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It’s ideas like this that made me want to be a therapist.Now the slut can go back to her husband and raise my child
needtobreedunderground:“Oh babe you look so sexy carrying my child. Let me make love to you while I rub that sexy baby bump.”
weird-biscuits: xxxkyrareaperxxx: cracked: 11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use) These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes. I would
deepthroatmom: holycheesenrice: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic: *pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked* seriously? are you kidding me? That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency. *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth
solochely: cubur: Give me a KISS! ♥ Ahhh I love to draw Sasuke hair like that XD Well this is my first time drawing our narusasu family oc Seska! I actually didn’t plan to draw them, but she really inspired me with this post <3 So special
she-wants-the-eod: cocainecowgirll: solightemup: It’s called a bow and arrow I have a terrible feeling this will be my child I’d be that dad, absolutely dying laughing.
john thought it was a good idea at first but now sherlock’s been standing there for fifteen hours and it’s getting creepy sherlockseesthrougheverything: Regarding that someone said Sherlock is the least loved child of the BBC and gets put
This is like our child in the future like really ^^^^^that right there is what you will make cereal for in the morning :p
afro-centricqueen: When we send our children to school in this country, they learn nothing about us other than that we used to be cotton pickers. Every little child going to school thinks his grandfather was a cotton picker. Why, your grandfather…
shadiobrando: nursary: who is that? my child
imkatandimawesome: charalanahzard: Neil Gaiman retweeted a Thing that I said. HELLO. “Little shit” is SO much kinder than the words my child would hear,..
kavos-plz: Tahno’s backstory headcanons! I’ve always imagined that Tahno grew up as a single child in a single headed household with his mother, who is probably a non-bender and probably of fire nation decent. His father a mystery-man, Tahno never
rvfriends: Come on lil bro, its your lucky day. You are going to fuck your sis, but just remember do not cum in me. I am not on pills. You wouldnt want to father my child. Sis said that the first two times as well, resulting in our sons, now I’m
imperatorimpregnator: rvfriends: Come on lil bro, its your lucky day. You are going to fuck your sis, but just remember do not cum in me. I am not on pills. You wouldnt want to father my child. Sis said that the first two times as well, resulting in
A couple chapters ago I counted forward and realised, to my horror, that I would have to write the release post for this chapter. There really isn’t much I can say about it, though, and it doesn’t leave much room for clever remarks. I’ll just
our-rainy-nights: Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was
daehyunspenis: d-aehyuns: imagine when daehyun’s child is born and it opens its mouth to cry for the first time but instead it breaks out in a high note and daehyun cries while cradling it in his arms whispering “that’s my boy” what did i
Pt 2. Of that embarrassing tipsy moment when you drink more than you take potty breaks(⁄ ⁄•⁄.⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
scottbaiowulf: chimmi-changa: Horror movie trailer editors struggling to find a children’s nursery rhyme that already hasn’t been used for a different horror movie trailer *creepy child’s voice singing* Milk milk…. lemonade… ‘round the
taxloopholes: veryhappyturtle: softgirldeluxe: veryhappyturtle: *pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked* seriously? are you kidding me? That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency. *pops your tires w/ my strong front
shadowdoesart: shadyfolk: New OC! His name is Zhaleh. Now that this brain child is out of my head, I shall get to work on commissions. Reblogged from the main blog.
drinking-tea-at-midnight: agoodcartoon:oh my god just fuck already garrison, yeesh.also, that’s aragorn right, and not jesus?
kingofyourcastle:If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace.
lucidnee: technicolour-in-spring: lucidnee: goingn4thekill: lucidnee: GUESS WHO DONT GOT KIDS? ME i have the most beautiful daughter who i am so very fucking proud to call my own. i love my child. i hope people that make posts like these dont have
kingcheddarxvii: Me: uptown funk, you up?my child Uptown Funk, named for the hit song “Uptown Funk” that I loved in my youth: yeah dadMe: it’s very late go to sleep
deathgripsforcutie: doctor: well its a boy, have you decided on a name yet? me: my son has no teeth doctor: thats normal for a newborn sir me: how will my child survive
lucidnee: goingn4thekill: lucidnee: GUESS WHO DONT GOT KIDS? ME i have the most beautiful daughter who i am so very fucking proud to call my own. i love my child. i hope people that make posts like these dont have children because you seem like you
purple-ocity: juelzsantanabandana: *slaps football out my teenagers hands* no child of mine is being a jock in this house this is a goth family “Mom you just don’t underst–” “That’s much better, thank you.”
leonshardt: i forgot i named my child that so in my social tab it looks like the baby is screaming
rubydat98: stoicdaydreamer: mrslionesss: beautifulblackcouplesus: beautifulblackcouplesus: “NEVER KNEW THAT GIRL I SAW IN THE HALL IN HIGH SCHOOL WOULD BE THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD & MY WIFE” #9YearsComplete ❤️😘🙌🏾👏🏾🙏🏾
thegingerghost: This is what happens when its 1am and I’m supposed to be writing an English paper because it’s due first thing tomorrow morning and i decide that I’m bored. ANYWAY this is my super cute bffsie Keegan and you should go follow him
proudblackconservative: sssibilance: yourpersonalcheerleader: linrenzo: videohall: Baby laughing while getting shots > Rock star doctor. I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him My heart! That person is in
kerrywashingten: So now you’ve decided that the one thing you want is my daughter, my child, mine! What I made. What I created.
ethiopienne: kerrywashingten: So now you’ve decided that the one thing you want is my daughter, my child, mine! What I made. What I created. best scene of the whole episode
yougotmefaded: I have a lot of awards and I have a lot of these things that are amazing and I worked my ass off. I worked harder than probably everybody I know to get those things, but nothing feels like my child saying ‘mommy’.
flawlessbeautyqueens: I was a mama bear before even having a kid, the type of person who is very protective of my friends. I’m pretty sure I’m going to be that way with my child. I don’t want to be a helicopter parent, and I believe in letting
I wonder what my grandparents would say.. If they could see the white lines that litter my body. If they could see the red ones letting the poison out. If they knew how much alcohol I drown myself in every night. If they knew the child they helped to
sqammed: My dad: Im disowning you as my child Me: Can you put that in writing I might be able to get more financial aid
“I’ll feed it and treat it like dat’s my child. Then freak it up and beat it up, cause that’s my style.”
wahzoo: “I’ll feed it and treat it like dat’s my child. Then freak it up and beat it up, cause that’s my style.”
a list of things that make me laugh always:‘there’s a leek in the boat!’ - cloudy with a chance of meatballs‘I want a book on child psychology’ ‘chives on top of me?’ - corner gas‘I ran to my room and I started running’ - mad lib theatre‘where
I honestly feel so dead inside with nearly every email from my husband. I don’t know how you can talk to someone you love, and the mother of your child that way. My heart hurts and I wanna get mauled by a rodent of unusual size.
hunghoe: My dad: Im disowning you as my child Me: Can you put that in writing I might be able to get more financial aid
kingcheddarxvii:Me: uptown funk, you up?my child Uptown Funk, named for the hit song “Uptown Funk” that I loved in my youth: yeah dadMe: it’s very late go to sleep
also thank fucking god i found out now that my “B” button is still working. i just need to press down really hard. its not really IDEAL but its better than nothing
