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knitmeapony: unqualitytime: meowgon: oshaikeuchi: fuckyeahadventuretimegifs: frequentlytimelow: Runnin’ Errands with my Mom - Jeremy Shada aka Finn the Human Boy I AM FUCKING CRYING idk what to think about this NO ONE TOLD ME THIS KID IS
seiya234: I think what I loved most about the most recent episode of “Steven Universe” was Steven going on and on and on about seeing Pearl and Amethyst turn into Opal. Because I remember doing stuff like that when I was little, hooking on to one
kasukasukasumisty: sushiprincessss: it’s freaking me out that Martin is voiced by the Tart Toter THERE IS A GALAXY OF FLAVORS OUT THERE Whaaaat? Martin was Stephen Root!? No wonder he sounded so familiar oh my god
kasukasukasumisty: I went on CN Fan Talk for laugh, but I found this gem along the way. How kids see Steven? Do they think he is annoying? Fat?
Ohh my god, I found Happily Ever After toys on eBay. I’d buy them but I’m not spending over on cheap toys made for an animated knock-off sequel of Snow White. Still, I’m amazed they even made toys for it
I was going through old photos from when I was a kid and there’s ones where I have like an almost identical sweater to the one Pearl wore in “Maximum Capacity” except it’s blue and I thought that was really neat
lapiscartoonist: artemispanthar: I just randomly remembered this thing that happened when I was a kid. I can’t remember how old I was but I was in elementary school (probably 9 or so) and school just started up after a long summer break. I was in
faragonart: When I first saw the trailer and concept art to Zootopia, the first thing that popped into my head was Blacksad, so I made a fun little doodle of these two and decided I’d finish it up before I go see the movie!
artemispanthar: I asked my little sister which of the off color Gems is her favorite and she thought for a minute and asked, “Do you mean who I would have brunch with or who I would go on vacation with?” Which was a really specific question that
pishposhpowie:there he is. the kid that inspired my personality for years.
tie-me-up-like-a-girl: My kid brother has seen the hard on I get when I see him dressed up like a girl, and is determined to make ME as queer as HE is. I don’t think he’ll have a problem with THAT at all. :-) what a delicious thought
i-mnotbrokenjustbent: thebelleofstorybrooke: Captain Jack Sparrow: Calling out bullshit since the 1740s. Lord that was my favorite part as a kid
mocitykayypee: bennyblnce: dmc-dmc: mmmsexplease: prettyboyshyflizzy: moetheshit: thotbrey: OMG LMFAOOO OMG yooooo that miss one yall gotta chill Oh my gosh who poor child is this Yaaaaaaaaaaall come on lmao Let this be the last thing I
triptone: Last night my little sister (5th grade) was making an e-mail account She saw gender and went to click female when she noticed the “other” choice She looked at me confused and I started to explain that some people don’t think they fit
calo-dealo: whitepeopletwitter: Biggest scam ever But my kid never pissed in all corners of the apt. or chewed on the carpet.And only bit the landlord once.Anything beyond that is fake news
weaboostories: KAKAROT TYSON WHAT LOLAHAHA, I’m naming my kid that.
forrealla3hunna: shout out to the kid who blurted out “I think I might have that” after my psych teacher explained an Oedipus Complex
nerdgasmz: pipecleanerflowers: codarus: seeing atem with his hair down was strange enough. i… don’t know what to think of this. without all that hair gel, it looks quite luscious. can I run my fingers through it? He’s quite pretty.
theblueboxboy: Everybody wants to be the Doctor, but unfortunately Matt Smith’s trademark tweed jacket doesn’t come in everyone’s size. Fortunately for this kid, he’s got a clever mom who found a way to fashion an Eleventh Doctor jacket that
future-mrs-frost: tonyismyturtle: vangoghismyboyfriend: my favorite thing about the world is that the cool kids from school always have the worst tumblrs Or have no idea how to use them and delete them afterwards Or have no idea about the fandom
ashbanash: the-time-goddess-of-221b: smoochlock: so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it
Hey, kids! Do you know what the word of the day is? It’s CLUSTERFUCK! WOOOOO!
pikminchick:phantom-ofthe-troyler: DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER AND HARDER AND HARDER AND
erosdiary: I was certain that bringing my niece to the theme park was going to be a complete drag. Damn near โ so she can watch some underpaid college kids prance around in licensed costumes, ride a few rusted old rides, and watch the exact same
kyliesparks27: pikatru: trashrabbits: *white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
trutranstrender: I don’t want trans kids to worry about ‘not being trans enough’ anymore. I want everyone to know that regardless of how much dysphoria you may or may not feel, your gender identity is 100% valid. Anyone who says otherwise is just
illyspov: Id make this girl have my kids! Bust right in that fat ass pussy! Twitter - Instagram - Tumblr: @msixelaa
sam-notwinchester: now kids this is important because in this episode they talked about religion with respect and without trying to drag each other to their respective beliefs AND I TOOK THAT TO MY LIFE SO NOW I DON’T JUDGE PEOPLE BY WHO/WHAT THEIR
kawaiiknives: winter-scythe: princessafterthought: justnergalthings: i accept this new Christmas canon that an Asian woman in drag is the Boss Santa LAO BAN SNATA OMG Omfg this is great What I’ll tell my kids
maskmajora: ” I’m gonna be a better father than he EVER was. And I sure as hell don’t need him for that ‘cause there ain’t a damn thing he can ever teach me about how to love my kids!! “
greenbergsays: pale-silver-comb: I just have such a profound need for best friend to lover AUs when both sides think there is no chance of anything ever happening. Sharing beds together since they were little kids and never really growing out of that
friendly reminder kids that hard work does in fact not pay off fuck u
The most ridiculous complaints that customers have made to me
bourgeois-pig: My kid brother wanted to come huntin… as long as you know how to use your weapon you can cum. And boy did he shoot gallons up me that Fall weekend…
OH MY GOD
hugmilk: OK GUYS I’M DOING A GIVEAWAY!!!!!!!! I’M GIVING AWAY THIS AWESOME ATTACK ON TITAN BAG RULES : Like and Reblog as may times as you want No giveaway blogs please(i will check) You dont have to be following me but if you do that would be real
tricountyshit: thaunderground: onlylolgifs: 4 Year Old Kid Plays Nunchucks Like A Little Bruce Lee That’s pretty damn impressive there little Dragon. But you want to step away from the tv a few more steps there. ^ buzz killington over here Buzz
oneoakdutch: trebled-negrita-princess: dynastylnoire: trebled-negrita-princess: shakinstein: trebled-negrita-princess: I absolutely hate kids that were never taught to shut the hell up when grown folks were talking…. Cuz now they have a terrible
jeniphyer: hersheywrites: theequeenpin:quixon: Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out Y’all cmere Come closer Lemme holla at y’all a second Y’all want this damn baby? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 STAWWWPPP! This was my favorite
thaunderground: onn-melancholy-hill: rudegyalchina: gabzillatheillestandrealest: blackgirlsreverything: ewww He needs to go the fuck away. That shit is nasty. And it needs to be properly frozen. GET OUT. Colourism and European beauty standards
radioactiveredhead: sixpenceee: Why a rear-facing carseat may be best in the events of a car crash. (Source) YIKES My kids’ harnesses would never let the shoulders fly that far forward. They have to be tight on the top of the shoulders with
They still giving this out today, my kids be hype when they see that pink shit
bradofarrell: kinkyspaceprincess: thelostdisneyprincess: merverb: as a kid i never understood why they didn’t like him As an adult I still don’t understand.. psst it’s a brothel and he’s poor OH MY GOD WH- WHAT
destinyrush: some people…smh 36 weeks is technically full term, who’s aborting babies at full term? All three of my kids were born at either 36 or 37 weeks and none of them needed anything, they came home that next day. Quit with the bullshit,
c-bassmeow:Idk which one is funnier My kids school ran out of paper earlier this month. I doubt there’ll be a budget for firearms. Miss me with that shit
nudiemuse: gothhipster: undertakertalbot: Mad scientist laboratory in a miniature coffin. Amazing craft idea! That is so cool. i want this for my kid
This is me anytime my kid does something that makes me proud
boys-and-suicide: I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be punished, so they
heartlessmuffineater: jenniferlovely: tastefullyoffensive: Video: Jimmy Kimmel’s “I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy” YouTube Challenge: 2014 Edition To the people that share the “Haha we ate all your Halloween candy” videos.
babykittenn: tate892: joeymueller: Awkward photos from all ages night clubs. This is some real sick shit IM LAUGHING SO HARD, BUT I WILL BEAT MY KIDS IF THAT WAS THEM
taurean-the-bully: boys-and-suicide: I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be
boys-and-suicide:I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be punished, so they end
lunacwolphe: allthingshyper: did-you-kno: Source YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED They just showed that episode last night…my kids loved it
sugar-party: pooped: sugar-party: <3 I showed this to one of my kids and he flipped and said how cute it was so I showed the Eevee and stuff and he was so happy I hope you know THANK YOU thats the nicest and cutest thing in the world ily gurl
boredyet: Jax: “Someone went after Gemma and my kids last night!”Frankie: “Now why the hell would I do that?”
boredyet: “Tomorrow, I call the rehab you work at. I tell them you showed up at my kid’s day care, out of your mind, babbling about him being kidnapped by the IRA. That you were held hostage. And I tell them you were high as shit and I’m afraid
thingsdaddynynjlikes: Mom told me to go to my kid brother’s new space in the basement and tell him dinner was almost ready. I’m liking this new arrangement now that he’s in college and acting more independent. I can wake him, fuck him and feed
juxtapositionofparadox: rzrbladebarbie: fka-amaster: WTF! lol Lmfao So my kid says Who is that woman and why is she so weird!So … Cause its funny as hell!
fleethescene55: buruberi: waahh so adorable <3 This will be my kid someday. An adorable badass that all the kindergarten females will want to mate with.
