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I keep on havin’ dreams about a head tattoo. I’ve only gotten my hair done once in my life and that was cuz I was livin’ on the road and got lice and had to chop most of it off. I think it’s time for a change :)
ri0t-grrl: My biggest fear is that one day my kids will be crying alone to themselves at night and I wont know about it
saikkysecrets: Super quick fanart doodle for @wuffen’s fic “kids these days” that got me feel dem feels. :||| senpai noticed Tadashi… (Not so sure if this one is good to be noticed) just needed to get this out of my system ;; v ;;“”“”
fattobze: dry-ic3: that-twink-over-there: iamchinyere: Take her fucking phone 💀💀💀 “put it in my nose I wanna smell my kids” BYE 💀💀💀💀😩😩😩😩 💀💀😭😭⚰️⚰️
ri0t-grrl:My biggest fear is that one day my kids will be crying alone to themselves at night and I wont know about it
feathered-dragoness: dragonofenergie: “Why do you flinch so hard?” Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me. yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?” males
purfuction: ri0t-grrl: My biggest fear is that one day my kids will be crying alone to themselves at night and I wont know about it fuck
d-e-r-r-i-c-k-a: I’m having an Alien baby. That would be my kid, if me and my Fuckslave ever procreated.
mexicofifa: Why do people get their ears pierced at 13 I’m blessed my parents did that when I was 2 weeks old i got my kids ears pierced at 6 months.
deepthroatmom: holycheesenrice: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic: *pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked* seriously? are you kidding me? That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency. *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth
scratchask: So We’ve come to realize that if it wasn’t for him. We wouldn’t have been together. I would have never fell in love with my wife and none of my kids would have been here. No wonder the Twins likes him. I guess it’s a fair enough “thank
One of my fears is that my kid and I will have nothing in common.
Sooo the kid’s size Black Widow costume fits me like a glove… Also, wow I just realized that this is the most I’ve shown my body to the internet in this way. Uh, hay?
kellysue: I’ve got three things I’ve got to get turned in today, two kids to get fed and dressed and a bag to pack and a flight to catch, so I can’t respond to this the way I’d like, but I’m putting it here so I don’t forget. I also need
I survived my first back to school night huff huff huff
How I cope after finding out about my #sexual abuse: make a zillion aus in which young kids are loved and cherished by maternal figures/hyper focus on canonical maternal figures
an-idiosyncratic-method: When you go to a friend’s house to stay the night and get stuck with the scratchy blanket. You know the one. It’s made of wool. It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience.
queen-shuri: My pops said Wakanda was the most beautiful thing he’d ever seen, he promised he was going to show it to me one day. Can you believe that? A kid from Oakland running around believing in fairy tales…
grown-sexy68: I had to let my followers know that I was thinking about them. In Tennessee with my kids enjoying family time. Happy Tittie Tuesday 💋💋💋
bittie752: weyrdwhokat: bitchymama: fandomlife-universe: Helena Bonham Carter…not complaining If I have my kids with me, we have Helena, DT, and Ben. I’m so down for that. Billie by myself - David and Josh Hutcherson if I take my husband and
wendichen: Clean lines for two real-media paintings I made for the Steven Universe gallery show. Painting progress pics are on my Instagram… can you tell I like cats? :> I plan to give out these linework prints during the show, for kids to use
in general, though, Blue Sky’s movies are a bit too high-energy for my tastes, especially their more recent ones. So I’m glad they never ended up doing that adaptation of The Wainscott Weasel they bought the rights to a while back, since it probably
jacensolodjo: shiftythrifting: Every day I drive home to my house and pass this thrift store. I kid you not, this is for sale. No one’s bought it yet. People actually pose with this raptor, take pictures, and post it to social media. Cheers. @karlika
missing-my-arm-and-leg: luckied: +1 Jean snickered and handed the coat back. “Just don’t forget your brother on the train, got it? You do and won’t hear the end of it from that kid.” Ed sighed quietly, grabbing his coat and putting it on, only
artistickacchi: chinesebbq: Ohhhh my godddddddd oh my god Precious baby was so ready to conquer that board.
voidwerks: pettankochan: fostersffff: pettankochan: when I was little I remember being mesmerized by all the trinkets and angels that my grandmother had in her cabinets … my kids are gonna have the same thing except it’ll be anime figures “This
su-kichuya: My boyfriend gave me this idea ! XD I love stupid Erwin. Please kids, for your safety, don’t try to do that at home.
honeysake: my dream as a kid: fly on the hello kitty airline my dream as a 20 year old: fly on the hello kitty airline
I have spent a month and half in college and I can honestly say I have learned jack shit. I’m taking five classes, three of which have nothing to do with my major or minor, but still. I have learned nothing! I learned more in one class in high school
i look like a little kid with my hair cut and the pillow pet from my SSB <3!!!
yourmajestyyy: cartel: i would probably drop that class too omfg this happened to a kid in my marketing class last week. he laughed with everyone to make it seem like it wasn’t him. Why drop? I would be like, “fuck it, it was me, I was watching
yobootyassgirl: iamtdiamond: provocative-romantic-unique: 10 things our kids will never understand… I miss being able to slam the phone when mad #facts Limewire wasn’t shitttt lol I put limewire on my computer, that night my computer was fucked
thelovelybones124: Say at least one good thing. It could be anything 🤗💖 I’m good with my hands. I’m the extended family’s handyman/mechanic. I’m a good family man for my wife and kids.
summervibesanddreams: AS IF WE NEEDED A LIST haha 21. Kids back in school, they ain’t running around my house making messes and being noisy all day lmao
dry-ic3: that-twink-over-there: iamchinyere: Take her fucking phone 💀💀💀 “put it in my nose I wanna smell my kids” BYE 💀💀💀💀😩😩😩😩
I am spending these days that my kid is away just high as fuck. My anxiety is on ultra high since she has been gone. I have been smoking all day yesterday and today. Its been pretty awesome. Im just relaxed and horny.
rudyymonroe: theloneookami: tontonmichel: kangarudy: softwhorecore: desbreaux: thislildisaster: 😂😂😂😂 this would be my kid Omg what a cutie “Get…. get out” My heart is so happy. She’s adorable Lmao That “Oh” was
sex-pests79: supersoak: “You’ll SHOOT your EYE out with that BB Gun, kid!” lol Story of my life…well The Christmas Story….without getting my tongue stuck to a flag pole in the frigid MN/WI Winters! Here’s a nice GIFT for you guys
yulady-yoga: “Open your heart to change but don’t let go of your values” my favorite quote from The Dalai Lama Having an amazing morning, I have been meditating everyday for an hour in the morning at 5 am before my kids and hubby are up. That
onlyhalfginger: get-nerdy: mewtoot: garrettgregg: mewtoot: for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way It’s not?… no it means that someone sells drugs nearby my life
gaymommy: dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold
michelleloveskiddies: Sigh… back before I had two children. I love my kids but I miss my hot body. I think I need to get laid. Me too. Need to get laid that is.
On top of that, I can’t stop thinking about my mom’s grandkids comment. Every time I think about it, a little more air leaves my lungs and I want to run outside where it’s cold, fresh, and full of air I can breathe.
I think part of the reason i’m so upset about watching these kids is that literally everywhere I go(facebook, on here, my sister in law, in public) there are people either pregnant or discovering they’re pregnant and I just can’t get pregnant yet
Went out without my kid to get my haircut. I call that a win.
selylovesthesky: blasianxbri: insanleydopeshit: omg ,have my kids ! Let us all take a moment to appreciate the fact that his teeth/smile are/is fuckin’ beaaaaaautiful. fuck ….. he’s perfect dammit , you messed up my panties o.o his lips
nrmndr: If I go throughout life and fail at my aspirations I just want to make sure I teach my kids that although I was not a good example to follow, I was a great idea
femburton: celebritiesofcolor: Lenny Kravitz out in NYC this is truly the goal for my late 40s/50s. successful and financially stable, my kids grown doing their own thing and i’m just a fly ass motherfucker with a loyal dog that i take everywhere
agreekdoctor: fyeahbmann0413: stevita: autumngracy: gdchans: foreverzynab: Zynth Tahda. My baby’s name would be fucking ‘Tahda.’ Sarna Minao. My kid is named Minao apparently. Llola. So if I were to take off that first L, it’ll be
dudetube: youareanobject: puta:alexnobre: Aww, that was my favorite show as a kid. The Pink Ranger was my favorite!
solefoodbrand: rafi-dangelo: Most of my future children tag is cute brown children being fabulous and clearly belonging to me in spirit, but I’m making an exception for this tweet because if I don’t raise my kids to give that exact same response,
