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weird-biscuits: xxxkyrareaperxxx: cracked: 11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use) These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes. I would
louiezrillo: ohhbehave: brandonlouisss: It puts some of our worries to shame, doesn’t it… (via liketheuniverse) Thats gunna be me hugging my child in 10 years.
roselynmaarie: hayleetisbe: bonpriiprii: *ahem ahem that’s my Tumblr x) And I guess I’m still innocent, I came up with ů?! :O Damn, ั? o_e ฝ, i think. ๔.50…. I’m one fucked up child.
stephenandcolour: how am i suppose to explain to my child that there are straight people
slayoncecarter: I can’t wait to go into my child’s room one day when they are blasting music and be like “Chiiile, whatcu know bout that Beyoncé?”
dynastylnoire: sonofbaldwin: #RKelly Didn’t forget. Just didn’t know. People forget son of Baldwin plagiarized black woman bloggwrs on a regular. @dynastylnoire really? Damn that sucks. But I guess I can’t be surprised. SOB was one of my
imkatandimawesome: charalanahzard: Neil Gaiman retweeted a Thing that I said. HELLO. “Little shit” is SO much kinder than the words my child would hear,..
lullabiesandlace: Am I really that pathetic for wanting a full panda outfit? my child(ren?) will have adorable animal outfits. :)
thispoetspace: theaddictsapartment:I would hang these in my child’s bedroomfuck that.i’d hang these joints in mine.
displacerghost: geoffacakes: supersciencegeek: My child is autistic. He doesn’t do well with change. Even little things that would be meaningless to most people. For example, his hairbrush was getting old and worn. He had chewed the end of it.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: kc5rings: Guys…. I was fighting a Magikarp that suddenly summoned a fucking GYRADOS to fight me IT CALLED ITS MOM ON ME “WHICH ONE OF YOU HURT MY CHILD”
funke: puttimon: funke: *pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked* seriously? are you kidding me?That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency. *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*
kingdomsaurushearts: My favorite Riku content is when they take him to Disney Land/World and he loses his mind anytime Mickey is involved.That sweet sweet child.
bookishly-badass:If you’re reblogging it because you respect it, cool. If not, here’s why you should:Britney Spears was a child star who was rocketed into extreme celebrity at a young age. It isn’t all to shocking to hear that she didn’t have
demons-demigods-benders-bucky: gaystripclub: That is an extremely dangerous murderous space alien arguing with a small child because she’s pointing her finger at him So ferocious
shmapey: justmyflawedlogic: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females.
doll-cat: Lemme just talk about Targets diversity and acceptance. A black man. A Hispanic man. A white child. A two-man relationship raising a healthy baby boy with love. I’m so glad that target doesn’t give a fuck about social “norms” and came
monsterkissed: here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t
whovianfeminism: I took my nerdy brand of feminism to the US Supreme Court today to protest against Hobby Lobby and in favor of women’s access to reproductive healthcare. Look how happy I was before the decision came down. Oh, that sweet summer child.
slangwang: i feel like with homestuck there is no pairing that i do not ship simply because every single character in homestuck is literally my child and i just want them all to love one another and be happy does anyone else feel this way or
deathtokillian: thatpettyblackgirl: this is a kid show how do you think little black girls will feel after watching this? also The creators of “Baby shark” (Pink Fong) you know the YT channel that celebrities are booking for their childs b-day
Me as a parent id fuck my child up with that
she-wants-the-eod: cocainecowgirll: solightemup: It’s called a bow and arrow I have a terrible feeling this will be my child I’d be that dad, absolutely dying laughing.
thegingerghost: I got bored again…… I wanna go edit that video…… Yeah. BUT GUYS LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OMG AND ON SATURDAY WE’RE GOING TO SPAM YOU WITH PHOTOS OF OUR COSTUMES. Keegan, I made you a flower crown ^-^
floozys: people trying to breastfeed their children: i just wanna feed my child assholes: well i have a penis and i can’t ejactulate onto the floor so :/ people trying to breastfeed their children: what does that have to do with anything assholes:
idontmeantobesleazy: I am going to eat a pizza that weighs more than my child then sleep for 12 hours.
thewittyalpaca: forkanna: rainbowninjaprincess1: forkanna: hellyeahpuckentine Thank you, tiny potato 200 NOTES ON THIS HOW MANY INSPIRATIONAL POTATOES DO YOU NEED theepicnatato is that you? 😮 It is my child. But I am an epic potato and I believe
ultrafacts: She also married a Jewish man. Here are a couple of a questions she was asked in an interview:Q.You married the Israeli son of a Holocaust survivor. Is that right? My ex-husband’s father was in the Warsaw ghetto as a child, but his family
floozys:people trying to breastfeed their children: i just wanna feed my child assholes: well i have a penis and i can’t ejactulate onto the floor so :/ people trying to breastfeed their children: what does that have to do with anything assholes:
deepthroatmom: holycheesenrice: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic: *pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked* seriously? are you kidding me? That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency. *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth
amaias: “I should have—I should have put her down, man. I should have put her down. I know that, but I… you know, I just didn’t have it in me. She’s the mother of my child.”
ultrafacts:She also married a Jewish man. Here are a couple of a questions she was asked in an interview:Q.You married the Israeli son of a Holocaust survivor. Is that right? My ex-husband’s father was in the Warsaw ghetto as a child, but his family
justchelseaaaa: beyoncescock:LOOK AT HIS ANGELIC FACE HAVE MERCY I will show no mercy to my child. It’s every man for themselves. 🤣 That kids would hate me after this hand.
the-magicalmysterytour: calico-skies-1985: if my child ever said that to me… ^basically
taylorjourdann: I want my child to be so comfortable with talking to me that instead of faking sick he or she is able to just say “mom I need a mental health day today”.
assgalore: iseebigbooty: blessedfbodies: I want that.. where do you live my child? Oh she SO knows. Assgalore.tumble.com
fashion-and-pussy: that’s gonna be me with my child
earthnation: mydogsnokes: naming my child Raisin that’s ok as long as u end up raisin it right
problackgirl: “There’s a difference between discipline as abuse”… Um no hate to break it to you but violence against a child is inherently abusive. I don’t understand how people can process and understand that it is never okay for a husband
egotistic-romance: allonsyraerae: castorochiaro: charlattea: FINALLY FINISHED AUGH …is it just me or does Blues Clues seem to have a fandom here on tumblr? MY CHILD HOOD JUST GOT THAT MUCH CUTER. RAISE YOUR HND FOR A BLUES CLUES FANDOM
lalalaloveholololy: dr-brostado: i’d bring home that kid a fucking subway sandwich if he was my child. NO. A LOT HIGH.
ojitos-morenos: jbrown94: assvna: purplehazedpisces: 💀💀 “😂😂😂😂you vidding me” ? 😭 that eye roll 😂 bless her daddies po heart lmao" My child gotta be this sassy fr She’s so cute. She’s HAD it
