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fuckyeahfriendlyfire: First and foremost… FUCK YEAH! to youporn FINALLY allowing their videos to be embedded.  You guys will be able to see A LOT more good content that I skipped over previously due to YP being a pain in my damn ass. Now.  THIS.
orgasmicsince94: Drippy again this afternoon. My vulva is like a river. I want to bottle that juice to drink all day every day
patrickfluffingstump:I’m watching FMA and suddenly I had a terrible idea… Oh my goodness the bottom left made me spit out my drink. Because I imagined that’s what Barry the Chopper said after pondering his next chess move.
diapereddallas: I guess I should not have tried so many different beers tonight! The bright side is that these BareBum Diapers swell up very nicely to hold all my drinks.
Slippery when wet and sudded up…lol…i think i am feeling my drink a bit…lol…i must say that i love my phone…its so PG…every time i put in fuck it auto corrects it to duck…lol…it also auto corrects
Man I really want to try that with my wife soflacuck: At first my wife was a little intimidated but I made her a drink and encouraged her to let go. Once she did there was no coming back, she sucked his huge cock for the better part of an hour, somethin
cumversatile: Daddy promised: Daddy’s milk will make my cock as big as his one day when I’m all grown up. And he promised that if I drink enough of Daddy’s milk, he will show me an even better way of getting it on my 16th birthday…
nymphoninjas: I had so much fun on a family gathering last night that today my head is glued to a pillow and I can’t be bothered to do anything apart from drinking liters of water & playing with myself a little to cure my massive headache. hangover
surprisedbitch: I JUST SPIT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY COMPUTER I DIDNT SEE THAT COMING I JUST THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA THROW THE BOOK AT HER
velvetpetra: Thats my favorite video. I love this so much… Absolutely in my top 5… I LOVE Lolly Badcock!! ♥ http://lenoirgold.blogspot.com/
greedyofficefatty: Dunkin is trying to make me fat….I got three donuts and a sandwich today but there is a sale so…I ended up with 2 sandwiches and 4 donuts. And then my drink was overflowing with whipped cream. …and that was just my lunch ;)
*is at a comfortable full level and good time to wet* WHEN SUDDENLY! THE PRIMAL OMORASHI FEELINGS IN MY HEAD KICK IN!!“No drink more till you can’t sit still anymore and desperately begging to go pee”…. well I can’t argue with that I guess!
Yoooo so diaper Holding challenge tonight! Ok soo all day today I plan to drink a lotttt but ANYTIME I have the urge to pee I’m gonna go pee right away!!I’m gonna get my bladder use to going right away so when I feel the urge to pee my bladder’s
ur luv is weird &freezing and no one knew you very wellu hurt me where my heart is. come chill out down in hill w me”I’m gonna drink for 7 days, then kill the shark that ate my friend.”…we’re secretly in love. … “The purpose
flightlesslexxii: dragonpark: dragonpark: dragonpark: Man the OG’s — had the game sold !! 💀 MY MANS DIDNT EVEN BRING A CHASER — OG’s 007 My mans got the wine glass in both hands LIKE WHO HOLDS THEM LIKE THAT !! & WHO DRINKS HENNY
harrypman: essfitcee: biggerthenyobf: Pissing in broad daylight. put that in my mouth and drink piss in my mouth Fuck Yeah
im about to drink this entire case of beer and tackle my day successfully. that is my challenge.
slytherinsheiress: Remus: My advice is don’t be overconfident. The first time I met Sirius’ parents I called my drink Firewhiskey, when it was obviously Dragon Barrel Brandy. They haven’t spoken to me since.Harry: Really? Just for that?Remus: Yes.
Taste me, drink my soulShow me all the things that I shouldn’t knowAnd there’s a blue moon on the rise...
Saturday died in my arms last night. yesterday i had a feeling it would be that day. i just had a feeling. i have never watched something die before. he wouldn’t eat or drink and just wanted to snuggle, and as soon as he stopped breathing, his teeth
sixpenceee: What was she planning to do to me? Creepy experience by kennyc5576 One time I went to the bar with one of my friends. I had just turned 21 so I havent been to much bars up to that point. My friend was drinking on the way to
blackgirlgloryhole: Sophia Fiore’s a tall drink of water and has to kick off them heels in order to get that dick up in her…and when she does get it in, she makes me wish that were MY dick passing through her love canal! Check out this amazon-chick
myshadesofgemini: Vampire AU where Koujaku is a vamp and Noiz is an anemic. Koujaku accidentally drinks Noiz’s blood and decides that he likes it a lot and would do anything to make sure Noiz would be a healthy man. (Q w Q) My entry for askkounoi’s
And it’s as delicious as I remember. I don’t drink milk; I eat my cereal dry, and this is the perfect cereal for that IMO.
toriod: capnhpn: nudiemuse: ass-full-of-bees: faithydoll: 4rch0n: sigh… Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere I’m in fucking tears I ugly laughed 😂 I want to hear the heavy breathing when he says that! (Yes I’m twisted) 😈😎🤣
tyleroakley: tltty: porn logic: wow i spilled my drink on him i better take off his pants and suck his dick weird that porn logic is also my life logic?
harampolice:me: beer is so nastybearded 26 year old yuppie white man that listens to the black keys: thats because you drink capri sun sweetie:) your palette is so unsophisticated grow up (: I ferment my own piss
By the time I’m better from my kidney infection and my chest cold I’m going to be so sick of drinking gatorade and orange juice lol
meowremix: charazord: worldfamousprofessor: thelandofwtf: Finishing off my drink when something tickles my lip, look down to see a huge fucking NOPE taking a dip. this is exactly the moment when i would have killed myself holy fuck how is that
feministsexworker: wyldwoodfaye: ithotyouknew: I put on my Tinder profile that I hate sports, I don’t drink beer and I’m 150% feminine all day all the time and so many guys are like…offended? One guy was like “what if the guy you like loves
I did my hair, I did my makeup, I looked really cute, & I showed off new lingerie. All for a couple of moments of butt affection & some complimenting. No sex & no making out. No oral. PG-13 groping, if you want to say that much. I honestly
it probably seems like i cry over stupid shit but tbh i usually end up crying because i’ve stored up all of my upset feelings from multiple things rather than express them and then the littlest thing sets me off like spilling my drink may not be that
If anyone wants to talk, im awake and drinking because I didn’t realize I was dating another guy who doesnt give a flying fuck that I give 150% more to this relationship than he does.
ceasarslegion:aperture-laboratories-official:ceasarslegion:Quick i need a gamer drink that isnt gamer girl bathwater or gamer fuel because i cant get either of those in canadaRockstar, Monster, and Red Bull. My dad paypals me 20 bucks every exam season
harampolice: me: beer is so nasty bearded 26 year old yuppie white man that listens to the black keys: thats because you drink capri sun sweetie:) your palette is so unsophisticated grow up (: I ferment my own piss
teenagealpha: justafag: Why the fuck is this cup empty? You begged to serve me and you can’t even keep my drink topped up - for that you aren’t going to service my Cock today I’m going to find some real pussy, make it up to me and get this place
harampolice: me: beer is so nastybearded 26 year old yuppie white man that listens to the black keys: thats because you drink capri sun sweetie:) your palette is so unsophisticated grow up (: I ferment my own piss
srvspics: big titties smoothieluv: bigboobiesbasement: Ladies, if you’re wearing a white shirt around me and not wearing a bra, you should know that my drinks have a natural tendency to fall out of my hands and all over your shirt. I don’t know
susurroussubmission: SUSURRUSSUBMISSION:I am not lot of things..I am less than this.I am less than that.But i drink my Whiskey conscious of any burden as i have no need to accountable, my thunders. [ SS - Quotes ]
alonginstorms: “I need to catch up on my drinking. I think that’s why I was so manic. Normally I have time to have a glass of wine… That’s not a good answer.”
Been at my mom’s for two weeks and the arguments have started. 👀 I wish thinks were different. I miss my house.
pussyselfdestruction: This is how I want a woman to serve me my drinks. That first sweet tasting sip will make it an even more special gift to quench my thirst.
ammit420: macguyber: ammit420: *white highschooler voice* im just honest w/ my parents about my drinking and smoking and they respect that. forreal dude you should just tell your parents straight up what you’re doing and theyll appreciate it :)
When Kathy saw Mr. Crude walking towards her, she tilted her head back, opened her mouth and stuck out her tongue.“Would you like me to fill that for you?” he asked.“If you’re talking about my drink, no thanks. If you’re talking about my mouth,
petone30: mygaypowertool: We were on vacation but I kept catching my husband making eye contact with one of the pool goers, later that night my husband asked to invite him back for a drink… of his cum Blowies for the ladsssss 🤤🤤
lexliftss: “Wow I wish I still looked like that” as I drink my beer and eat my sandwich
I’m literally a child, I always get up or leave a store or restaurant or something and just leave my stuff (like forgetting my drink or cookie or book) then get really confused and sad when I realize it’s gone and darfin has to remind me that
wow this is probably the shittiest fucking birthday of my life let’s hope it doesn’t become a tradition to suck fucking asshole I’m downloading and watching Luther to hopefully feel better wowwowow what fucking bullshit
The water in my city is out. If circumstances force me to drink my own piss, I will tell you how it tastes.
sloppysecondspdx: We were on vacation but I kept catching my husband making eye contact with one of the pool goers, later that night my husband asked to invite him back for a drink… Of his cum
why how could you drink your own urine my god
ramaea: That time in Harvest Scramble where Kjelle accidently drinks a truth potion and proceeds to grope Severa, pull at her clothes, and tell her that she likes her better then any of the boys. Canon otp right here These DLC chapters are amazing.
complexedly: I’m never speaking again omg that was so embarrassing The waitress at this deli asked me for my ID after I ordered my drink and I didn’t hear her so I just nodded and said yeahp
Thanks for looking out but a) I wasn’t drunk/didn’t get drunk b) it was my partner and friends, not strangers and most importantly, c) I chose to drink the beer? I didn’t do it because of them, I did it because I wanted to.