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andstillmoreboys: é³¥ãƒãƒ©ãƒŸ How could this boy count that badly? He needs a tutor that only lets him jerk off after he gets most, if not all, of them right.Â
“I’m not going to find anything on here that I don’t like, will I?” his wife called out from the other room while looking through the files on his PC. He knew that she suspected him of looking at incest porn so he had deleted everything the night
If it wasn’t enough to see your wife being fucked by her intern, you also heard him saying, “do you think your husband suspects that you are your intern’s slut, that you not only obey me every time I tell you to handle me your knickers and ride
There has always been a strong rivalry between us and I know I’m the lastperson you wanted to see promoted, but now I’m your boss and your lastboss not only told me that you allowed him to cuckold you but that your wifeenjoys being submissive
mitchrobertsxxx: Colt. That’s not his real name but that’s what I call him. We fucked many times over the past few years. He always gets a hotel or B&B near to wherever I am. And he always wears a jock, usually a Colt and usually this one. Love
deanwinchestersheart: Dean comforting his parents; “it’s okay.” This will forever be my biggest feeling about dean. He loves too much. I mean that as in, he gives too much of himself away, that when the time comes for him to ask for a little
lolita-princess: generalbriefing: seriouslyamerica: I WOULD PROBABLY DATE SOMEONE WHO DID THIS. Fun fact: intentionally bad (but not sexist, obivously) pick-up lines work unreasonably well on me. The level of awesome here is inspiring. oh god that
asleepylioness: I do not mention it that often on my blog since it has developed into more of a sex, picture spam of myself kinda thing; but I truly nerd hard. I paint tiny plastic space marines that ride giant wolves. Then meet up with other people
lindir: lotr meme: nine characters (3/9) → Haldir “Not even to see fair Lothlorien?’ said Haldir. ‘The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love
missinginsd: This guy is incredibly good looking and has one of my favorite things….an uncut dick with a PA. And a rather big dick at that. Of course, his shirt says “bottom”. Don’t know if that refers to him or not, but one can only guess.
askun: One must truly appreciate those of us that honestly love the enjoyment of sucking a cock. Notice how for her it is about the cock, not the man, she calculates each move, its about her, not him . . .
coolballgagbro: Kidnapped from the gym, Josh’s captors wasted no time in making sure he was bound and gagged in an aesthetically pleasing way that would make him attractive to potential buyers. Not that Josh would be a hard sell — he was handsome
racywilde: Mmmmmh, the most bodacious ass ever! My nerves in my whole body were making me quiver all over - not that I let him know that… Haha! Getting down to serious business, his cute little toes would curl up when I inched in further…lol. And
rnuffie: japotecture: let him motivate you if it’s -10 how is that water not frozen. in both fahrenheit and celsius thats a freezing level lol Cause salt water pls
incestuous-creampie: Even though I was on the phone with mom, my brother couldn’t wait to stick his cock in me. Not that I blame him, it’s just that we have to be careful.
slavboyforyou: gangedcuckedfucked: This is so true! It’s so hot watching hubby lick up his mess! And believe me, that’s not very often! For the simple fact that I don’t let him cum as much as he wants to! - Miss AGangedCuckedFucked.Tumblr.com
theoncoming-sulk: #you can see the exact moment when sherlock actually regrets saying that #he’s just like #oh shit i want to say sorry and hug him #but that’s not what i’m like
thishornygirl1: thishornygirl1: I am giving him head. The best part is that this not my boyfriend’s cock. This cock is just much better! Reblogging one of my favourite pics of myself hehe I look good with that big cock in my mouth, don’t I?
stephiejo90: She invited her older brother over to hang out…after a few drinks and a porn vid that she convinced him to see with her, he was balls deep in his baby sister…not realizing that she was unprotected and ovulating as he blasted his creamy
Dirty daddy kisses me in the naughty place!! :: plays with pigtails:: And I likes it when daddy licks, and hugs me when he reads me bed time stories. Well, Ok!! So I do not like it that much, but it is mine and daddies fantasy that I tell him I
spike-in-weirdworld: “Aww, just look at his wubby chubby dance! Isn’t he cute? If you wanna see his cute side, just give him a big green gem!” “Nope, that’s not true, dragons are NOT cute!” Is it even legal to be this cute~?
purplehorsedrawswhatever: You might not believe but I made a meme about @audraria Anyway the thing is that I call him not by full nickname but “Audi” in short and now imagine a car drawing AppleShy porn >Dat car reflectionSame here, i sometimes
howlingpunk:just a quick shoutout to duxwontobey ^-^ this guy is proof that life is amazing and people still care, no matter who you are or what mood your in :D I just found this! Oh my gosh thank you ^w^ I’m glad I help so much! Sorry for not
sakemeroze: atlantahammy: crazyana: sakemeroze: No Venonat that’s not your color… LET’EM WEAR IT! That is adorable! Dbidndkdg I’ll buy it for him.
yukipri: NEVER LET ME REDRAW AGAIN. Not only because I’m godawfully slow (yeah, I know there’s a much prettier redraw that’s actually fully done that’s been going around since waaaay earlier…rest assured, this one is done by me though, you
Donghae says that members call him "event guy" because he does many events for his girlfriend. He said "I do many events... but when I'm not doing them, I guess I might be a little cold... That's why I do many events... And members call me "Event Guy"
fumbledeegrumble: black-to-the-bones: Mayoral candidate tells audience members ‘Go back to Africa’ No, that’s not a joke. He really said that. How is he even a Mayoral Candidate? Men like him should never be around politics. He will never
roguefucker69: taahko: “jedi dont have sex” is a lie the entire order has told to yoda for 900 years bc they don’t want him to feel bad that hes not getting any Incorrect it’s bc they knew that if Yoda knew he could legally bone he’d destroy
coolxatu: pancakeke: coolxatu: i hope tim allen is real burnt over the fact that history will only remember him for the tim allen grunt he’s probably glad it’s that and not his coke trafficking conviction HIS WHAT
cobaltrose:Twenty otps [1/20]: Wolf x Scarlet | The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer “Can I ask you a question?” His eyes swept over to her. “It’s not about hacking security systems, is it?” She blinked. “Of course not.” “Then fine.”
papishanpoo: I’ll kill a spider for my girl but if she under attack by a raccoon then that’s not my business. You pissed him off not me
antoinetripletts: “This young man has done a lot of things wrong. I’ve seen him do a dozen things wrong, but let me tell you something right now. He is not a bad young man, and he’s certainly not a criminal. He dated my daughter for years and we
professortennant: billiefuckingpiper: 83/100 → Billie Piper She tells herself that she isn’t wearing this to tempt him. Definitely not.Although, when she rolls out of bed, careful of his arm draped around her waist and his nose buried into
blurryfaceinspace: put in the tags the first thing that comes up when u type “i am,” “i’m not,” “i love,” “i hate,” and “i wish”
I finished that possessive rusame thing but I’m not posting it because it may or may not involve someone with very large eyebrows and I just get the feeling certain shippers will kill me
A long time ago I was speculating about whether or not the reason Pearl asks Steven if he remembers how to warp in “Cheeseburger Backpack” was not so much because she was asking him but because she was asking his gem (Rose). So when Pearl asked if
jimmymcgools:You see that she wants him as much as he wants her. This is not a one-sided chase thing… She did not acquiesce. —Rhea Seehorn, 2x02 Audio Commentary
Day twenty five of Drawlloween 2017, and today’s theme was, “Do As I Say, Not As I Voodoo”. The only thing that honestly came to mind was Baron Samedi, so I just drew a depiction of him.
thebiggestdouchebagintheuniverse: attributeblessed: PewDiePie is doing voting for the next game he should pick and I am so goddamn angry that DMMD is one of the choices. Here’s a link to the voting video. Please guys, pick anything but DMMD. Pewds
viria: Realizing you have big gay crush on your ace like It’s not the hair, Noya…it’s not..the hair…
superwholockfeels: obssessedwithsherlock: Sherlock forgets that sometimes John isn’t alive Lestrade-Because John Watson is gone, Sherlock. Remember we found him dead in his flat the morning you came back?Shot himself
alwaysbewoke: alwaysbewoke: prettyboyshyflizzy: psychedelicpink: thee-renaissance-man: thai-red-curry: thereasonforthewordbitch: What Fuck you Fuck him! And fuck everything he stands for! How are you gonna say that as a minority?! I’m not shocked
lividlovers: dre-da-kid: lividlovers: checawhatfrannywho: Lmao yes…..not homicidal/suicidal. Loool That’s not what he’s saying tho. The song is about his Ex. ***Failed relationships***** have caused him to seek comfort in only seeing value
all-the-ackermans: Source [please do not remove source] Cute maid Levi here to clean your blog (◡‿◡✿)
martininamerica: dxeggman: martininamerica: bunnywithrazorteeth: Heehee… Dammit, I wish Marik’s penis was a slice of pizza. why not just go over and have him suck your dick That’s not the right question. The right question is: What topping
villainous-cenobite: villainouscenobite: The life of a beta cuckquean cumslut is not an easy one. The instinct is there to drain him of his cum, to greedily accept it without question, but the truth is that is not your role anymore. The only time you
andahappynew-year: itsmorifarty: biologytextbook: when someone taller than you hugs you and you kind of put your head on their chest and it feels really protective and warm like godamn if thats not the greatest shit in the world alternatively, being
stilesism: @colinodonoghue1: just letting you know that Buckley my dog does not have a twitter account
gloamingdawn: This was not how she’d anticipated spending the night, and this was absolutely not who she’d anticipated finding in her tent, of all people. Meryn Josiah Deh’lorei, fully armored, sleeping against a travel pack that was covered
my-oddly-drawn-circus: pattinson-mcguinness:Robert Downey Jr walks out of interview when asked questions about past (x) Okay, I’m not a big fan of RDJ, but I follow Marvel blogs, so I saw this. I think that this was really rude. Not him walking out,
villainouscenobite: The life of a beta cuckquean cumslut is not an easy one. The instinct is there to drain him of his cum, to greedily accept it without question, but the truth is that is not your role anymore. The only time you are allowed to recieve
lovely-and-the-nefarious-beast: Mmmn, oh fuck this is hot! I love it when Master says naughty things… Or when he tells me not to cum or I’ll be punished. It’s extremely hard not to cum after that, since having him say such sexy things to me only
Callin’ it right now that this fucker has some sort of roboarm type thing hiding within his little silk glove
abbykch: ok but what are the chances that is matt, watching his sister fight as one of the renowned defenders of the universe?
saltinthewounds: …and bring me home to Winterfell. Make me a water dancer and a wolf and not afraid again, ever.
queenbroslob: idiotsonfb: do not look for inspiration from twitter trends. ok, but that did not give him the right to MURDER HER
muffinlance:goatsghost:Bato was scowling in the direction of the noise. “Could Toklo or Panuk take him in a fight?”“…Probably not.” Not given how slippery the kid was while half-delirious. He was a fighter, and no mistaking. “Then why
i may or may not be making an AU where jaune is tricked into working at a cafe by sun and neptune and has to wear a bunny suit