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My daddy still wants me to wear the panties. he sad all the time that i look like a young girl, he give me to wear a wig and girls clothes to be his sissy girl.
daddys-helper: My dad never plays favourites - he makes sure my brother and I know that he loves us equally.
taboo-universe: I told my best friend that I wanted a naughty pic to try and get a hot guy to want to fuck me… I never told her that is was my dad in the next room
dreamingofmom: My parents got divorced when I was younger and the court decided that it’s best if I stayed with my dad since my mom had an alcohol problem. That was years ago, though. My dad remarried and I never really liked that bitch, so I pay my
You: Was that my dad that just left? Your Girlfriend: Yeah, he was telling me about how much you guys have been fighting so I figured I would invite him over for a bit. You: Listen honey I don’t think you should do that anymore, he’s been
my dad decided that he is going to put this at the bottom of every serious letter wonder how long it will take his work to notice
familyfun69: My daughter knows the rules. Dad before homework every day I wish I was her and that was my dad that I was sucking on
My Perfect Day
Group photo of the dads when they were younger. There’s a bit of a head canon with these guys that was half developed by my friend Quantax and half developed by me. The basic gist is that all the dads were friends at one point in their lives,
My mommy. I’d gladly damn her to hell if it meant she’d be Satan’s bride for all eternity. Taking that Prince of Darkness cock in the pussy, mouth, and ass while i watch, forever and ever. My dad sits in heaven waiting in vain for the
That’s one small step for man; one happy day for Pearlkind
morivan: naughtyvixens: happy 413 or whatever These are the kinds of crack pairings that make all the best… L E M O N S ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! christ almighty, griff
Very..unpopular opinion here… but I want my furby back. The one my dad threw away coz he swore it was the devil’s toy. Idk i just thought they were fun and cute in an ugly way. Even when it randomly went off at night(ok yea that scared the
Me: Hey dad, what’s today? It’s Friday right..? Dad: Yeah, and then tomorrow is Thursday. Me: Wait what?! Tomorrow’s Saturday! Dad: Oh, hahahaha. I thought that after all that shopping you lost your mind.
kdentxx16: When Mom was in the hospital things at home fell apart. What I mean by that is that neither my dad nor I had any idea of how to keep the housework on schedule. By the time Mom had been in hospital for 2 weeks dad and I were completely out
i present to you, my day: - my dad hasn’t spoke to me the hole day; - i did nothing because none of my friends were free; - i lost another 14 followers; - i’m really sad (can’t say depressed, but ok); - i just found out that probably
jdlaclede: jdlaclede: every now and then tumblr reminds me that my dad asked for a furry pic for his 57th birthday might as well tell the story behind that so, my dad’s birthday is coming up, and since he doesn’t text, ever (he’s luddite that way),
carsonphillips: when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes
lord-bilingual: kind of a fun happenstance that i drew this on father’s day if your dad sucks magnus burnsides is your dad now
I haven’t been able to do some lineless art in a while so its good to know that i still have a lot of fun with it!Also this is my Chirstmas present for my dad and I wanted to post it here because I’m pretty happy with it
iizanimeaddict: My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon. Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
timedclassic: I’ve spent my life not having things in common with my father, which is a good thing, but if I reach out to my brothers I’m betting it will make my dad feel good, wherever he is. I don’t want that. If that seems petty and vindictive
artieuniverse: Listen. I just cannot get over how cute it is that Garnet and Pearl were building a sandcastle for crabs. Like, Steven wasn’t even over there, he was at the mailbox, so it wasn’t for his benefit. They’re just supercute dorks. Just
christmasbarakat: my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants
mintflavouredtentacles: Max: *Points at David* That’s my dad. Max: *Points at Daniel* That’s the asshole who’s banging my dad.
relax-dad: that’s my dad. just look at that ass!
my dad basically says your early 20’s are when you’re too young for anyone to take you seriously and you’re too old for anyone to feel sorry for you and he is 100% right
glaxeon:my dad asked me why i had 2 rewind n take a picture lmao he doesn’t understand… Shoulda said, “Dad you ain’t never had dee’s nuts?”
thechillgatsby: thorsies: IMPORTANT FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST BECAUSE UR FRIEND’S PARENTS SEEM NICE WHEN YOU MEET THEM DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE NICE PEOPLE B/C YOU DO NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!!!!!!!!! SO IF FRIEND TELLS YOU THAT PARENTS
Holidays suck in general to me, but everyone around insists I ‘get into the spirit’ … yeah, right. No thanks. I work retail. The ‘spirit’ is apparently a bunch of assholes that never walk into a bookstore at any other time of year coming
my dad called me weedy today.
touch-me-now-daddy-2: I was walking by my parent’s bedroom. The door was cracked and I saw my dad jerking his cock. I stood there for a minute and just stared. At first I was totally grossed out, I mean ewww…that’s my dad, playing with his cock.
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stumpkin: the only good story i have is i was once at the same wedding as daniel radcliffe and my dad said ‘you’re a wizard harry’ because my dad looks a lot like hagrid and daniel radcliffe told him to piss off
just-shower-thoughts: I think the biggest difference between atheists and religious people is that atheist would change their minds if god proved real, believers would not if god proved inexistent.
officialalltimelow: alexgaskarthdoingthings: So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg This is my favourite
choosingtotomorrow: euo: Today’s headline reads: Parent Shocked That Child’s Mental Illness Did Not Disappear During Vacation Special Feature: Parent Swears They Support Mentally Ill Child; Punishes Them When Symptoms Become Inconvenient
danekez: danekez: Add “raised by a biker” to the list of things that sound fake in my life. - Born to a teenage single mother- My “dad” is a biker, started dating my mom while she was pregnant. Committed to fathering a child that was not his
So dad just came home with a little lemongrass candle for me and he said he thought of me when he saw that it was made from soy wax. I love my dad.
The only nigga that will ever matter, my Dad 💙 #dad #romper #purplelivingroom
y'all….my dad texted me and my sister informing us that he got us into ALL the parties going on in vegas next week. it. about. to. go. down. MAGIC is gonna be the shit.
fairyneko: 5:25pmAt this point, my dad is more famous on here than I am lol and I’m not even mad. He’s a cool dude— walked through the jungles of Guyana for months just to raise awareness about struggle and poverty, he donated his kidney to a coworker
Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.
My parents just told me about this time when I was three that I went in their room when they were out and found my dad’s porn magazines under the bed. They came home and I was sitting on the floor surrounded by fifty something magazines all open
my sleepy brain is the worst texter, once my friend texted me asking why me and my old boyfriend were breaking up and I texted back “don’t know .. roof stuff” or darfin will ask how my day was and I said “upstairs”
So my dad didn’t like the way I drew that picture he wanted me to do for his friend and when I told him he shouldn’t promise people that I’d do them things without asking me about it first AND not telling me about it hours before he
Today my dad and I went out for dessert and the waitress thought I was like 12 and before we could correct her she gave me a free sundae because it was kid’s day, sometimes it’s not so bad looking like a baby
more rants im sorry so since i can’t eat a regular diet i bought the things i would be eating before i had the surgery like potatoes and yogurts and ramen and things like that, of course now after a week its almost out and my dad did groceries twice
one thing that sucks though since i’m not in the hospital for my Sickle Cell, which is something that I can’t help (like when I get pain), and it’s for something new my dad hasn’t been very kind or supportive of me, every time
cyanidecatt replied to your post: why must people take your food without…My step-dad did that once a few years ago. I’m still bitter about it.my dad bought two of these 4 pack of muffins, they were buy one get one freeso he got me the chocolate
my dad has an unexplained anger towards phones and mobile devices
my dad loves lions so i showed him that article about the lionesses with the gene mutations that made them grow manes and he called them freaksWELP :’)
So you know how I reblogged that post where the person painted their Room based off of SU backgrounds? Well I asked my dad If we could do that to my room and he was like ‘Sure! But..why don’t I just make a wall decal for it?’ I just realized that
I think my dad is seriously considering buying me a cinteq (which is expensive as FUCK) for christmas and im like ‘oh my gosh nonono thats okay, its super expensive, ive been researching some cheaper non name brand ones!!!’ and he told me that he
antropomorfisme: Why can’t dads sneeze normally
yellow-moonshadow21: thegirlwiththeneonhair: riley-coyote: officialprostitute: why do dads sneeze so loud #to scare predators away from their young My dad sneezed so violently once that he hit his head on his desk and almost knocked himself out.
bikewheelr: bikewheelr: people who change their phone’s font to that squiggly one are not to be trusted
smnius: “My Dad’s had a rough couple years, and… I know that it must not have been easy to raise me alone. He’s kind of a weird guy, but I love him a lot.” Thank you @dreamdaddygame for blessing us w/ trans dad representation!!
