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My kid sister’s tits are so big and perky that all my friends ask me if they’re real. I act disgusted and change the topic. Little do they know that I get to play with them every night and they are definitely real.
Yeah I have a 1-29-13 update hangover. My alpha babbus are just so beautiful I legit cried over that update okay because everything was beautiful and nothing hurt somebody instagram dat shit. I meant to post this earlier but I caught the flu so I’m
theprivatelifeofdarren: Want to suck that now big dick slacker skater kids are always gonna be relevant to my interests and this guy is the king of them all
My friend told me, that this beverage is supposed to be a very American experience, so I tried to finish my transformation into a true American on this 4th of July. Immediately regretted my decision. It’s absolutely horrible. Send help.
cats522: transbliss: weloveshortvideos:Is that really a pumpkin? LIKE I DONT UNDERSTAND I would have legit died right there THIS HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO MY TWICE
swankivy:the-stray-liger: itsmydrink: bemusedlybespectacled: lesbuchanan: hyenasnake: whyisthisreality: grays-galaxy: business-pug: siren-that-sings-owl-city: wonderlandroundtwo: amthsts: patron-saint-of-smart-asses: low-budget-mulan:
that-one-nb-kid: viostormcaller: a-rich-friendship: Whatever is going on in Minnesota I am LIVING for it My favorite thing about this is that they’re all by different people
fuckyeahdavidbowie: (via nerdfighterly) Can that be my kid?
my professor said my writing has improved since I’ve started in my grad program
whenever I research bergen county schools I remember how little I want to teach in one. So many of the teacher’s bios are like “I ENJOY READING BY THE FIRE AND I LOVE MY KIDS AND I REALLY LOVE THE SUMMER, BECAUSE I GET TO GO DOWN THE SHORE
samandriel:At this point I’m so numb to snow that words like “blizzard” and “white-out” ”wind chill” “life-threatening” “severe” “warning” “advisory” “alert” “state of emergency” no longer phase me
kidworm: here she is, miss nekoma(dont tag as genderbend or rule63 ill fight u)
isobelstevenz: CHARACTERS I LOVE — Tim Riggins “If I ever so much as see you look at this kid the wrong way, I’m gonna find you, and I’m gonna punch a hole in your chest and rip your heart out.”
dogsaremypatronus: I think there’s a big difference between loving an animal that is under your care, and loving the idea of having one. So many people I see love the idea of a pet. They love the pictures of their smiles and they love the videos
lonsien: oh yeah i also have a twitter now
marfy: Day 4- I drew the sweetest boy in town
lesbianedgeworth: a fundamental misunderstanding of aizawa’s character is that he’s lazy or genuinely doesn’t give a fuck. he’s a chronic workaholic and gives too many fucks for his own good.
My roommates have made the comparison that the show off my flight rising dragons so much that its like a parent showing pictures of their kids in their wallet
golookatmyotherblog replied to your post “[[MOR] Hey zozo whats your type? *distress noises*”I love that other people call it woohoo tooI blame it on how much sims 2 I use to play
that-twink-over-there:unclefather:I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leaveAnd she’s right
Also, when Garnet was talking about how she struggles to be strong (or something to that effect), my little sister whispered excitedly “A hero struggles”
I remember as a kid watching this and thinking that cat was a walking cat schoolbus or something like that.
aspiringbabygirl: iceheavy-branches: I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how
daintylolihime: don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person
slimshadysasuke: if my kids ever do something bad, as punishment i’ll force them to watch a continuous rerun of the land of the waves arc
muvatokyo: 05-fubu: lvchd: 05-fubu: At this point…….idc what I reblog and what time it is and who see it. If I wanna reblog a girl getting her ass fucked at 9AM….I’m gon do that. But my kids are still in the house :( Put them outside Crying
snizzydoesit: vineciatanai: brainflavoredzombiesnacks: classysassyrude: -Daddies Little Girl Is that bow wow in the first one? Yesss with his pretty baby 😍 Now who said black men ain’t daddies? ??
20daysofjune: Protester is yelling at black police officer. “How does it feel to represent an institution that’s killing your people?”
kingoftheheelstate: gloupseason: “why u bring cake to my class ion like these kids” My nigga is over it
mybibabies: lokgifsandmusings:sato-mobile:queen—asami:Can she make it any more obvious?Also her face: KORRA WHO DO YOU THINK UR KIDDING
iceheavy-branches: I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents
so this girl that used to go to my mom’s daycare is friends with me on facebook and she constantly posts about drama with her boyfriend and how in love/hate she is and that she can’t let him go. I’m like, kid you are 16 years old you
when I was a kid I was in love with my best friend and when we played barbies, our barbies would give each other cunnilingus and that’s how I knew I was gay.
The problem with playing with kids is that 30 min isn’t enough. I told my nephew I wasn’t gonna play with him because he was a poopy pants and now he is very upset
Parents guilt tripping their kids with the “I fed/bathed/sheltered you” shit would be the equivalent of me going to work and yelling “hey I showed up! What more do you want!!” to my supervisor.
imqueerandangry: i hate this fucking myth that going through a trauma makes you a better human being???? like i told a friend about how i was abused as kid and she was like ‘well yeah but didnt that make you be a kinder person?’ like no???? it fucked
‘Kids are gross’: on feminists and agency
my deepest fear is that my kids will think that harry potter is a piece of crap
Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. This kid loves bananas we need a kid like that christmas would be so easy :p
:My kids are gonna have parents that are madly in love with each other thats my plan
problackgirl: “There’s a difference between discipline as abuse”… Um no hate to break it to you but violence against a child is inherently abusive. I don’t understand how people can process and understand that it is never okay for a husband
Look at this baby fox that IS MY SWEET BROSTON LOOK AT HOW CUTE HOLY FUCK
that Sylveon and Goomy pixel on my blog? yep thats them <3
gudjohnsen: goldenclitoris: i would kill someone if they did that to my kid Same
spatialheather: askthefamilyoflove: Ruby: It happened Back when I was a full time lifeguard. Lapis was this kid who was ALWAYS in the water, nearly all day every day, I swear they were part fish or something. Well, on time the tides were particularly
on-a-jacked-up-tailgate: iceheavy-branches: I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because
Wow life ya’ be like that? Taking commissions again!
