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privatefamilytime: It was a tradition in our family that at the reunion, all those unmarried kids who were old enough would “graduate" to the tent across the campsite. The girls in that tent would dress skimpily and were always calling attention
ruedesarchives: Become a Man of Letters, whatever. You, with a wife and kids and grandkids, living ‘til you’re fat and bald and chugging Viagra. That is my perfect ending. And it’s the only one that I’m gonna get.
cumslutmaster: I found out that the cunt that cuts my hair did porn to pay for beauty school and is now married with two kids. Her husband doesn’t know, so she is doing anything I ask to keep him from finding out.
iizzyyyy: dance-inthemirror: inmany: I want that poster! NOW!! o_0 Aaah me too! o_o LMAO! thats my wall XD
You were always told by your mom that things would be different when you passed high school. You were told that the bullies, jocks, and cool kids would all grow up to be losers, and the outcasts, such as yourself, would be the ones to grow up to see perso
Anon answer time! I’m starting this one with a little bit of explanation for how I wrote Opal that one time, since a few people asked. If that interests you, find it under the cut!Oh, fine, I’ll divulge all of my secrets. Here’s the story: I went
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: admit it, we were all primed to hate america from the start because that fucker in Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron tried to hurt the horse and they made sure to put that American flag RIGHT THERE IN THE SHOT and then follo
fuck-customers:What we all wish we could say. that-twink-over-there:unclefather:I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leaveAnd she’s right-Rodney
‘Joy Ride’ is one of the episodes where I like my writing pretty much all the way through. That doesn’t happen all the time. So three cheers for that and a bonus Buck Dewey waiting for you to laugh in the pizza rain!
saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: Noah fence but y'all white people want to talk about colonialism like its ancient history but the current queen of England was literally already queen when my dad was a kid and Trinidad was an English
eyyyy saw all the cool kids doing it so here’s a redraw of my first ever sheith from july 2016
sonamaeam: systlin: renniequeer: Maybe I’ve missed something, but everyone my age hating on Fortnite & TikTok feels a lot like that “shitting on kids and acting like anything new is garbage just because it’s new” stuff that we all promised
Just a PSA that an anonymous message in my tumblr ask box is not an appropriate method of contacting me for: • dates • @fourchambers patreon support • @fourchambers performing applications everyone knows that anonymous tumblr messages are
wontongod yeah they say that stuff and I want them to speak english but I’d feel weird discouraging them. and then I’ll put them on the phone with my kid, and they’ll chop it up with her, and she wants to learn that “funny talk they do” and
the more adults that watch childrens cartoons, the more the adults that make these childrens cartoons are going to cater to adults and make it harder for my kid to enjoy these childrens cartoons. and the less likely i am to bother watching them myself.
rottenmeats: gamblingemperor: allthelovelybits: doctorandhisrose: viarga: nereidum: viarga: This kid literally wore a tiara seriously for an entire period and I couldn’t stop laughing oh my god Consider the fact that maybe it’s not supposed to
transarmin replied to your post “Oh God, Armin would totally be the kid that listens to a lot of old…” BABYCHILD……………….. thats actually very cute omf….. He’d probably put a few songs on
If you told high school me “Hey, you know that character you try to emulate when you have more masculine-presenting days? You’re going to have a Tumblr URL featuring them.” I probably would have said, “First of all, what’s
I actually take a lot of pride in being called genuine. I’ve had multiple people call me it before, but every time it still gives me a swell of pride. Because one of my parent’s favorite retorts toward me since I was about 11/12 was that
today on When Bad Things Happen to Good Teachersthe principal wanted to ~warn me about ~hearsay that a parent wants to corner me at open house about ~controversial topics~ discussed in class. which was just an example essay from a national project that
thesnadger: Concept: That scene in every 90s high school movie where someone shows the new kid around the cafeteria (”that table is the nerds, those are the jocks, the goths, the cheerleeders” etc) except it’s a medieval tavern and each table has
rainbowloliredux: Also, whenever people bring up the fact that there are kids on tumblr as a justification or reason for the purge I can’t help but roll my eyes a bit Yes, you have to be a minimum of 13 to sign up for this site… that does not mean
Things that have happened in my first week of teaching fifth grade social studies at an IB world middle school
mycroftrh:So oleander - a relatively common pretty garden flower - is so incredibly poisonous that if you eat honey made by bees primarily fed on it, you’ll die. Ever since I learned that fact as a kid I’ve wanted to write a murder mystery about
When I was a kid my siblings and I had an autograph book at Disneyland for the characters to sign. When we got Cruella’s signature she signed her name so hard and angry that the pen broke and the ink bit went rocketing up into the air.It was pretty
Steven Quartz Universe or as Mr. Smiley probably knows him, “that kid who keeps ruining my life”
I sent a message to the Akinator via their contact option asking them to remove whatever flag they have on SU characters that prevents them from being played by children. Lets see if they respond (also maybe send a complaint yourself if you’re so
chakuufoxdragon: So expanding on the ‘gems might be computer programs or something’ theory that came up because Amethyst glitched like a computer when her gem was cracked. What is their deal with credit? Garnet was like ‘it was my idea to get the
I just randomly remembered that the kid who played Stevie in “Malcolm in the Middle” went to one of the middle schools I attended growing up (we moved around a lot so I went to several different middle schools). Like, I saw him around but
the-snowflake-owl: ask-crystal-gems: gemfuck: Look at Garnet Ok, Alone Together will be awesome :D I want to see why this woman is smiling. >:) She has that expression people have when a little kid is doing something cute. So I’d wager
There’s some bright white light that’s circling above my house so if I disappear suddenly I was probably abducted by aliens
ghostine: If you brought me to an arcade as a kid and this mother fucker was there that was it. It was mine for the rest of the night. Back off.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: beezelump: I sincerely hope that I am a mom like Tina Fey is a mom and that my kids are as hilarious as her’s.
westoftheglass: belinsky: #or cersei #or jaime frankly #man why are none of my kids me #i’m great #except for that one kitchen girl #that kinda looked like Arya Stark #she was chill
gokyuusa:Protection.I love the idea that Sesshoumaru has kids, so I made this.This is my first fully finished digital painting. Unfortunately I lost the full project cuz a software update, so this is the best quality that I could post…. I am so
prettyandmean: My kids will know mama was a cat in her past life lol😻🤪❤️❤️❤️ And that she rocked that fuckin red hair! Okrrrr! She’s so beautiful
lulz-time: #or cersei #or jaime frankly #man why are none of my kids me #i’m great #except for that one kitchen girl #that kinda looked like Arya Stark #she was chill Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog
talesofthestarshipregeneration: siddharthasmama: anomaly1: emiliogorgeous: s/o to the black man. #black father supremacy everyone needs to know this. YESSSSSSS Both my kids under five, and I do all that daily. That’s real shit.
elloellenoh: fergusonwatch: Baltimore This is in the state that I live. That I raise my kids in. This is horrifying. They pepper sprayed Christie Ileto, Channel 13’s fine-ass reporter, twice. The police are true animals.
alyssaayaan: gregwuzhere: alyssaayaan: lovely-luvli-luffli: midgetcough: alyssaayaan: So what about y'all.. Y'all turning up this weekend? hell nope Don’t I wish, just babysittin🙄 I lowkey wanna babysit Come watch my bad ass kids lol, I
surprisebitch: milliardo: when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like i cant fucking breathe Showed this to my kid who 100% agreed “yea they be like that”
karrmennn: karayray1: diekingdomcome: theblackmanonthemoon: taylorgvngg: localstarboy: These twins really puttin in that teamwork 😂🙌🏽 Bad ass kids 😂 ^^^ ^^^ that was my first comment Im dying… theyre innovative Fucked ya
somethingaboutthemidwest: Almost got my shit hacked today.Be careful on the internet, kids. omg that was scary lol. I really appreciate all your help <3 Safety first guys!
heinekenrana: Mr. Freeze is the first example I always give my kids when we have that talk that “People who do bad things are not always bad people”.
siblings-with-benefits: My kid sister is such a team player. She told me she’s never swallowed cum before, so we eagerly made plans that weekend for it! Her only stipulation was that I had to cum DIRECTLY in her mouth. “So I don’t waste a drop”,
elloellenoh: fergusonwatch: Baltimore This is in the state that I live. That I raise my kids in. This is horrifying.
dyinginside-smilingoutside: lovethelittlethings: teapartyfordeux: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing
allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say
slaveofallahposts: typical-boyband: blk-dahlia: teapartyfordeux: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing
whaddupbiatch: lovethelittlethings: teapartyfordeux: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever
Going to register for my GED tests in October tomorrow. Pretty stoked. And not to get all sappy, but uh.. Any of you high school kids that follow me? Yeah, never drop out of school. You will regret it. It is in my top 3 biggest regrets.
5000-miles-apart: peanut-muffin: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say
uncaged-: This will forever be my favorite gif set and Will Smith will forever be my favorite actor for this reason. So inspiring since we grew up having the same story and idk, it just gives me hope that my kids will have a father as great as this
so-elegantly-disheveled: My birthday is November 9 DONT REMIND ME My birthday is the same. Lol my parent’s anniversary is in February too so something had to happened then or around Valentines Day.
lissyfishy: Finished my Jenny (XJ9) cosplay!That wig was a TERROR to style @~@I’m just so glad it’s done~I figured out how to make the bootcovers less lumpy on the insideonly after I took these pics. OH WELL.What do you guys think?
iamrickyhoover: teapartyfordeux: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say
jehovahhthickness: I want my kids to grow up thinking “Damn I want to be just like my mom and be successful like her”. Not “I can’t wait to grow up and make enough money so that my mom does not have to struggle anymore”.
frankocean: the kid on my back, that’s my brother ryan. he thinks he’s prince harry. the lady behind us is our mom. she’s beautiful, like nefertiti. my brother thinks i can fly.
sissy-queer-wannabe: I came home early and caught my kid brother sucking off my best friend. I was upset because THAT penis belongs in MY mouth.
