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“Don’t be lame. I know you just unloaded inside me, but now I’m hungry for my kid brother’s cum. At least let me put that delicious cock in my mouth to at least try to get you hard again.”
It had been almost a decade, but I still helped out my big brother whenever he was nervous about something. He was going for his first job interview in over five years and I was happy to drop by his place before picking up my kids. I was so happy that
monoka: The space we were always at togetherYou are shining sadlyOut of all the constellations I take the one that you look likeAnd gently place it in the sky
This disrespectful muthafucka called my daughter ugly. Some wack ass wannabe rapper. Nigga if I ever see you I will kill you nigga. I would go to jail for my kids. She not a model and she said fucking 18. Rmtg that’s your name. I’m praying
-Oh my god, he is still not coming! He’ll tear my ass apart!-Well, what can I do?-I know! Lick his butt. Goblins always cum after that-Are you kidding me?! No way! It was your idea to fuck this beast and now I have to lick his ass?-A-ah! Please! I can’t
cheatonmealready: “hey bro I found this slut sunbathing naked.” “hey asshole that’s my girlfriend” “haha no way! She’s probably pregnant by now. I came in her six times man haha. Hey name my kid Ben will ya?” “fuck you, Tom.”
Hey! Everybody! So this is my friend and I! We’re just chillin’ tonight and doing the tumblr thing and He finally joined the nsfw side of tumblr. After seeing my kink blog decided that he would make himself one too. So he is a cute-patoot
firstpun: Songs that saved my life: 3/? My Chemical Romance // The Kids From Yesterday
isimplylovebm: i will break this chains that bind me happiness will find me,Today MY Life Begins..(my life’s themesong)
wannabemillionaire: Contest to win a Canon 500D So my granny bought me a new camera, she has known for a while that I’m very interested in photography so she bought ma a new one. I don’t know what to do with this one and none of my friends are into
DANG GUYS WHERE DID YOU COME FROM honestly, in all seriousness waking up to see this i actually jumped out of my chair in surprise. Ive always had a struggle in self confidence with my own art from when i was a kid, I never really had any support from
ngaging: Chris Thompson very VPL AKA best dad with no kid
blauvixen: GCCweek DAY 7: freebie of kids @gochiweek Welp. With this one I finish my participation in the amazing week. Thank you all the likes, faves, reblogs, asks and retweets in my doodles. Means a lot. Stay great! XX
Bruh my kids stay messing with my son paKo when I leave. Look at that face @kingvvsbullyz @kingvvsbullyz_kingpin #frenchiesofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CEnTt-KgF1L/?igshid=1q0xso4j0hril
the-absolute-funniest-posts: beezelump: I sincerely hope that I am a mom like Tina Fey is a mom and that my kids are as fucking hilarious as her’s.
siblings-with-benefits:My kid sister is such a team player. She told me she’s never swallowed cum before, so we eagerly made plans that weekend for it! Her only stipulation was that I had to cum DIRECTLY in her mouth. “So I don’t waste a drop”,
heinekenrana: Mr. Freeze is the first example I always give my kids when we have that talk that “People who do bad things are not always bad people”.
domirine: “makin my way downtown driving fast zombies pass and i’m going to punch aran for thinking that babysitting a kid was a good idea i swear to god i hate everything” cheer up lamia, this isn’t that bad
alpha-brony: hardcyder-mod: bootsnblossoms: Tweets from Parents that Perfectly Summed up Parenting My kid would be the one that takes 45 minutes to eat her cereal. I’ve lived all these.
maggiekarp2:libertarirynn-deactivated202006:bagheadautist:libertarirynn-deactivated202006:Yeah fuck that. My kids are going to learn that you shouldn’t start a fight but you can damn sure finish one. You hit them your ass is getting hit back.honestly
elloellenoh: fergusonwatch: Baltimore This is in the state that I live. That I raise my kids in. This is horrifying.
curvellas: talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation
antfish: Okay, I understand that this a good message to send to kids that pink and blue jobs don’t exist any more, but can we PLEASE discus this mother fucker right here! I did some research and his name is “Ya-Mon” He’s the super heroes from
nutastic: This doesn’t even have a punchline it’s just toddler Sans being weird. Canon tho, Sans was totally that kid that just put things on their younger sibling because ??? Inspired by our lord and savior Peanut Butter Baby
62bitgaming: citytrial: babylonian: jmcvee: This guy is my new hero. He just started giving us a crazy show while we was playing Mario Kart. This is one of the later videos. this fucking owns @growlithez @notvideogameswe need to step up our game
Now that I changed my mind that I want kids… I’m absolutely petrified of dying from childbirth
let-the-despair-sink-in: silent-d3struction: always want to say that to the kids I see I said that to my 4 year old neighbor and she looked at me and said “I know, I don’t want to grow up” and I just looked at her and said good boo and I hugged
the-absolute-funniest-posts: beezelump: I sincerely hope that I am a mom like Tina Fey is a mom and that my kids are as hilarious as her’s.
westoftheglass: belinsky: #or cersei #or jaime frankly #man why are none of my kids me #i’m great #except for that one kitchen girl #that kinda looked like Arya Stark #she was chill
beezelump: I sincerely hope that I am a mom like Tina Fey is a mom and that my kids are as fucking hilarious as her’s.
tofixtheshadows:adrenalineminx:codingandtea:bidyke:rcmclachlan:doodlyood:theonewholovesbooks:thatfilthyanimal:Say that at 18 I slap down enough money so I could have my whole body covered head-to-toe in tattoos, piercings all over myself, a mountain of
narwhalsarefalling:narwhalsarefalling:today i discovered that not everyone calls kids in pigtails “dual aft pigtails” bc thats what my DAD called them. hes a pilot. dual aft refers to a type of tail on an airplane to cut resistance. whenever
mzdelicious: tipascout: bonitapplebomb: jada-pleasures: dontjudgeb-thanks: nah son, this how u get nutted in.. i dont need this kinda stress in my life Damn. I’m tryna ride a dick like that. I wish you were available. That’s how you ride
howtobeterrell: BADDEST BITCH IN HISTORY She was the first person I’ve ever seen in a movie/on tv that had my name and spelled it the same way and that really meant a lot to me as a kid
loyal-red: that-fucking-ginger-kid: I try my very best to ignore the melting ice caps. But Polar Bears are just too fucking cute. I can’t help it anymore. I really want to be able to have children that adore Polar Bears as much as I do. They’re
the-absolute-best-gifs: the-absolute-funniest-posts: beezelump: I sincerely hope that I am a mom like Tina Fey is a mom and that my kids are as hilarious as her’s.
ammnontet: wilwheaton: My kids are probably the last generation to be able to identify this on sight. That’s weird. that’s a table
omg-brunomars: kayladz: Why wasn’t he like this for the M&G?! asdjfkgdvhfgh Duuuuuuuude. how is she not ripping his clothes off? My ass would’ve rip that shirt to shreds as soon as I saw him. HOLY SHIZZLE THAT’S CHACHI! I LOVE HER
ashley-gold: still kind of in disbelief that I actually took this picture. The sinkhole’s water was 150 feet deep and had a ledge that you could dive off of from halfway up. Probably the best experience of my life.
addicted-to-wonderland: One of my favorite singles that I have made. That is a real mini paint set with brush and paint.
pattz-obrien: haylijaholic: 11 Years Of Twilight.“I know the exact date that I began writing Twilight, because it was also the first day of swim lessons for my kids. So I can say with certainty that it all started on June 2, 2003. (…) I woke up
anotherrandomguy81: curvethemoonshine: mockwa: дракончик @paintedcowboy All that work for a beautiful piece of art that my kids will drop trying to put milk in it because they thought it was cool and climbed on the counter and swung like
shialablunt: this movie is the biggest inspiration ever since i found out it was just some college kids that made it on their own without a studio and stuff and it made millions of dollars and that stuff keeps me goin
remainblessed: Pops left when I was seven, but I am extremely happy for all those that have a Dad in their life because I know that one day my kids will be blessed with the samething. HAPPY FATHER’S DAY
pixiegal: little things that make me fall 4 people having a nickname for me (not necessarily a mushy romantic one) using my name in conversation complimenting something I’m not super fond of about myself sending me pictures of stuff that reminds
having a very small life crisis - all my friends are pregnant or getting engaged and living together and im not even close to that and I thought they were weird and moving quick but maybe im the weird one?? but im 22, im not ready for that life!!! and
remember that time my brother wanted me to record the new yugioh episode, but forgot that I was a dumbass kid who didn’t know how the vcr worked so I recorded over a bunch of home videos loool
lookuptheskyisfalling-blog:wicca-wicca-slimshady: dorkshadows: “Meet the Reaper” AKA Top 10 photos taken before disaster Spoiler alert: Grim did not win the game. I really miss that show That was my childhood What a wild premise for a kids
gingahhh: “My kid learned colors in pre k today!” that’s just human cognitive development that would’ve happened regardless
downuntothealtar:tooquirkytolose:ok but did every kid have a certain historical time period that they were REALLY into?? like I was super into the california gold rush when I was 9 for no reasonyou can tell who is boring by looking through the reblogs
oK I FINALLY figured out the answer to that anon(?) ask i got a while back as to what fairytails to put my vocaships in kaimei - aladdin negitoro - the little mermaid rin/len - robin hood kailen - sleeping beauty once again i apologize to anon for
pillowbedhead: sekushibanana: I was watching the Project Diva F OP for icons but i paused it to look at Rin’s painting look how cute she is what a sweetie wow hey wait what’s that is that— nEY HOY MEHOY RIN MY BBY
nay-naypussycat replied to your post “Dash, Dash! It has been said that there is Monos having little…”Me no knowoh………………………lmAOwas i suppose 2 answeridk what it means either sfgdfgd.
equalistmako: equalistmako: equalistmako: GUYs. DAVID FAUSTINO HAS PROCREATED. LISTEN, listen that means one day a kid is going to potentially be able to point at Mako on the TV screen and go “that’s my daddy!” hA h A A N o #stop
