes: -I literally cannot recall the words that just came out of my mouth
muffinlance:goatsghost:Bato was scowling in the direction of the noise. “Could Toklo or Panuk take him in a fight?”“…Probably not.” Not given how slippery the kid was while half-delirious. He was a fighter, and no mistaking. “Then why
fellow sex workers please remember that the only ppl who complain about your prices are ppl who can’t afford it and are v mad about itdon’t let their financial situation affect the monetary worth of your time and effort, there will always be people
