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earthwormjesus: stabla: when ever there’s a chase scene in a film and some fruit stall gets knocked over i always feel really bad because what if that’s the fruit guys only source of income and his wife has left him and he has a kid in hospital
amerryleetlechristmas: “being a mom is tough” *puts groceries on counter and sighs with a smile* “that’s why i sold my kids”
fandomlicious: This is the logo to a kid’s clothes shop at my local centre
vangoghismyboyfriend: my favorite thing about the world is that the cool kids from school always have the worst tumblrs
smoochlock: so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and i’m fucking crying it says ‘no.’
toastyhat: taurean-the-bully: boys-and-suicide: I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re
I really wish ppl wouldn’t let their kids play in the halls of my building??? Like it’s nice outside??? Take your child out into the sun????? Not everyone is as enamoured with your shrieking offspring as you seem to be. Please stop forcing
rickraunch: That butch Italian kid who came over to get high. When you asked if he wanted to make out, he said, “Yeah fag. Tongue kiss my ass.”
jimmymoron: ilovemymommyyyyy: my kids would love this! OMG amazing!! I don’t even drink coffee, but I would drink from that cup 😍
I knew my kids were fucking each other for years. Now that I have proof, BLACKMAIL
sashayvelour: This is the sign that broke my heart. Trans kids are not a threat. ( from the trans rights rally at post office square in boston, 2/23/17. )
rataliekendall: mosshut: just a friendly reminder that for over a hundred years, pit bulls used to be referred to as “the nanny dog” and their main job was as babysitters. in temperance tests (the equivalent of how many times your kid can poke your
curiousdadjock: The bottom in this video is a dad from my kids’ old elementary school. Years after leaving that school, I ran into him at the local car wash and he blew me in the bathroom. Eventually, we had a standing “play date” at one of
Me: what do I wanna get for dinner?My housemate: dick?Me: well…. yea but…. I don’t think I can order that off Uber eats?
trashrabbits: *white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
urbanoutcritters: i’m gonna be the chillest parent ever when it comes to my kid’s clothes u wanna wear band tshirts and red lipstick? hell yeah. u wanna wear floral skirts and hockey jerseys? cool man, if that’s what u want. you wanna wear fedoras
boys-and-suicide: I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be punished, so they
cljavjr: liamdryden: fizzylimon: imericschneider: kyliesparks27: pikatru: trashrabbits: *white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah
g0dziiia: wild-adebisi-hash-wreaths: silentlystunt: mcgarrygirl78: weloveshortvideos: Massive respect for her Damn I need to see more of this. She got right with whitey, “not in front of my kids”. He had the wrong mf one that day white men
iwasabi: babyjstatus: tylerclae: stevenrosas: The Art Of Teknique - Freestyle Session Youngins be killin it these days, now that’s whats up! My kids are going to be this but times 3453485034985. Damnnnnn hella cute Ahaha, Lil Gavin though(:
"She shouldn't have to follow 100% the law! It’s her right!” GOP on Kim Davis. “He should have followed 100% the law, then this would have never happened!” GOP on any unarmed black kid that gets killed by police in highly suspicious circumstances.
the-time-goddess-of-221b: smoochlock: so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and i’m
bourgeois-pig: My kid brother wanted to come huntin… as long as you know how to use your weapon you can cum. And boy did he shoot gallons up me that Fall weekend…
bourgeois-pig: The scent of my kid brother’s post gym jock clad shitter is more than I can stand… “Up in your room now”… is all he needs to know that there’s gonna be a spoogin’ and there aint nothing he’s gonna do or say will stop me.
phantomdoodler: there’s this cute kid at the airport that complimented my drawings and we talked about pokemon GOD DAMMIT WHY CAN’T YOU BE LIKE SIX YEARS OLDER
kwally67: sirsspace: idimmadontgiveashit: draco-in-chorum:HELL FUCKING YESHELL FUCKING YESHELL. FUCKING. YES. YOU GO MOMMA Kick ass Yes I did that as a kid my self stopped when I did it to a girl I knew she kicked me in the nuts never did it again.
wonderlandinmymind: when I was a kid, that was my dream job: gentleman spy.
kyliesparks27: pikatru: trashrabbits: *white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
indeedy: When the babysitter gets my kids to sleep early, she gets a bonus!! And that bonus fits tightly in her ASS!!!
tumboy: YouTube Challenge - I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy 2013 “That bitch” Adoreibol
worshipthereevolution: bf-4-other-girls: Only if you take that top off…. kidding *grope grope grope* Can tell they’re better than my stupid girls anyway. You can only trust porn with your secrets
heartlessmuffineater: jenniferlovely: tastefullyoffensive: Video: Jimmy Kimmel’s “I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy” YouTube Challenge: 2014 Edition To the people that share the “Haha we ate all your Halloween candy” videos.
taurean-the-bully: boys-and-suicide: I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be
oneechangoddess: Working in retail is wild, people just tell me things about their personal life and I just stand there. I don’t know how to respond to “my kid just died” or “I’m getting a divorce” like that’s sucks… ฝ.48 is your total.
littlemark1966: flawda-meat-king:Dropping My Kids Off To ThroatCare😝 Made that mouth a bussy
dropkickpikachu: carolxdanvers: huntokar: heartlessmuffineater: jenniferlovely: tastefullyoffensive: Video: Jimmy Kimmel’s “I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy” YouTube Challenge: 2014 Edition To the people that share the “Haha
hobgoblinhero: the-time-goddess-of-221b: smoochlock: so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do
boys-and-suicide: I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be punished, so they end
boys-and-suicide:I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be punished, so they end
heyfunniest: The four sweethearts at the end of that Jimmy Kimmel segment I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy. THIS BLOG. THIS!
bae-jjong: bae-min: For Bae love Baemin I expected you’d either make me look retarded like how kids draw people or with effort but then like a princess…… you surprised me sir That was my backup plan, please forgive the roughness, I’m
luvyourselfsomeesteem: kidsarecruel: i pray to the heavens my kid’s father is this lit. we gon be lit together that baby looking like “daddy what is you doing?” lol so cute
heysindaddie: Me and my kid one day real talk. I will be that parent.
when i have "that talk" with my kids one day
hardestcopy: emkaymlp: billymayshaze: It’s funny because this can be said about video games, music and movies. Push the blame on someone else. That’s a responsible parent. my kid watched this video and now he’s blaming samuel l jackson for all
did-you-kno: As adults age their minds shed negative memories and hang on to the more positive ones. So when you hear your elders say “My kids never behaved that way!” they’re probably suffering from the positivity effect and can’t remember all
pleasefireme: Please fire me. Today I brought in a ham sandwich (I work in a hospital as a receptionist) and a man came up to me saying (exact quote) “Hey lady, could you not eat that disgusting peace of cr#p in here, my kid doesn’t like pork.”
