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This is an interesting set up. The teacher was telling the girl not to wear panties in class it seems. But how did she end up over him? Did he make her take them off and found a cock there and she pushed his surprise? Is this whole thing foreplay that
This guy just does not give a single fuck. Look at him, in his bathrobe and his thigh-high stockings. Not. A. Fuck. fuckyeahvictorians: (via schundundschmutz)
“I’m not like Sherlock. If you helped me get off, I could never forget your name.â€
subversive-creativity: Special Thanks: Red Menace (Tumblr) Red may not be an ‘artist’ in the typical sense of the word, but his contributions to the SFM community have been so numerous and frequent, that to not mention him before the shutdown would
casynuf: askug /*o*/ AW YEAH! LOOK AT HIM SLEEPING ON HIS TAIL AS USUAL! HIS TAIL CAN DO ANYTHING! HAHA! THANKS ALOT CASY! I TOLD YOU NOT TO, BUT OH WELL XD THIS IS AWESOME AND ADORABLE x3 OASIFHLKJHFLKJhelkfhLKF
jakebullet2: I’d been so close to cumming that I begged him not to stop, but it wasn’t until I felt his cock start to throb and pulse that I remembered that the hard cock cumming deep in pussy belonged to my brother and I came harder than I ever
conflictedfeelings: dizorthegnome: qats: so a 90’s computer hacker was at walmart today I’M PRETTY SURE THATS ALBERT WESKER AND YOU SHOULD NOT LET HIM NEAR THE MEAT [RESIDENT EVIL INTENSIFIES]
asklord-caesar: [[Lord Caesar is incapable of not ripping off other Caesars. It’s like drugs/cupcakes to him Thank you so much! If you are missing talking to him while I have the asks closed, his text-only blog can always be found here - Art Slave]]
gagelina: I like how Finn lost his arm and the next episode was NOT him having a huge crisis about it. It was about him engaging in normal shenanigans. I wonder what message that sends to kids who are amputees or have other physical disabilities. I hope
dance-like-a-tree: WHAT IF STEVEN CAME INTO THE ROOM HALLOWEEN DAY WITH LIKE FAKE BLOOD ALL OVER HIM AND ONE OF THOSE FAKE AXES IN HIS BACK OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND HE’S LIKE “GUYS LOOK” AND PEARL LOOKS OVER AND JUST HAS A FRICKIN HEART ATTACK
whatshehassaid: dean-is-a-badass: sassyandpunk: have you ever met someone who likes the same stuff as you but they’re not obsessed enough and then they get weirded out by your obsessiveness yes
piefacemcgee: nmwalton: cerebralfailure: sdkjfhkhla-deactivated20130606: Stop reblogging your hipster shit and look at this beautiful man. How often is it, do you think, that somebody tells him that he’s gorgeous? Is that fair? No, no it is not.
mayareader: See, now I would like to think that Malik is entirely concerned for Rishid right now (since he was struck down by Ra just now), however, That is not entirely it. We know that Malik cares for Rishid (at least the good part of him does and
lotrconfessions: I understand that some people are upset that PJ is changing things from the book, because sometimes you just want the whole movie exactly like the book. But where’s the fun in that? It’s not him reproducing the book into a movie,
who-lligan: kill-the-machine: landofdoom: look at this precious thing fucking look at it and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back When good bunnies go bad. THAT ONE IS EATING HIM “hooray! we slew the giant!” It’s
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sexyredbones: envymyinsanity: itsiesha: mzbigabootie: His Lil brother looks like past Him. You sure that’s not past him? this is creepy lol Family genes are strong!!!! I wanna ride Khleo’s face and use his ear’s as handlebars tho
Im playing kingdom hearts 1.5 and I cant beat ansems second fight. I know its supposed to be one of the more difficult fights of the game, but I just cant get past him. I get him down to a bar and a half of health and thats where it ends. im over-leveled,
itsallinsidemymindpalace: howidiotic: my mom knew my dad liked her because when she first met him she told him she hated his mustache and the next day he had shaved it off and if that’s not true love I don’t know what is
rosguil: rdjobsessions: I once stalked my boyfriends ex on social media for like 7 months and I was feeding info back to him like “omg she had a baby” and one day I showed him a photo of her with the baby and he was like erm babe that’s not my
frecklesandsky: Domestic Destiel Dean cooking breakfast in his underwear Cas slapping him on the butt when he walks by When Cas is grumpy in the morning Dean calls him “grumpy Greg” Cas is like, *frowny face* “That’s not my name, Dean” And
uncensoredpleasure: Your boyfriend just can’t get enough of that dick inside him, and his bull knows he’ll let him do anything he wants as long as he keeps his thick uncut shaft buried balls deep in your boy’s pussy….but not even in his wildest
teamheichou: Just a collection of several times that Tsukiyama was oblivious to his surroundings or got distracted to the point it resulted in injury (or getting left behind, haha). And somehow CCG still has not caught him…. (if he’s generally this
pinkkpussycatt: crownfullofcurls: plasmalogical: nasai: when u gotta get yourself together and get a job PUT HIM BACK TO NORMAL omfg thats not him! Lmao what WHAT LMFAO
heavyblueballs: ”.. The oil will get him going, and faster than you think. That does not mean you should let him cum….”
mlsg: hotparade: Donna Trope - Blow Up. 1997. ‘The cost of beauty’ Modifying your own body to please him. That’s not the ultimate act of devotion. Modifying your mind to please him is.
sweetconsensualforcedsex: It was just after returning from a tough day at high school that she found him. Her rented apartment, far from home and her beloved ones, turned not to be as secure as she thought. Just a forced door was enough for him
Got to Skype with my baby this morning for like 2 hours. I loved seeing his face it was so amazing. And him shirtless, but that’s not the point… Heh I’ve missed his face so much though he looks so amazing I can’t wait to be with
madamebomb: peace-love-thorki: buzzfeed: Well, this was awkward. That interviewer was beyond rude. RDJ came to talk about a movie, not about his personal life. I’m with RDJ. That guy ambushed him with extremely personal questions that he was in
twilight-one-eye: royalcanterlotvoice: december 21, 2012 by *CSImadmax “I’m not sure what’s more surprising: that Shining still does that, or that Cadance helps him with it now.”
chazzthejazz: 30secondstonarnia: #Johnny Depp #can call Robert Downey ‘Bob’ #you can’t call him Bob cause you don’t know him #but Johnny Depp can Your dad is Captain Jack Sparrow, but that’s not enough. Damn…
ava-ire-girl-on-fire:proxy-of-hearts:dragoplateau:u know he deadIt’s also worth pointing out that when Steven slapped Garnet, it was basically him slapping both Ruby and Sapphire. I’d always questioned why she got SO PISSED right here. Granted, I
yenrzzvezdrz: Lmao it’s probably not him now that I think of it (Ienzo maybe) since the build is too tall for it to be him but hey as much as I don’t want it to happen… Have some Roxasnort \\\(۶ ᐛ )۶//// Also Roxas with a freaking
forced-bi-cuckold: Jessica Loves Owning Men (Cuckolding) Jessica leads her cuckolded husband in on a leash, his balls locked in a humbler. She is going to fuck her boyfriend right in front of him, and if that was not enough, she orders him to pull on
punpunichu: Yeees, yes to all of ‘em *o* 1. Okay, so, I thought it would be cute if Eridan asked Kanaya to teach him how to correctly hold the magic wand she made for him even though that’s not exactly hard to figure out, but Kanaya is a helpful
officer-charli: pukakke: imagine roadhog is like SUPER fucking excited for Moana that him and Junkrat crash the premiere showing and Junkrat is like threatening the cashiers “if you ruin this for him this whole theater is getting burned to the ground”
mydarkdirtysecret: I stand in the window waiting. Always waiting for him. I do not mind. Adorned in an ‘outfit’ that would entice him, I wait by the window. My body longs for his touch, his lips, his control. I wait. When he comes I will be here,
mentalaberration: He seems to have this mad idea that if he gets far enough away his master won’t bother searching for him. What he doesn’t realise is that his master has no need to try: the tracker in his chastity belt means that’s not necessary.
spevvy: madamebomb: peace-love-thorki: buzzfeed: Well, this was awkward. That interviewer was beyond rude. RDJ came to talk about a movie, not about his personal life. I’m with RDJ. That guy ambushed him with extremely personal questions that
thedjinnjoint: Things That Made Me Go Hmm - Is This Wrong? No not that I posted a pic of a naked little person, but that I want him to pump my ass. I could go on about finding his tight body attractive or wax poetic about how hung he is. Both are true,
peterismymans: someone said that god gave him a top lip and that’s why he’s so powerful. if that’s not the realest thing ever idk what is.
gallifreyanturtles: my-flourish-and-blotts: jazzykatfeefa: jasperthepurplemonkeydishwasher: my-flourish-and-blotts: And there are people who still defend him. ( x ) I had a dream that I sent him to prison the other night. Let us not forget the
howidiotic: my mom knew my dad liked her because when she first met him she told him she hated his mustache and the next day he had shaved it off and if that’s not true love I don’t know what is
desertmaster: she did not know why her Massa told her to service the two white men he worked with. All she knew was that it pleased him to watch her getting used by them! And since it pleased him, she was enjoying be a whore for the two white cocks more
lehrastar: thememesupreme: George Weasley did not celebrate his twenty first birthday. When his mother had sent him an owl inviting him back to The Burrow, all she got back were the words “I can’t blow out the candles alone.” He hasn’t celebrated
I’m not seeing darfin today or tomorrow or probably the rest of the week and it really bugs me and he doesn’t mind so I’m feeling like I love him lots more so I hate myself for that
Co-worker is creepy leering at me, so I ask what he wants, and he says he wants to kiss me. I pull out my pepper spray and tell him that he better watch out. Why do these things happen to me…
I did it. I talked to him and now were friends omg. This was easier than expected. Now i need to find a way to succ him. But that may not happen. Hes def talking to some girl but i love his scent wow i love boys
howling–wind: All right let’s try the Pokedexxy Challenge and hope to see it through the end! Personal rules: for the Fave Types I’m gonna pick Pokémon that have that type as primary (e.g. Delphox is Fire/Psychic so it can be Fave Fire, but
spritesplode reblogged this from you and added: yeah thats why john was like “uh no nvm lets not talk about you being daves mom” yeahh I mean when they do that it makes me feel like they should act like their parents when they’re actually
I had a dream that a lost baby found his way into the barn, where Lapis took the little guy in. First it was out of pity but as time went by she grew very fond of him and decides to raise him until she finds where his parents are. Here Lapis is the
yourcooch: housewifeswag: ohmyyyyy. take that pussy to church. did they really need to show him putting on lip chap? that shit’s not cute. They did.
staelus: joutei: adropofred: callmekitto: god damn it kurt that’s not gonna work for everything you know (yes it is) is he showing him his ankle Lauren are you drawing porn now this is disgusting lololololol NOW SLIP HIM THE SHOULDER!! YOU’LL
hornydevil696: ladyjsnaughtycorner: I had to think up an adequate punishment for catching my son jerking his cock over my panties. Tying him down and making him eat mama’s pussy seemed like a very suitable punishment. That’s not punishment mommy
tsukiyama-shoo: tsukiyama-shoo: please tell me im not the only one who remembers that photoset/gif that went around where it has the final scenes of death note where light is trying to defend himself but someone replaced the text so it was him teaching