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xxxfamilyfun: “What are you doing?” asked my girlfriend Allie.“Just chilling out with my kid brother,” I replied.
dirtyberd: letmedothis: let me show you who you belong to (that’s my hand btw) Lucky bum
dreahh: annawhaley: shoutandshiver: iamrickyhoover: cunntilingus: godxsuck: hahahahahahahah It’s funny as fuck, but if a cat ever did that to my kid, I’d give it away. Can’t stand cats, they just look cool. Little asshole deserved it! Cats
bunnyaimee: ussenterpancakes: bearholdt: pastelmorgue: marshmallowpuffs: toptiermage: I want to see this in a horror game Those trees are really prett— oh. OMG ….oh Oh my god. There are no words to describe how quickly my face went from
stumbling into a reminder that the other kids I went to school with are out doing Important Big Name Shit as their first or second job right out of college while I….sit in a tiny office, and sell stuff that’s sometimes expensive,is not my ideal
I wish that was my daughter…. <3
wontongod: uchibrah: eva—00: coalgirls: there’s a seque; who tapes this my kids will never watch anime These are the type of anime nerds I hate
i hate when my kid calls me nice. im a gigantic asshole. like havent you been paying attention kid? i hate everything.
as soon as my kid gets around 6 or 7 i’m buying her a heater and teaching her how to use it. give her a healthy respect for the pistol. because i want her to know that if she ever feels like she needs to pull her gun i want her to be completely aware
iceheavy-branches: I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents
I am totally going to throw my kid a Cracker themed birthday party.
I went to my kids’ musical this weekend and I was SO IMPRESSED! My gosh! It was In the Heights and I was just so proud c: Most of them did set design/lighting and it looked really great. The acting and the vocals were also amazing, which is
I’ve also internalized that no one really wants to hear about anything I have to say, which sucks. I want to talk about my experience rereading chernow’s hamilton biography or my kids or fandom stuff and I just kind of go “stop talking
byronegg: Teaching Tolerance magazine —- For Teaching Tolerance magazine about schools adopting BYOD (bring your own device) practices as budgets continue to tighten and the problems that come with this.
heatherjochens: medievalpoc: rafi-dangelo: Most of my future children tag is cute brown children being fabulous and clearly belonging to me in spirit, but I’m making an exception for this tweet because if I don’t raise my kids to give that exact same
as that height post is floating around my dash, I just want to remind everyone that I am 5'2"ish of concentrated bitterness about it.
kaworunaglsa: thats my kid!!!!
bakaunagi:one of my third graders has a special talent for making 2-frame comics that really speak to me
arenkav: That’s just great, Okuyasu.
stef-masc: My piece for @jovaline‘s Ham4Pamphlet project! To my dearest Betsey, Best of Wives, and Best of Women. I had the wonderful pleasure of being a part of this zine that Arielle organized through friends in order to put together an amazing cast
mother-duster: “Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles
Did I ever tell any of you that as a kid I use to call messes in my rooms S.A.M - Secret Area of Mess
worldofwellness: Not my picture but I had to share. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HEARD THIS SINCE HAVING MY DAUGHTER. IT INFURIATES ME. STOP PUTTING IT INTO GIRLS’ HEADS THAT “IF THEYRE MEAN TO YOU THEY LIKE YOU” BULLSHIT. NO
artemispanthar: “Band-Aid brand bandages! Perfect for stocking stuffers!”Ah yes, just what every kid wants, something they need to be injured to use. Thanks Santa! #I can see pearl saying this #Artie you are officially pearl
papanoiz: i love post scrap noiz cus he’s a big kid in a suit. he comes home after landing a huge deal for the company and all his coworkers thinks he’s amazing, only to whine at aoba while he’s trying to make dinner cus he wants to play mariokart
blackartschool: caramel-xtaylor: loverrtits: gleaux: kushandwizdom: da-mix-gawdess: thickthighing: tormans-space: black-graphics: Lol This is everything “Aye man forget that dude” That was beautiful I love this! 😩😍 😊 💞
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: pearlmarley: “Because her size is threatening and my knee and entire weight is clearly needed to keep her down” If this had been my child that I raised from day one and this race soldier had parked his cracker
nikareeashlee: animericans: gmby: animericans: gavin mood board wait that’s this kid’s name? how is he so ubiquitous? why is he so bothered? his name is gavin and he just can’t catch a break Gavin looks like Dexters son Harrison lmao
fightweight: heyfranhey: Baltimore School Deals With Conflict By Sending Kids To The Mindful Moment Room Instead Of The Principal’s Office Health Nut News writes: Not all kids have an easy life and because of that, not all kids come to school ready
lightsbeams: Does anyone have a father who actually did a good job at parenting? That sounds like a myth.
So you don’t buy that for yourself as a grownup? Because long before I had kids I was paying light bills and keeping the gas on and keeping food in the house. You don’t get kudos for doing WHAT THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.
kylajaykay: mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did i’m just going to reblog this over and over again
kylajaykay: mamayuuma:“what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until
That worlds toughest job video is only applicable if your mother was a good mother. If you work 24 hours and half of that time is spent calling your kid ugly, stupid, or beating them than it’s not a tough job.
kylajaykay:mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until
gwallamama:“When you’re a kid you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that.”
My life (and that of my friend) was just threatened by two super cool fratty long islans guys who think they know they mob in a cab back from downtown. Kinda terrified since the kids live in my down community and actually were punching the seats we were
I can’t even study or focus now. I keep suddenly remembering all of these absolutely terrible memories of my parents fighting and my father from when I was a child that I’ve forgotten for a while. It wasn’t much abuse, but it was enough
rockhardgeologist: listhacks: Pool Noodle Hacks - If you like this list follow ListHacks for more I don’t care how efficient or cost effective this is, I will NOT be the pool noodle guy. I won’t have my kids become social outcasts because the
kylajaykay: mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did i’m just going to reblog this over and over
boys-and-suicide: I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be punished, so they end
edroy: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
that explains my Bruno dreams ;)
just-shower-thoughts: In fifteen years, I’ll be complaining to my kids that they don’t make memes like they used to.
Aww , yup my kid will look like that
culturallyrelevanturl: perlockholmes: ibrokemyheart: shaun-alejandro: jeffisthename: pleatedjeans: via Uncle inspirations This those shoes with that dress tho? ¬_¬ Princess Anna and her uncle, princess Flip Flop WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE
on-a-jacked-up-tailgate: iceheavy-branches: I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because
tooruoikawa:“what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
My sister in law put my niece on the phone and she immediately told me “bye bye” lmao damn I got burned by a baby….
Today my dad and I went out for dessert and the waitress thought I was like 12 and before we could correct her she gave me a free sundae because it was kid’s day, sometimes it’s not so bad looking like a baby
kylajaykay: mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until
so this season of voltron gave me that good, GOOD, Holt content as well as garrision trio shenanigans so it was quite honestly the best season for me
I can’t tell whats funnier, That yal just find out that I’ve been a mother for 10 years or that I’m not a guy.
my new homework companions
mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did
