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My first ever kink. Anal sex. === Anna wanted a jacket so badly to show off to her friends on line. She even decided to get the guy that went with the jacket too. Owen had been asking her out for months so when she asked for him and one of his jackets,
That is the kind of cartoons I want my kids to watch.
That’s the kind of comics I want my kids to read
That’s the kind of comics I want my kids to read.
metaphoricalprune: When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so
Sketch Dump 45 by Xenozoa Yes, I know I’m late. I’m sorry. XD But now that I’m here, lets get things going!1) Nature’s Ble- Oh, who am I kidding: Just a few sketches I did of Mariah. I don’t think I need to explain myself here or anything.
Sketch Dump 55 by Xenozoa1) Your boo- err… You’re doomed!: Sketches of Death. What, you want more text here?Umm… uhh… I really don’t know what to say when you put me on the spot like that!Kidding.All joking aside for this
insanityofpeace: bastardfact: Tumblr’s #grunge tag Sorry tales-of-a-misfit, that wasnt very grunge of you… Also note the related tags Also note I didnt remove my other tags so fuck you I was so kidding… Kidding or not YOU SHOULDNT HAVE GRUNGE
bludwingart: Here’s that threesome I was talking about… And I’m super close to 1000 followers, you guys have been great! But when I do, I have a little something extra for this picture waiting… Super late and already made a post about it, but
So. I learned today , from a funny video sent by my friend, that it was Stray Kids and not Straight Kids.I have known that friend for two years now and I was just vibing, letting her talk about kpop because that’s the kind of friend I am, while
chatfleur:So. I learned today , from a funny video sent by my friend, that it was Stray Kids and not Straight Kids.I have known that friend for two years now and I was just vibing, letting her talk about kpop because that’s the kind of friend I
Okay now thanks to that last thing, I have this headcanon that Bro would grab Dave, and just throw him over his shoulder and take him places, no matter what the kid was doing at the time
I’ma start making punk jackets for kids. That’s my next move cuz just think how kewl that kid would be?! Like imagine a shy kid who doesn’t have many friends and then he shows up to school with a badass lunaticAdesigns jacket??? It would probably
vayena: my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
little-lesbian-that-could:lolitafashionparty: prodigallexplorer: Shoutout to mentally ill kids who’s parents always tell them “we miss the old you.” Shoutout to trans guys who are constantly asked by their parents “what happened to my little
barackobamas: does anyone else ever have pregnant dreams because that shit is scary you wake up in a cold sweat like who’S TAKING CARE OF MY KID before you remember that there is no kid thank the lord
silversarcasm: its so important to have disabled presence in children’s media, disabled kids grow up with really harmful messages about being burdens, ugly and unwanted and that needs to be challenged, we need to be showing disabled kids that they’re
xdomooo: nooniebaddass: iamchinyere: ankhpapi: passionjuicespot: athugsdream: mindoftheunkind: cassogonecrazy: ohitsliyah: thehighpriestofreverseracism: When you’re cool with that one weird white kid at school…. CTFUUUUUU OMFG
dwagor replied to your post: A lengthy rant that you may n… I have kids and I agree 100%. I enjoy my kids, but I am an adult and thus need adult time occasionally. That’s a big reason why my wife and I go to swinger’s clubs ;-) Thank you for
deenoverdami: nickey79: sizvideos: Video You are not born with hate and this here proves that Too sweet Look at how quickly those two girls jump up. Like if women aren’t the greatest things in this world, my god.Girls are the best.
Decided to do a redraw of an old drawing from when I was a kid
black-quadrant: arodaryldixon: here’s to the kids that use fictional characters as a way of coping. here’s to the kids that stay up late crying to their favourite characters. here’s to the kids that imagine their favourite character by their side
titenoute:hiddlesherethereeverywhere:pr1nceshawn: Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.THIS IS IMPORTANT When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word.
jehovahhthickness:Literally expressed to my sister last week or two weeks ago that I don’t care if my romantic relationships don’t work out as long as I have kids and she said “No! You don’t want that. Your kids must have a father in the house
Yo, last week someone on my dash (sorry, I can’t recall who) theorized that in “Lars and the Cool Kids”, Steven shows the cool kids some Gem thing that was supposed to be off-limits. Given this description, it looks like you may be right, whoever
Yesterday I showed my little sister the teaser trailer for Zootopia and she loved it. She was so excited, and then disappointed that it’s not coming out until next year.She also said “My favorite part was at the end when it said ‘Like nothing
My siblings and I have had these cute Christmas stocking since we were kids which have plush animal heads on the top (mine is a moose) with paws over the opening. I wanted to get a matching one for my mom since she never got one for herself way back and
eatjeffbezos:imwithttheband:Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.no offense op but this is the least relatable post on this entire website
My birthday's tomorrow
One of my favorite movies growingup was about the aftermath of a mafia war that split a gang by race. But then one day, the over-protective godfather’s beautiful blonde daughter is playing to close to the turf boundary and meets an adorable mixed race
jehovahhthickness:I can’t wait to be a geriatric mom lmaooo I was the last one in my family to have kids–had my oldest at 27–and my kids have had it the easiest out of all their cousins. Not only that, but because I waited I lived better
tony-the-turtle: really fucking sucks being that kid in class no one wants to work in pairs with and then you’re forced to just sit there alone acting like it doesn’t bother you at all
sensei-aishitemasu: violentnewcontinent: weneeddiversebooks: Sure, #weneeddiversebooks so that my future kids know they can be heroes… …but we also need diverse books so that white readers know my kids can be heroes, too. Reminds me of
One of the weirdest things that made my day was that one of the kids I work with told me she smelled coconut and it reminded her of me. “That’s what you always smell like” That made me so emotional. Kids are so in tune to everything
chokkilissa-nahollos: rhaenys-martell-targaryen: anthropolos: It haunts me that celebrities are just theater kids that made it #it haunts me that theater kids think they’re just celebrities that haven’t made it this explains everything about
violentnewcontinent: weneeddiversebooks: Sure, #weneeddiversebooks so that my future kids know they can be heroes… …but we also need diverse books so that white readers know my kids can be heroes, too.
my first love
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.
My kids guns won’t look as cheap. I can promise you that.
fallingivy:I told a kid in my class the other day that it was going to be the year of the tiger! This kid is a kindergartner, five years old. Usually there’s some interest when I bring this up, but this kid sort of sat with that for a couple minutes,
ierotic: scruffyfrank: fall out boy makes music for the kids that no one believes in my chemical romance made music for the kids that didn’t believe in themselves #and patd makes music 4 kids who r gay
My “Indian shoes” that some weird kid in my class braided and taped today. Talented isn’t he? 😂
“My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her daddy did. She answered, “He’s a pirate” - I was very proud of that answer.” - Johnny Depp
My brother made me scream that out the car window xD RT @RobinsonSwaaag: I am one horny teenager.
hercosmiclove: When I heard that I get to hang out with my kid, with my Moke, that was the kicker right there. This incredible creature that I happen to live with, that I wake up every morning with him on my face. He is my valium. He sedates me.
gothhabiba: girls who are 14-16 rn are really going through it with makeup and instagram culture in a way that young teenagers of my day did not and it’s very concerning 😶 like the models photoshopped in magazines back then, only more accurately
My kids will be like that.
my-edits-have-no-remorse: @team_palmer: You don’t hear the good things celebrities do for us little people often enough. Thank you #chrisevans for 45 seconds out of your day, that totally made my kids lives! CHRIS IS A PRECIOUS ANGEL OMG
talkstostrangers: “I think I always knew that I would have kids but I didn’t… understand… the… whooooo [brims with tears once again]. That I could love my kids the way that I love ‘em. I didn’t know there was… room for that. You love
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: darnni: tyleroakley: Watch this fierce 11 year old dance to APPLAUSE by Lady Gaga better than you ever could. i literally cannot stop watching this IS THIS KID ON CRACK HOW DOES HE DO THAT HOW DOES HE HAVE THAT MUCH
180mph:Cant wait to ironically raise a child, whenever i see it walking around my home ill be like “Thats my kid lmfao. What the fuck. Why do i have a kid” and laugh my ass off while rolling on the floor laughing
black-as-light: emmarose303: crazythingthatismylife: My kid would be the upside down one. I hope one day my kid is the upside down one. yeah thats me one day my kid will be the one outside being a kid.
motherofallflufbunnies: booasaur: The four sweethearts at the end of that Jimmy Kimmel segment I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy. I want my kids to be like that.
achievement-hunter: whodattbooty: omfg you suave little shit that kid’s got more game than I do wtf
skarodegradation: kanyemotherfuckingwest: shavingryansprivates: remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney” i don’t remember
sakvhina: get to know me (anime ver) [3/5] teams/bonds ↳ Team 8 (Naruto)
my cousin’s 4 year anniversary with her gf is coming up….that’s crazy
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