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mikeswhler:I’m sorry. He made me do it. I told you. They upset him. They shouldn’t have done that.
The note count made me laugh because I can be an immature pervert sometimes…ok, most of the time, but also because that’s how this session started. ;)
weird-biscuits: xxxkyrareaperxxx: cracked: 11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use) These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes. I would
cubbcake: bgcslave: When ya mom locked out the car but u remember she didn’t get u McDonald’s that one time. MY CHILD 🙄 Lmao
fyecclesex: “The idea of the Doctor wielding a banana was an unscripted bit of business added by Christopher Eccleston” DWM #480, page 62, ‘The Fact of Fiction: The Empty Child & The Doctor Dances’
musicsoul-child: iwasmakingitreign: lapayasitaroja: hot4men: Everyone wants a piece of Roman Reigns (X) mmmm yes. WHO IS HOLDING HIM LIKE THAT LMFAO PULL. EM. DOWN!!
militarypenguin: my child holy shit i want that strap
radicalbehavior: mickeydontcare: stackedpoetpages: My child has had a tough year emotionally. Bullied over her locs. Her style. Her interests. Called lame by a boy in her class. I walked with her tonight and told her that mommy wasn’t popular
rainbowfeatherreplies: “Hey Rainbow Feather, meet Gren,” Gilda says exhaustedly, while Dash holds their older child. “Whoa. That’s my new lil sib?” she asks as she leans forward. Gren blinks, and looks up at the Rainbow-colored sister.
Oh God, Armin would totally be the kid that listens to a lot of old music, because of his grandpa. He probably wouldn’t be aware of top 40 for an embarrassingly long time. Once he did, obviously, it would open up a threshold and he’d love
would anyone read kili/tauriel stuff by me? keep in mind that they’d be trans, queer, and kili would be fucking gross pretty much always.
nflhuskerspics: New York Giants cornerback Prince Amukamara (via USA TODAY Sports Images)
canadad: can we please get some sort of mental health education for parents i cant believe how many are in denial of their child’s condition
jo-robsbanks: Liberals are like “it’s fine if you want every child in public school to recite a nationalist oath in unison while facing the country’s flag every day but don’t put ‘under God’ in it that’s fucked up”
get a load of that dog
jadenvargen: i love arakita so much, because even as his whole world crashed on him, he just moved forward and grew incredibly as a person. i wish i could do that lol 😩 late inktober from days 11-13
wandamaximoffs:SADIE SINK as MAX MAYFIELD STRANGER THINGS 4 (2022)
stargareongirl: 99% of the time reading ‘Cursed Child’ (in a pleasantly confused voice): what kind of fan fiction fuckery is this?
imadirtyslut: “Have they gone yet darling?” “Umm I think so daddy” “So get that slutty ass over here so I can fill you with my child!” “Yes daddy” “You’re such a slut, I can’t wait to see you with a huge pregnant belly full of
dryadalis: last-snowfall: geardrops: swanjolras: out of all the aspects of millennial-bashing, i think the one that most confuses me is the “millennials all got trophies as a kid, so now they’re all self-centered narcissists” theory like—
Let me tell you a story that melted my cold child hating heart
misstylersmith: Twelve: What did you want to be when you were little?Bill: A scary mermaid who lures sailors to their deaths.Twelve: So, side note, I’m going to file papers to legally adopt you as my child, so keep an eye out for that.
Mistakes were made, but Capitano is too oblivious himself to notice. All’s well that ends well.
seiya234: I think what I loved most about the most recent episode of “Steven Universe” was Steven going on and on and on about seeing Pearl and Amethyst turn into Opal. Because I remember doing stuff like that when I was little, hooking on to one
crazysexyfierce: Cuuuute! That’ll be me and my child one day :)
0riginal-sluts: s-e-x-cellent: cupidsgotagunn: That awkward moment when a 4 year old is prettier than you. The akward moment when you relise how much photoshopping has been done to this poor child awkward moment when you misspell realise awkward moment
gimme-a-hand-scaevola: word is that The Cursed Child involves time travelling shenanigans with Voldemort’s daughter so if Mrs-Dracey-Malfoy from Harrypotterfanfiction.net could send me a formal apology for the review of my 2004 fanfiction “uuuh
demons-demigods-benders-bucky: shmapey:justmyflawedlogic: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t
i am married to that character but they are also my child: a novel by me
taylorrmurphy:crime-she-typed:thatdudeteddy:hertoy01: thefourthman07: black-mag: . Air conditioning Chocolate The reason why I watched that show! She was and still is my role model Dreaming of a day where I can go braless
dreamsinajarcant: galacticspacemermaid: dreamsinajarcant: dandy-boi-ftm: slide-effect: notonyourbarricade: It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them.
prettyboyshyflizzy: bey-ahoneybee: tarynel: imsoshive: I will gladly beat your agefluid ass if you came around my child with this bullshit. Some like some pedophile shit Alternative facts!! That picture is disgusting
25th-hokage: dickscentedroses: hi-imkingdavid: huzzah-child: bigolegeek: kingjaffejoffer: kingjaffejoffer: wholesomekatie: kingjaffejoffer: My opening line when I’m sliding in the DMs is “im trying to smash, what are the chances of this
stfleur-de-lis: msg2theworld: stfleur-de-lis: thatpettyblackgirl: I’d be even madder if I had a brother that didn’t get taught how to wash dishes and other “wifey” things. 😡The thread looks like she’s selling her daughter off. The wife
laurdlannister-kingslayer: life-long-spinster: grlreign: cocksmasher69: dietmountainmadewka: vagina-dialogues: So uhh today I was chastised by my sociology professor when I said that FGM and child marriage are inherently wrong and constitute human
justasolitarywolf replied to your post: m: Random fact about me. Sandwich O’Donnell….do you have sex with it? :))))))))))))))))))) NO! That’s my child!
desertcolossus: : “Tee hee hee! Tell me, little boy… Can you control the wind? Hee hee! So young to have such power… How did you know to find me here? I am the queen of the fairy world! What is the matter, my child? Does that not
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cameoamalthea: marksirena: Comicstrip: Kingdom Hearts Dad ©2013 one day I thought to myself, im a fanboy of kh, but how do those hardcore fans that are super obsess, act if they had a kid. I’ve been informed I cannot name my child Axel or Sephiroth
floozys:people trying to breastfeed their children: i just wanna feed my child assholes: well i have a penis and i can’t ejactulate onto the floor so :/ people trying to breastfeed their children: what does that have to do with anything assholes:
I really wish ppl wouldn’t let their kids play in the halls of my building??? Like it’s nice outside??? Take your child out into the sun????? Not everyone is as enamoured with your shrieking offspring as you seem to be. Please stop forcing
p-a-n-s-y: shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever
floozys: people trying to breastfeed their children: i just wanna feed my child assholes: well i have a penis and i can’t ejactulate onto the floor so :/ people trying to breastfeed their children: what does that have to do with anything assholes: