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gay-gifs:Here’s the gif of me riding the dildo that I promised you guys. Thanks for the 5000k followers! I’m almost reaching 10.000 followers, when I hit that maybe I post another gif of me riding my big dildo
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So the other day I put this on for work. Thought I could get away with not wearing a bra. I guess not. Although hubby insists that I should go without one. He loves showing me off. It turns him on knowing that other men and women lust after me. If I was
In light of someone I know personally finding my FAKE profile on Bumble made with someone STEALING photos of my face and IMPERSONATING me for their own gain, I just want to say that I do NOT have any sort of dating app or profile. If you see my photos
So..Im starting to get sick of my face and everything else about me. So I think its about time I try and do you know..healthy stuff. Whatever that is . That way I dont have the same old excuse of why I will never have a bf and such. Just like some of
Yeah, so, I may not be gorgeous or stunning or anything like that, but I like these a little bit. I took them a couple of weeks ago, but I wasn’t that confident about them. But people who love me tell me I should be. So…I will.
i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
izstudies: just a friendly reminder that it is summer and there is absolutely nothing wrong with doing fuck all so you’re recharged and chill when school rolls around shatter the false studyblr illusion that you must be productive 24/7, 365 days a
To the anon who messaged me earlier thank you for pointing that out to me, I was unaware of that at the time and have hopefully taken care of it.
karmaaa-aaa: bustnuttington: trying to make me jealous is the worst way of attempting to get my attention because ill just assume you don’t actually like me that much and that you’d be happier w/ someone else so ill leave you alone because i don’t
That makes 4 guys that I’d probs fuck and one girl who said she’d teach me the ropes of women. Jeez I feel like a hoe…
evil-dead-head: I’m so glad that Misfit Monday is back! It’s no secret that I’m a big Star Wars fan, so I thought that that would be a fitting way to go this week. Seeing as how it is Misfit Monday, I thought that I’d let the Sith shine through.
I decided to have a scroll through my me tag for some motivation and inspiration to get back to shooting again, as I think that that would be a very good thing for me. The result will be some older self spam. Hopefully, you all don’t mind.
averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
Me (after discovering they purposely removed my credits): Why did you delete my credits?Person: did what?Me: Why did you delete my credit? [sent photoset directly to them] The person that you reblogged this from retained my credits but in your post you
Drunk me is not prepared to deal with the, surprisingly good, decisions that they have made.
Me, earlier: “I wanna go buy nomsies. But I’d have to log off my creator for that so my Amistr won’t starve. But if I log her off, there’s a chance that when I come back, someone else has shown up at that spot.”Me, now: … Nope. Imma do
iguanamouth: remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you
michaelsexford: what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need
anthonycrowley: funniest thing that happened to me this week was when my entire family drove past a starbucks in order to look for a dunkin donuts that may or may not have been there like the true new england stereotypes we all are
angelwithasquirtgun: I tried to convince my mom that I hadn’t stayed up all night but then she told me that she heard me clapping along to the friends theme song every twenty minutes
*likes a post**in response, tumblr suggestion pop-up shows me four shippy pictures of a pairing I can’t stand even though its not even remotely related to the post I ‘liked’*What did I do to deserve this insult
me: Okay brain, I gotta focus on filling up my queue so I can’t do anything that’s gonna distract me, but I want something to listen to while I do it. Maybe some podcasts or video reviews I don’t have to look at?my brain: Naw. Music.me: Music’s
avatarsnowy: I know that my style of joking with friends involves insults but if I ever say something that actually hurts your feelings even if I was joking and you know I was joking please tell me and I wont say that again because its not fun or funny
foxnewsofficial: i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
That grab that tells me, I am not close enough…that you need to be in me in haste…
do you ever think you’re losing interest in a ship but then there’s like that one piece of fanart or that one fanfic or even that one headcanon post and it’s just like oh hell no, not again.
holy shit holy fucking shit pls tell me what their blog is that was such a tease i’m gonna die holy fuck pls.
socialdegenerate: socialdegenerate: Dude at work tried to tell me that Ancient Greek was derived from Latin. Then he tried to convince me that the entirety of English is based off Latin. Then when I corrected him about a phrase he said was Latin but
blurds: akastahp: HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST FELL OFF LIKE HES NOT EVEN TRYING TO FLY JUST OOPS I FELL me Excuse me. Let me draw your attention to something. That pigeon did not fall. IT WAS PUSHED. I’m dying I was in a meeting the other day
bryantsupreme: I dunno about yall, but if I get ignored enough times, I know how to admit defeat and bow out gracefully. Tbh if I get ignored ONCE, usually thats it for me, 1 and done.. Im not hopeful, my pride won’t allow me to continuously put myself
Bacon & Pancake vs Chinese Food Bacon’s look ( on the right ) : “ Please , can i have a bite of that ?!?!? ” Pancake’s look ( the black one ) : “ Gimme that , or i’ll rip off your hand and eat that too ! ”
Me: so update still not better, I’m quiet, non verbal as soon as I leave work, not making eye contact, completely spacing out…Psych: mmm that sounds like depressionMe:….. that’s why I’m fucking here?
postcard-confessions: “I fear something awful happened to me as a child that I’ve blocked out and that my parents keep from me.”Posted from the PostSecret website.
allcapshalsey: highkey just want a tall boy that’s a little older than me that has brown eyes and dark hair and is nice and socially aware and tells me im beautiful all the time and is kind of mysterious
That feel when you finally go get thrift jeans a size up, and even some of those don’t fit you. So yeah, really should drop weight. Nice to have more than three jeans that fit me though. Now I have six that fit me. Goody.
nerdymelly: People need to realize that when I push them away, it is not because I do not want them in my life; it is because I want them to push back and to show me that what we have is worth fighting for and they aren’t going to give up that easily.
lion-prince: me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??
cockbiteproductions: “all that matters is that u tried ur best” me: *instantly flashes back to every moment i procrastinated and wasted* me: ha hah haahah…… ….. yeah…….. my best……. that is the thing i totally did
I literally just want you to call me and tell me that you still need me
Me being a potato at work. 2014, you were a shit year, but at least I learned a few things. So here. More of my face to be ignored. Yay.
shipperwrit342: girouxtiful: pre-apocalypse: vesticle: AW LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS SO PROUD OF HIMSELF LOOK AT THAT LIL SMILE OMG I CAN JUST FEEL THE HAPPINESS THIS DOG IS BEAUTIFUL OMG Are you fucking kidding me that’s the cutest thing I’ve ever
cuntliflower: lilfingermonkey: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to every drake concert, and kiss you to every beautiful drake song so that you can never listen to take care again without tasting me like blood in your mouth. And
that-btc: kjaxxhammer: You gonna make me nut 😍😍😍 This that try of shit that make me want to cuff a nigga💦🍆
too-pretty-to-die: spooningcaptainamerica: neilpatrickheaven: dadegbert: “how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”
damianmcgintleman:why the fuck do people always remind you that taco bell isn’t real mexican food like do you not think that i know that like do you think i go to taco bell because i think the 16 year old white guy behind the window just made me authentic
eremazing: me: -at my grandmas house, sees an article about a transwoman-me: oh!! thats so nice im so happy for herentire family: that is a MAN!!me:
thebootydiaries: me getting robbed on an elevator: that’s wrong on so many levels haha :) robber: me: robber: me: robber: me: honestly? the fact that u dont appreciate,
thedrawbridgeisclosing: Brandon showing some love. Source
That's that shit that drives me crazy.. And it's all that I've been gettin lately, and it's probably why I'm scared to put the time in, women wanna fuck like their me & I'm them.
resurrection-anti-christ:Cockwarming but you hold my legs open and make me play with my clit, forcing me to cum on you over and over without fucking me
kisbys: me Uploadin a bad Art™: haha don’t worry guys….. this isn’t for real next time ill Draw smthn that’s good me, the next Day, uploading another bad Art™: haha don’t worry guys….. this isn’t for real next time ill Draw smthn that’s
I think that chastity, at least for me, is really gender affirming. More or less completely taking away my ability to get hard, and takes away all sensitivity, making my arousal entirely internal. Idk about other trans gals, but that kinda gives me a
apoyando: me freshman year: omg i want everyone to be my friend!! im gonna be so nice and ima be that person that nobody ever talks shit about!!!!!!me now:
luxxyb: Me: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what
thepayloadmoves: me: time for bed! :-) my adhd ass: remember that thing that you Can’t Get Over? Think about that for 27 minutes and then play on your phone for six hours
Me while watching vol.5 episode 11: *critically dissecting every part and how it holds up to differing paths that they could have taken as well as fixing any characterization flaws I can see*Also me while watching vol.5 episode 11: *Weiss gets impaled*
captoring: blastortoise: Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you there is a component in olives that some people taste
it seems that that one old faberry doodle i drew a while back is going around sorry to say if you’re gonna follow me for glee, you will be highly disappointed ahah :((
TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME i just remembered that song existed and i am so haPpy
