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vibesfromtheanarchy: queenzenus: My biggest fear is that one day my kids will be crying alone to themselves at night and I wont know about it This shit ruined me.
officialeuropeanwhiteboy: smalltittyanime:how old is this kid and why are they on the internet and why are they this funny I fucking chocked on my spit from laughing I did not expect that oh my fucking god
sprachtraeume: beijinhos: my kids: omg you were alive when Britain left the EU?? thats something my textbooks talk about what was it like me: i was looking at memes about it What if they put screenshots of tweets in history books
beijinhos: my kids: omg you were alive when Britain left the EU?? thats something my textbooks talk about what was it like me: i was looking at memes about it
klefable:i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”
simonalkenmayer: fuck-customers: Funny story from the other night: A dad came into my cafe with his 3 year old daughter. He bought her a cookie and himself a coffee. They sit down, and I go back to my pre-closing cleaning. Three minutes later
“I play Monopoly with my kids, that’s really fun. My nine year old, she can totally do Monopoly. The six year old totally gets how the game works but she’s not emotionally developed enough to handle her inevitable loss in every game of Monopoly
ri0t-grrl: My biggest fear is that one day my kids will be crying alone to themselves at night and I wont know about it
lookslikegoodeating: wetsubbiepvssy: Never seen a pussy so fat I would suffocate myself in all that pussy and ass This has my mouth watering and my tongue wont stop throbbing 😈
medievalpoc: rafi-dangelo: Most of my future children tag is cute brown children being fabulous and clearly belonging to me in spirit, but I’m making an exception for this tweet because if I don’t raise my kids to give that exact same response,
captainwarbuckle: im gonna set up speakers all over my future house that way whenever my kids walk into a room it will trigger a certain song to play they’ll grow up thinking their life has a soundtrack
omg-brunomars: echosei: lifeisnesi700v3: sekarishungry: krysantiem: Hi, um excuse my language, but that’s probably the biggest fucking understatement I have ever heard in my entire fucking life. I can’t even comprehend how such thoughts could
applesandcurls: My Abigail print from Charmaine Olivia also arrived in the mail today and with it came these beautiful stickers that I think I might frame as well because they are just too pretty. She is my absolute favourite artist ever and I’m so
neghenaha: judahbooty: Every kid should be this appreciative That’s my child right there. when my mom finally goes grocery shopping
mariasirgani: ri0t-grrl: My biggest fear is that one day my kids will be crying alone to themselves at night and I wont know about it just like me
purfuction: ri0t-grrl: My biggest fear is that one day my kids will be crying alone to themselves at night and I wont know about it fuck
blvckk-on-blvckk: ri0t-grrl: My biggest fear is that one day my kids will be crying alone to themselves at night and I wont know about it thiiss
thosebrowncurls: I cried so much over this video. I am so thankful that I still have my father around. My prayer goes out to all those people who lost a family member or a friend to 9/11. I musta replayed this 50 times tonight & I cry each time.
puplets:one time my boyfriend and I were cuddling and he was like “I know how to read palms” and I got really excited and he looked really intensely at my hand and then gasped and looked up at me and just went “it says that you’re a nerd”
chasingtrophywhitetails: I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.
freelux: The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergilicious and it’s at the part where she says “I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness he’s my witness” I can point to him and he’ll do the little “wooOOH”
safarizone: tino-vainamoinen: redkoolloops: the first time i saw that part i was a little kid and i think i actually started crying Oh my god, this freaked the shit out of me.
allie-nicole: aubreytruthfully: decisivelychallenged: [x] Never has more truth been spoken. I’m too far into this fandom to ever leave. It ate my soul…I’m not even kidding. Sam didn’t get his soul back, they just put my soul in there instead.
queeniman: I wanna be a hot mom that rides up in a bmw while all my kid’s friends stare at me in awe, paralyzed by my everlasting beauty and grace.
Are you fucking kidding me brklynbreed (Tae?) liked stuff on my Instagram and said they liked my style I think it’s okay for me to die now.
boozy-the-ghost: micktoonz: What if I…got you into my hyperfixation….ahaha just kidding…..unless? I apologise to all my friends for doing this constantly
I’m just that Scottish kid from down the block.
dry-ic3: that-twink-over-there: iamchinyere: Take her fucking phone 💀💀💀 “put it in my nose I wanna smell my kids” BYE 💀💀💀💀😩😩😩😩
remanence-of-love: “He always brought out the best in me. For his love was a soothing salve. One that flourishes my own kidness while dulling all my sharp edges. For he is warm daylight. And I soon bloom like a sprout emerging from the ice.” —
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