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claireteemple: “My real self, the self I have always been from a child, is a loner and nerd, slightly overweight, with a very heavy fringe. That is who I was as a kid. I don’t think I will ever be anything other than that.“
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yourlinesbecomeroutine: scoregasming: smackintyre: It’s not your body anymore, when there is a baby present. Carry that child to term responsibly, or you’re a murderer. No, I’m sorry, but that’s idiotic. It’s my body no matter what.
rotten-ashes: yourlinesbecomeroutine: scoregasming: smackintyre: It’s not your body anymore, when there is a baby present. Carry that child to term responsibly, or you’re a murderer. No, I’m sorry, but that’s idiotic. It’s my body no
fuckyeahbeyonceknowles: Destiny’s Child - Through With Love (Live in Atlanta) one of my favorite DC performances! MICHELLE SLAYED. One of the things i took from this concert was that Michelle can freakin blow. I was amazed at her vocals that night.
davina-vaga: Mi casa es Su casa There are days that she keeps talking, or better are there days that she doesn’t. I am talking about one of my close girlfriends, maybe it is because she is only child and there are things you don’t talk about with
a-night-in-december: “I think I can even get married tomorrow but of course I must meet the right person, and then we’ll get married and be happy. I want to be a dad that a child can respect and a husband that a wife can always wait for. To my baby,
lacigreen: asylum-countess: getoveritloveislove: Can we just take a moment to realize how this child is acting more maturely than half the population of the earth? Kay. That will be all. My favorite part is the realization of “that means you love
cuteclosesiblings:My brother and I had the most magical wedding night ever. We both knew our honeymoon was going to amazing, but it was on that night that we conceived our first child.
“Fuck! Look at that, honey! His brain is all over the kitchen’s floor! Didn’t know a baseball bat could do that… Thank you for getting rid me of my loser of son, honey! Please give me a real child now! Knock me up!”
Sobbing because my babies will be taking care of other babies. And and that means that they will try to win over the child’s affection and and there will be cute mornings when the kids wake up the appas and and and feed them and dress them up and
blondnepeta: when u have a character that u tag as “my son/daughter/child/etc” and see someone else who also tags that character as progeny and youre like yes. we are proud parents. how did you sleep last night dear. would you like a cup of coffee.
taquiwain: iwantdatcookie: cisyuri: acepaladindanse: ok im drawing the line thats Too Many. things are getting out of hand in the shady iphone dating sim underworld. don’t talk to me or my 89 boyfriends ever again That is child’s play compared
aiffe: daydream-my-fears-away: Anonymous asked: How do you feel about P’li’s ultimate fate? Do you find it troubling that she was killed ten minutes after it was revealed that she was a child soldier, all so her boy friend could learn to fly. And
momicaa:suck-my-thermos:Let’s pretend for a moment that vaccines DID cause autism. Lets say it was proven that there was a link (which there isn’t).Could you honestly look your child in the eye and tell them “I would much prefer it if you caught
ninfia: Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
vitorialuvincest: My brother loves me wearing a bikini, even while carrying our child. In fact it was this very bikini that got me pregnant and that started our incestuous relationship.
momicaa: suck-my-thermos: Let’s pretend for a moment that vaccines DID cause autism. Lets say it was proven that there was a link (which there isn’t). Could you honestly look your child in the eye and tell them “I would much prefer it if you caught
river-tams-awesomeness:official-lucifers-child:crisiskode: shutyourmoustache: Today’s letter is F. And that’s a FUCKING EXCELLENT IDEA!!! I’ve had this on repeat for the last couple of minutes switching my hearing to hear either “that’s
valdevia:valdevia:The person who ran next to your car when you were a child.Shoutout to those that never imagined this guy and get really confused when they see everyone agree that they saw them as a kid. My favorite collective hallucination.
shegsybellsshegsybells: emmagraceful: so my baby nephew just pointed at the wireless router and said “what that emmie?” and I said “that’s the internet!” because I didn’t really know how to explain it and then he kissed it the child is
lady-larch: there’s something about a man leaving me pregnant that is so hot i can’t stand it like an ultimate show of his dominance, he’s altering my life forever, ruining my comfort, changing my body to carry his seed, his child eeep
vintagegal: Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power
megarah-moon: “Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great — You have no power
vriksaserket: vriksaserket: i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
When I was younger........ I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms. Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose. Slept with all the stuffed animals as a child so none of them got offended..Had that one pen with
beauafrique: I remember being teased relentlessly throughout my childhood and my teenage life where people would say that because of my skin I’ll never be beautiful enough, they would even recommend skin bleaching products. So as a child I quickly
unclefather:unclefather:It’s weird how many sexual messages I get considering that my header photo is a picture of me as a child after I set my first house fire Like this is literally my header? Why are you horny for me? I did arson at the tender age
scifigrl47:My mother had three pregnancies, and two children. She had a miscarriage, between my brother and I, in that four year span between our births, there was another pregnancy, another child desperately wanted, who didn’t live to term. My mother
So todays my 18th birthday, yay. its been fun so far, though i have the whole weekend to look forward too. i just wish that i could talk to my dad. i know hes in rehab and hes not supposed to have any contact, but im his only child and its my birthday,
bolt-carrier-assembly: A part of my EDC and my favorite child, have some Czech goodness with atypical 75D markings. Happily doubles as my IDPA platform of choice.1____________________________________________________Wow, that’s a picture to be proud
akenya: beauafrique: I remember being teased relentlessly throughout my childhood and my teenage life where people would say that because of my skin I’ll never be beautiful enough, they would even recommend skin bleaching products. So as a child I
scifigrl47: My mother had three pregnancies, and two children. She had a miscarriage, between my brother and I, in that four year span between our births, there was another pregnancy, another child desperately wanted, who didn’t live to term. My
xxxthebigpaybackxxx: My niece Carly had nowhere to turn. My brother and his wife had finally thrown her out. She was always a wild child, but she never grew up and had taken it too far. I hate to call my niece a slut, but truth is that’s exactly
kinkboxer: kcfuckbuddy: It was years with my husbands friends nothing wrong with that! I fucked my best friend’s hotwife and got her pregnant! He is now raising my kid and has no idea it isn’t his child.
shyowl: guslife: sunfl0werpetal: anjunaholic: sexgirlsandtattoos: My wolf child and my self This is seriously perfect I will reblog it every time I see it. But really though holy shit Love that tattoo so similar to my next one!! hippie vibes
nightlock:booty shorts that say “i took my love, i took it down. climbed a mountain and i turned around. and i saw my reflection in the snow covered hills til the landslide brought me down. oh, mirror in the sky, what is love? can the child within my
180mph:Cant wait to ironically raise a child, whenever i see it walking around my home ill be like “Thats my kid lmfao. What the fuck. Why do i have a kid” and laugh my ass off while rolling on the floor laughing
videogamewh0re:I thought it was happening again, like on the train when I had gone out to buy my husband some Christmas presents. Little did I know, that this time it was my husbands brain child. We needed money and my husband had come up with a genuis
interentmofo: so as every child does, i used to call my dad ‘daddy’ and my mom keeps asking me why I don’t call my dad daddy anymore how tf do you explain that to a parent *forever screaming*