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I’m posting this for two reasons: 1) Since it was sent as anonymous, I figure a lot of people are going to assume that it was me trying to promote myself. I promise I’m not the one who sent it. 2) Whoever did send it, OH MY GOD, LET ME LOVE
It wasn’t only the very sexy lingerie set your wife was wearing for the grand opening of her lingerie shop. It was that she not only told you that you hadn’t been invited but that she had invited your boss. She even added, “don’t
Great Quote but the best response if anyone says it, is: “Not To You”
She was an undercover agent, on duty, of busting so called “The Boss” red-handed… It turned out…That she was not that “undercover”…And The Boss…Had no mercy!
It’s not a starter cord, do not rip-start that engine… It won’t end well for ya;)
In 8th grade we had a dance and they said not to take any of the decoration. I not only had this tied around my neck that whole night, but I took it home too. BD
meggannn: narcolassie: despicabletweets: Oh, so I guess “It’s the White House for a reason” is a thing now. Alex Zeagler’s is my favorite: “on the off chance this is racist, don’t worry ‘coz it’s not offensive.” REASONS WHY I
It didn’t hit until later that night when I was alone,yet, I’m not even entirely sure why.Nothing really has changed all that much, has it? It’s something that has always lingered there in the back of my mind,something I think I already
That’s not really gagging. I mean, there’s a little bit of drool, but you’re not actually fighting the reflex. The idea is to jam that thing in there until your eyes water and you feel like passing out, and then push it further. You sure you don’t
that feel when you want to see certain artists do su nsfw of favorite character (COUGHLAPISCOUGH) just to see how it’d look but you know it’ll likely never happen unless it’s paid for and even then that’s not a likely guarantee if said artist
not-safe-for-sile: Just wanted to mention that I do have a Discord server! I didn’t quite advertise it much before, so I figured it’d be a good a time as any to do so. https://discord.gg/fFN7XyW
Not doing Day 5 because lol i keep coupling it with other things on the list (and last thing I decided on to avoid doing that fits better as something else too so
It never ceases to amaze me how fast I can go from fine to kill me kill me kill me put a fucking bullet in my head and make it stop.And it’s… awkward, because the things that set me off are stupid, stupid things that everyone I respect disdains.
It is a fight chapter, so I figure the thing to do is type “hm,” copy/paste it 2000 times under the cut, spicing it lightly with oohs and ahs about how wicked cool the anime will make these scenes.With brief pause to say that Zeke is nowhere near
Thanks everyone who messaged me recently concerning my recent breakup. It’s all good now, and there’s absolutely no bad blood between me and my now ex gf. I’m not gonna get into the details or anything, but it does mean a lot that my
It fills me up when you tell me to bring you something to drink, or rub your feet and calves and have me kneeling before you naked. It is not just the bringing of the drink and serving you that pleases me, it is when you require that it be delivered prope
It’s fine to say you love me, have a crush on me, and stuff like that. I don’t support it, but that’s not the type of behavior this post is about. Once in awhile, I get people who tell me that they are angry at me for having a crush on me, that
lgbtqi-support-equality: The true mark of a Straight™ is not noticing OBVIOUS satire that when lgbp+ people say stuff like “everything is gay, sorry I don’t make the rules” and they take it as serious statement.
sexual-abuse-survivor-support: So this is a quick warning post: I saw the movie ‘It’ tonight and one of the characters was clearly being sexually (and probably physically) abused by her father. Now, while it didn’t show him actually abusing her,
thefrogman:sirfrogsworth:I tried. Again.Misinformation is also a virus and our country is just as infected with it as it is with COVID-19. Bunk thinks he is perfectly innocent publicly posting his bad information. That he is not harming anyone. But he
jqmie: It has gotten to the point that I’ve watched so much gay porn that seeing a woman touch a penis doesn’t feel right
vrixie: irisannwest: do you ever do you ever just have that one class that one freaking class that just depresses you when you think about it because oh god you hate it so much The bourgeoisie
Welp, it’s the first time since 2001 that I have black friday off. And I don’t get paid again until next week.
no, it’s okay though, it’s not like they were one of my main hp otps or anything /that’s fine/ it’s all fine
apparently googling the meaning of my name was exactly what I needed to realize that I do like it and I should keep it.
bpdrotten: Someone: *explicitly states they are not angry at me in any shape or form* Me: Omg you’re mad at me I’m so sorry
that-is-not-funny: that-is-not-funny: becuzimbatman: aeolus06: Carpet Rodents Just something for fun Is it bad that I would totally fuck Phil?
natural–blues: tchaitea-hermione: thylovelylionheart: I absolutely hate it when people call sex a need. “I have needs” or “he has specific needs”—no, you have wants. Sex is a desire, not a need; otherwise nuns and monks would’ve died
Not happy that people are posting untagged spoilery scans from the comic that doesn’t even come out until tomorrow so most people don’t actually have it yet Be considerate of your fellow fans please
not-a-comedian: THE DOG?! THAT IS NOT THE BEAST!I made some OTGW stuff!! I’ve watched it many times but haven’t really drawn anything of it, so here :o I was going to wait with adding it to my Redbubble Shop until after NärCon, but I’m reaaally
I’ve been drinking this Sapporo for a few hours now. i’M STILL NOT DONE.
maxgryson: Not just your face. Yeah.. but um… anyways…
jordan-reet: No it’s not like that, I want to get one, and Im sure I’ll find one that Lucy will tolerate. But her feelings about getting another pet do matter to me. She’s yours, and one day we could be moving in together, and it would really matter
madelezabeth: HHHH IT’S DONE.My half of an art-trade with peanutbummer who wanted Vitri dressing Aoba. Hope this was what you wanted…. :I Maybe it’s not…Maybe you wanted something a little less… lingerie-y. In that respect, I failed.D:
do you ever think you’re losing interest in a ship but then there’s like that one piece of fanart or that one fanfic or even that one headcanon post and it’s just like oh hell no, not again.
i’m starting to freak out because i have a presentation tomorrow and idk i mean it’s a group presentation so it’s not that bad i guess but i never really presented before and would always just take a failing grade and fuck i don’t
tofixtheshadows:College AUs are cool, but you know what we’re missing? Art major AUs:“I cut myself really badly in Printmaking and I’m trying not to bleed everywhere, turns out you carry a bunch of first aid supplies in your bag” AU“I let you
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
slightlycrazygamer: Translation for english speakers:“Sir, it’s your brother.”“Lie! It’s not my brother, it’s a phone!” “It’s your brother on the phone.” “Then you should’ve said that!”
blurds: akastahp: HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST FELL OFF LIKE HES NOT EVEN TRYING TO FLY JUST OOPS I FELL me Excuse me. Let me draw your attention to something. That pigeon did not fall. IT WAS PUSHED. I’m dying I was in a meeting the other day
not-here-for-it: ladyknucklesinshape: blackyogis: Extended Standing Leg Stretch Utthita Hasta Padangusthasana One of the biggest myths about flexibilty I keep hearing is that one has to be skinny to be flexible…well…that’s NOT true. I wish
gregwuzhere: That looks stupid Like, how do you load it? Not quickly. Unless your pulls are dead simultaneous, you’re not gonna be very stable while shooting, your recoil is gonna have you all over the place. Also, unless it’s some special
legendaryboobs: michaelangeloooo: evooob: envymyblackness: brainiak-on-coco: This is probably the rarest of photos out Is this real? Or did someone edit them all in together ^^^^ I thought I was the only one thinking that This is edited cause
localstarboy: Did She Say “Bitch” As Well😅 Angela Rye does not fucking play with anyone that come wrong 😂😂😂smoove called her a bitch on nationwide tv
It really hurts that Tumblr don’t have a timestamp on messages seem like I missed a message from somebody who I was talking to and helping and I don’t remember seeing her message but it really hurts because I felt like I’ll let that
“It says here in this book that you gave me on Female Led Relationships, that I should let you see me naked often and not let you do anything else but worship me. That even though it makes you hard, that I should hold off on letting you have any release.
It’s not that I want to see Trump become President. More or less, I need something to chuckle at for the next four years to remind myself that “Hey, it can’t get much worse than this, can it?”. And Trump fits that bill to a T.
ileftmyheartinwesteros:We may not have thunderstorms very often here but it makes up for that with wind. I used to hate the wind here but I may not be able to sleep without it now. I only hope the windows don’t break. I’m pretty sure my neighbors
that-was-not-what-i-wanted: that-was-not-what-i-wanted: officialbaio: Estudiar…. estud… est… es… e… d… dor… dorm… dormir. I don’t know if its about studying French or if its actually in French but I identify with it I’ve been
It’s kinda sad. I used to have so much enthusiasm with food. Cooking and eating were the best part of my day. Now it’s a chore that requires a lot more will power to get me to do. It’s honestly doesn’t make since that I’m
have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
♡♡♡♡♡ I love the tiny house movement. Wish i had one. My studio apartment is about the same size as a lot of the tiny houses (240ish square feet), but mine was not purpose built for that kind of thing (i.e. NO built in storage outside the
edwoodthegrey: Summer Ball 2K13 because I’m not gay, but if I was gay. This guy. I’m just saying. He’s looks like me, but super pretty and not at all surly. I’m frequently told that when I’m not smiling, I look bitter and
That smile says it all, doesn’t it? It’s not about position, or where it goes, or how hard, or how fast, not this. They’re connected.
hijabster: Not all Jews are zionists. Love this! @ISNA 2012 in DC
pixl8ing:when “just the tip” becomes “i really need to use you” becomes “i’m sorry, it’s not my fault when you look like that” becomes “hold still for me, i’ll be gentle” becomes “shut up and take it, this is what you’re made
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go “but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks
It’s okay to not be able to fix everything that is wrong. It’s okay to be a failure that no one can enjoy to share time with. It’s okay just breath.
Not to be political but It just amazes me how people are so genuinely surprised that a group that have seen it’s country bommed and occupied takes the chance to retake it when given the opportunity…. How naive are you?Thousands more will
tsukiyama-shoo: tsukiyama-shoo: please tell me im not the only one who remembers that photoset/gif that went around where it has the final scenes of death note where light is trying to defend himself but someone replaced the text so it was him teaching
