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Pollito is doing great so far, I’ve slept just 2 hours (not bc of him, its too hot here ;-;) and I think I’ll go to sleep now that i fed him. I’ve put two bottles with hot water inside that cute polar bear bag to keep him warm ðŸ¥ðŸ’™
“When he complained on the way home that it was my fault for not letting him wear a belt, I assured him that I would remedy that by giving him a healthy dose of the belt when we got home. He was silent the rest of the way. He was not at all silent
If your boss says anything about my dress I want you to tell him that I’m wearing it specially for him, that I’ve told you that I not only want to look very sexy for him, but also VERY available.
Later, your wife told you, “the moment your boss told you to stay by the door to take care that nobody disturbed us and you obeyed him, the moment I decided that I not only was going to let him fuck me but to tell him that I want him to get me pregn
It not only arouses her that she fancies him and is going to fuck him. It also arouses her that she can tell you that she fancies a man, that she is going to seduce him and fuck him, and also make you sit and humbly watch, never daring to complain and
Honey, tonight, I not only want you to watch submissively as your boss fucks me.I want you to ask him humbly if he would like to have sex with me, and tell him that you’d be grateful if he let you watch.And don’t forget to tell him that he
forcedtobreed: My husband’s friend forced me to have sex with him. I tried to make him stop by crying out: I am not on the pill. But that just made him push harder. When it became clear to me that he probably wasn’t going to pull out I sort of gave
Your boyfriend walks into the house, to greet you after a long hard day at school. You had called him that morning, telling him you didn’t feel well and that you weren’t going to show up. You told him not to get the homework for you and to just stay
extramaritalsex: My husband’s friend forced me to have sex with him. I tried to make him stop by crying out: I am not on the pill. But that just made him push harder. When it became clear to me that he probably wasn’t going to pull out I sort of
raped-whores:Her husband did not want to pay her ransom. We told him if he didnt pay in time, he would not like the next pic that we send him
Listen, that boyfriend of yours. The one who’s willing to not cum just so he can get better at giving head. It’s bullshit that you get him all to yourself. You’re going to share him with us. You’re going to tell him he has to lick all your friends
lighthouse1138: cliffyluke: full offense #JusticeForAmphibianMan that poor FISH had no idea what was going on when that WOMAN essentially raped him this fish wasn’t human enough to know not to eat the damn cat his ass was NOT human enough to know what
Full offense but if you still submit to thepureskin after all the shit that’s come out and been proven by dozens of girls then I’m unfollowing you no matter how much I like your blog.
Playing Star Project….I’ve been making Knight(I call him by his stage name instead of Touya lol) do a lot of work lately so I decided to reward him with a little date at the pool and he tells me IM NOT SEXY D:< this game is getting to
rubee: “why dont you just give him a chance” idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
I hc b/f to hyper focus or get too distracted to go and that would put him in a desperate spot G/f likes to tease him when reminding him not to hold too long Pi/co used to bed wet and every now and then some nightmares cause him to but otherwise it’s
Nishinoya sighed shakily, “I wanted to touch you, remember?” Asahi blinked at him muzzily, then a throaty chuckle escaped him. He unwound one arm from around Nishinoya’s body and curled his palm around his cheek. Asahi slipped his other hand
knownfilmhoe: ygrittebardots: anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks not once in the films do you think that’s a coincidence not on your life buddy anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free will he murders
coveredinsnow-: ilovemaydayparade69: rubee: “why dont you just give him a chance” idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not
coveredinsnow-: ilovemaydayparade69: rubee: “why dont you just give him a chance” idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
pinkydemon: What bothers me about Johan is not that is gay. Its that almost all of the tags of him I see have that in there. Its not needed. He is gay but that is not all that is to him.
onthekneesnow: What I like about using the strapon on him is that it make him feel so completely emasculated. Not that I don’t do a lot of other things to emasculate him too.
2iconic2bait: dubtheseniggas: can someone help me find the video of him with a tranny. he says it’s not him but i do remember him being hiding in the bathroom when she was coming for that dick 😂 What his name ? I use to talk to him he’s in a
sees a fanart wip that looks like armin’s wearing a bathing suit that covers his chest final product results in him not wearing one mmmmm… not gonna reblog
coveredinsnow-:ilovemaydayparade69: rubee: “why dont you just give him a chance” idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not
chocolatequeennk: “Everything the Doctor does now is absolutely— He’s not just saving the world, he’s saving Rose, which to him is almost more important. And that’s the kind of righteous indignation that powers him through the rest of the thing…”
kelloxjello: “The delighted look on Rose’s face told him all he needed to know. The relief this brought was like warm water sluicing through him. The Sycorax hadn’t worried him much - not for a second. However, the possibility that Rose of all people
speedyturtlebutt: Theres something adorably special about this scene… just that Finn’s giving Jake all of his attention hes not got a tv to keep him entertained all that matters to him right now is that jake is happy also finns feet dont touch the
spacetwinks: versions of batman i actually like: actual honest to god mystery/crime solving batman, with actual mysteries and crimes to solve (very very rare) silver age + adam west batman, goofy and fun and charming as hell batman as figure who wants
Theres a guy at work thats really attractive, really cute, and likes Pokemon. It kinda sets me off so I sort of try to avoid him when I can but damn, I wish I could say something to him about it, but straight people do not want to hear stuff like that
Its ridiculous that you hate me because I’m friends with him. Its sad that you hate me too. I have nothing to be sorry for. I was friends with him before I met you and I will not abandon a friend that I have a scary amount of stuff in common with just
liberalsarecool: Never forget Eric Garner. He was choked that day, not because he was selling loose cigarettes, or had cigarettes on him, but because police did not like him. #ICantBreathe #PoliceViolence #DeathByRacistCop #IllegalChokehold
its-not-raining: luckied: its-not-raining: “What do you want?” Roy asked pointedly, glaring at the black spot on his otherwise clean desk. He knew of course what the man was talking about but- -there was a part of him that wanted to see him admit
I feel like I’m the only one who agrees with Dean right now. We went from Sam not wanting to kill himself at the end of last season even though it would have shut down hell to him being pissed that Dean made him live. not the fact that Dean lied
tsutomi-goshiki: person A: how come he (B) still hasn’t understood that I like him?person C: all you do is stare at him like a creep, and when you’re actually talking to each other, you’re mean to him-person A: hey, no, i’m not mean! that’s
oneman-wolfpackk: mobbinonthalow: yourgrandsire: ablacknation: 12th April 2015 Eric Harris: He shot me! He shot me! I am losing my breathOfficer: Fuck your breathDear Black People, hands up don’t shootArms up, shoot back We really gotta start
blackfairypresident: it makes me rly uncomfortable when women brag about being “crazy”. meaning theyll slash their boyfriends tires, stalk him, break his things, threaten him, hit him etc like….. thats abusive…. thats not funny…. thats not
sha-sha-shroom: i noticed there are not very many people who draw Armin with muscles (maybe im just missing them??) but i think its impossible for him to not have muscles ya know?
antigonick: “But to abandon you […] would be to leave a part of myself behind, and how can I do that when I do not know which part you are?” — Louise Glück, excerpt of The Horse and The Rider
-lovelinda: Him: I need a better picture of you. Me: Isn’t that picture you have of me good enough? Him: No. It isn’t. Me: Why not? Him: Because it’s a picture of a picture. It’s not good enough. Me: What’s your definition of a good enough
Yeah…..reminds me of when i get pissed of at sir and cross my arms like this while yelling at him. Doesn’t work coz he stops listening to me at that point. His blood ain’t going to the right head anymore…. :-/ lol
softerssoftest: “But you know what’s funny, why is that so important? That’s not important to me. I’m a great fan of art. I love Michaelangelo, if I had a chance to talk to him or read about him I would want to know what inspired him to become
“That’s not my blood. I was making out with my main squeeze on a stoop in the East Village and some macho jock dickhead walked by and called us fags. I don’t think he expected me to get up in his face. We scrapped a bit and then I head-butted him
natalya-rostov-deactivated20220:plumslices:I fucking. love him. [Video Description: A tiktok of a man replying to a comment by @/heatherblue50, that reads: I love parenting. I hope you consider it at some point in life. It really stretches you to grow
notebooks-and-laptops: i’m going insane i’m going insane because i don’t even think that Stede knows. I don’t even think Stede knows that Ed loves him. God, I’m not even sure Stede knows that his crew loves him. He’s literally never been
watching old cartoons and like, i never noticed how inconsiderate dog was to cat in catdog, like yeah cat did mean things to him sometimes but dog would always be selfish and do things he liked even knowing that they were hurtful to cat im just, how
immadirtygirl: greatguy4fun: immadirtygirl: ugh he’s so good with his fingers….I want this man in my life…seriously. someone please, get a hold of him for me…or buy him for me? that would be lovely…umph -xxx Wow.. now that was a hot caption!
ask-whitebag: A friendly reminder that Doof is disabled.He is a double amputee with two titanium arms but that did not stop him from setting that goddamn world recordIf that is not inspirational to you then I don’t know what is
Have you ever wanted to fuck somone so much that it actually hurt to not be able to just go there, rip her clothes off and fuck her until she lose her voice from screaming and moaning?
kailahxo:forel: badgalfaashion: Marilyn Monroe + JFK they invented the mirror selfie Easily one of my favorite pictures That’s not JFK, that’s the photographer that did her boudoir pictures. Pretty sure it’s Douglas Kirkland. Not
That does not look like surf board, but I will take him anyway!
hello i’m just showcasing some swell comments i got last night, not so people can block a creep but instead make friends. and not block for safety. totally don’t block him, that would just make him mad and we don’t want that!!!!!
so im feeling less and less annoyed at oscar now that hes just being punched and shoved around so much for existing with ozpin in him and i think thats rly funny but also unfortunate bc hes like 12. give him… a break
micdotcom: Mike Pence says he “cannot defend” Donald Trump from latest scandalIn the wake of the release of a 2005 video which captured Republican nominee Donald Trump openly bragging about how his celebrity status enables him to kiss and grope women