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lordiplier: “I didn’t even see Chica coming… and that’s not a joke for the Internet to enjoy!” [x]
I want your lips in public But we both know the world ain’t ready for that yet So take my hand, in secret Take my heart and put it in your pocket I want the limelight with you [x] ..or the streetlight in an empty parking lot, that’ll do.
robotlyra: frostedsammy: spent-it-on-ammo: tom-sits-like-a-whore: What John Winchester should’ve read. Would’ve saved a lot of trouble. Supernatural jokes aside, “spiritual warfare” is one of those phrases that, when spoken outside of
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After extensive research she has concluded that this joke is “on pointe”
A drawing of a joke once made by @that-three-anon (FA, HD, Textless)
I bought an LED flashing fidget spinner the other day. Have I mentioned I’m slightly autistic?
“that’s not ballet, more like valet parking.”
that-fangirl-there: thrillsurfer: I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend. That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
honestly tho i see so many people post about how their parents would beat them if they did something that white kids get away with and i’m like ???? that’s not good???
imsecretslime: silver-tongues-blog: imsecretslime: That is not funny That is not cute It is animal abuse RABBITS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT PANCAKES RABBITS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN PANCAKE SYRUP Why the fuck do you think rabbits who get coated
acureforbrainwork: my-inqueeries: gloomed: mr-leach: Some things I’ve learned in the CBT clinics I’ve been going to regarding anxiety that I thought might be helpful to some. I need to show that panic disorder one to a lot of people wow THIS
sallymolay: The Trans Art of Daniel ArzolaI’m Not A Joke (No Soy Tu Chiste) was begun in Venezuela by writer, illustrator, and activist Daniel Arzola. It became the first Venezuelan viral campaign that through art raised awareness of the prejudice
fumbledeegrumble: black-to-the-bones: Mayoral candidate tells audience members ‘Go back to Africa’ No, that’s not a joke. He really said that. How is he even a Mayoral Candidate? Men like him should never be around politics. He will never
A man & a Giraffe walk into a bar, the Giraffe passes out & the man goes to leave. The bartender says “Are you going to leave that lying there?” And the man says “Thats not a lion, that’s a Giraffe!” :3
I’d laugh… but Im am literally, not joking at all, afraid this is the road we’re heading down. Not that specifically ^ but something equally as bad…
racistpartyking: if i can get to lowering my voice enough that its not all high and squeaky Donnie should get that podfic by either today or tomorrow i uh, still havent picked a fic, I’m thinking maybe the fili/kili one or Running But pretty
saccharinescorpion: this is an amazing scene because1) not only is Tadokoro such a history nerd (and specifically the history of the Sengoku Era because nothing is nerdier than over-specification) that he’s quoting Oda Nobunaga, 2)3)
shagurlwho:ishipitlikeups: For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful. That’s not a joke that’s a gift
best april fool's joke ever
shagurlwho: ishipitlikeups: For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful. That’s not a joke that’s a gift
shagurlwho:ishipitlikeups:For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.That’s not a joke that’s a gift
dragontamer05: Kaito does this look like a fucking joke to you! THIS IS NOT A JOKE
also noah fence but do people not realize that there are game modes outside of comp bc i lit had someone say to me when i recently started playing comp and was only in gold go “almost level 600 and still in gold.” like okay first of all, binch, i
black-to-the-bones: Mayoral candidate tells audience members ‘Go back to Africa’ No, that’s not a joke. He really said that. How is he even a Mayoral Candidate? Men like him should never be around politics. He will never let black people
quiteliterallyhotsauce: Link Some of her responses And more That’s not a joke. Not funny. Not even remotely appropriate. Something very wrong here
wordsmythologic: karkatsaysfuck: voculabulary: chaoticwaltz: badwolfsourwolf: georgetakei: Never thought of it from that angle. that is not acute joke. i’m finding it rather obtuse tbh i’m pretty sure neither of you is right they are telling
johnimholmes: johnimholmes: i am about 85% sure that i just found the moose bible i am not even joking
the-unpopular-opinions: I think that true comedy has no limits. Comedy pushes the boundaries of subjects that are “not acceptable.”Jokes about any subject can be funny, whether that may be "anyway, here’s Wonderwall", Nicolas Cage, blondes
stinson-rocks: dickspeightjr: teffysayshi: dickspeightjr: this is the left half of a gay man because gays do not have rights ummm excuse me that’s actually his right half ur excused what this posts actually means is that gays do have rights
lokilaufeysonthefrostgiant: lokisdeviouspurpose: Cancer jokes are not funny. Cancer jokes are not funny. Cancer jokes are not funny. Cancer jokes are not funny. CANCER JOKES ARE NOT FUCKING FUNNY. Agreed!I have had at least three grandparents pass
signingpineapple: i-am-superjohnlocked: terezi-pyrope-seer-of-mind: i-want-chips: karkatsaysfuck: voculabulary: chaoticwaltz: badwolfsourwolf: georgetakei: Never thought of it from that angle. that is not acute joke. i’m finding it rather
That awkward moment when your family incests that you have sex with them
leathhedger: do you want to hear a joke? fact: my brother actually paid for skrillex music that’s not the joke the joke is his life
kingsandqueensofhell: chaoticwaltz: badwolfsourwolf: georgetakei: Never thought of it from that angle. that is not acute joke. i’m finding it rather obtuse tbh I KNEW THERE WAS A MATH FANDOM SOMEWHERE
how do i go back in time and tell my 12 year old self to enjoy her last year of being pre-menstrual because right now i want to slap that little girl for ever WANTING to get her period dumb bitch i swear
If the author turns out to be a bad guy im gonna be fucking pissed
@beetlejuice-lover OH THANK GOD YOU TOLD ME THE WRITERS HAVE SO MUCH EXPLAINING TO DO^NOW THIS VISUAL GAG MAKES ME GAG^RICO NO THAT’S YOUR SIBLING^RICO WAIT THAT’S NOT WHAT PREENING MEANS^A WHOLE GIF OF RICO SINNING?!?!?!!OH GOD RICO NO—–
y’know…i drew ilia too short in that last joke comic. i do not see her that short. that height difference is for weiss n blake…..ilia is at least blake’s height i feel.
blushing-bertholdt: thearminarlelt: i like how the fandom just silently all knows that bertholdt probably has a big dick i never see it discussed but everyone agrees as far as ive seen i think thats magical [nervous sweating]i bet you all peeked didn’t
Alright but let me explain something, when someone says something sarcastically to me and it is something that if not being joked about would be highly offensive, I still take it as offensive. My boyfriend is extremely sarcastic and every now and then