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heloisedevillefort: do you ever suddenly remember that some people actually have perfect vision and don’t wear glasses because they don’t need them and just stare into space for like 10 minutes wondering what that’s like
lolicrafter: inga-na: Actresses + suits LADIES IN SUITS THOUGH
baptisms: actual-noiz: actually noiz and aoba wouldn’t adopt kids, noiz would just buy bunnies from the pet store and that would be their children “noiz what the fuck where did all of these rabbits come from?” “pet store.”
madelezabeth: HHHH IT’S DONE.My half of an art-trade with peanutbummer who wanted Vitri dressing Aoba. Hope this was what you wanted…. :I Maybe it’s not…Maybe you wanted something a little less… lingerie-y. In that respect, I failed.D:
that was probably the most formal message i’ve ever written in my life.
dean-cas-and-teamfreewill: obsessionisawonderfulthing: snarfysees: World’s largest pizza box serves up to 70 people More like 1 people. This is really inspiring actually I came dangerously close to making that my senior quote
femmefatale-rps: daeneryus: SOPHIE WAS PLAYIN AND THEN SEES NATALIE AND MIMICS HER #no one in the world has ever had a bigger girl crush than the one that sophie has on natalie
tokachiku: hardcoreandmetalbitch: One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever. that fucking kid took one for the team
joshxlegend: mrbowtiefly: cherrylipsandcandyeyes: theproblackgirl: 😢 ❤️ 👏🏽 I love how he let him cry, told him, “We cry as men” and didn’t hit him with the whole, “Big boys don’t cry” mess. That was lovely. Phenomenal.
followandreblog: ghdos: rope-an-ole-blue-norther: that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin: tumblinwithhotties: I saw this posted on tumblr and was gonna reblog it…but all the ppl who posted it were kind of mommy blogs…don’t think they’d like to be
pussandboooobs: nessanotarized: jeankd: becuzbacon: coreydrake: This explains so much. It explains everything. EWWWW! Lmao Short niggas always be the fuck boys He smacked his girl up, but he ain’t do that to them niggas that was taking
thepanteranoir: washedgang: sincerelyhowifeel: makeitlikeitwasfanfic: shawtyyyredd: madenbrookland: trappunzelll: versacemon: Can y’all stop cause my momma got a picture just like this 😂😂 Not my mom lol Bruh, this the most accurate
kyriarchy:schmergo:I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because
maarnayeri: These attacks in Charleston is exactly why I don’t like and will never accept Nu Atheist critiques of religion that are devoid of contextualization. Besides the fact that killing people in a place and time of worship is about the most
That moment when Tumblr makes you so awake that you start not to like your sleepin ass friends
karrmennn: petty-pendergrass: onsumnastyshit: golden-browncrown: U better marry her Cutie wit a phat ass booty Omg I remember when y'all roasted her for recording this herself lol Damn, that is a tripod lol
soggymoistmeat: hotephoetips: hotephoetips: prettyboyshyflizzy: this nigga spent 5k putting lambo doors on his girls buick and she not with it at all lmao this nigga took the ceiling out that bitch you ain’t never seen a buick with the butterfly
weaintaboutshit: thighetician: scootsenshi: What is Burger King… like they sell everything and they try to pawn it off cheap… I just wonder how they are still around because I don’t know anybody that actively chooses Burger King 3 pancakes
afatblackfairy: Tbh im like Ron Swanson in the fact that I love breakfast food and that I can eat it any time of the day. If I had the money right now I’d get IHOP since we have no breakfast food to eat in the house besides Thanksgiving leftovers 😷
blackkjoystick: pinkcookiedimples: galaxythegreat: theprincesswashere: liferuining-soulsnatcher: kimreesesdaughter: rikail92: pinkcookiedimples: What’s the shortest and longest y'all sex be lastin? Heard about a guy who lasted six minutes and
mayaminamoto: thefibrodiaries: thefibrodiaries: disabled people buying cute mobility aids, pill boxes, joint braces, etc. are NOT just buying them as a fashion accessory. we need that shit and if we have the option to buy an aid that is pretty as well
thewayistare: pricklypearsmane: Lol it’s crazy looking thru the notes and seeing all the conservatives and ‘Boot Strap Bills’ going ‘Oh 55 hours a week? That’s NOTHING, ask any tradesmen! I knew a guy who worked 70 hours every week!’ I work
trappedsou11: hennypendergrass: dangerouslykea: blackgirlsreverything: 😂😂😂 Lmfao!!!! Lmao 😂 Dawg 😭😭😭 Perhaps he meant that men don’t catch hell for fucking on the first date like women do, but based on his reaction
westafricanbaby: gahdamnpunk: Lmfaoooo the irony 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 casually reminding him that he is still a negro.
lordstark: lordstark: shout out to people on tumblr with no squads or group chats with weird names or people who just don’t get messages. the internet is a strange place i hope you can all still enjoy yourselves & if not u are not alone! and
that,s it son get that tongue all the way in my pussy
taiyari: I listened to that song and thought Optimus would like it, and that after some time on Earth he would relax much more and become pretty comfortable, specially with Sari, to the point she’s the only one with whom he dances and hums sometimes.I
chrismcfeely: spankzilla85: Botcon sketches, part 1! Krulos from Dino Riders, man, that’s getting deep into the Welker resume!
if-green: Pictrues of button that I’m going to sell in Dojinshi fair on this weekend.(I’m sorry that I’m not good at English!! X(
sugarkillsall: I’ve been seeing a lot of dapper Sans drawings and while I love it let’s be real here, the closest thing that poor guy owns to a good outfit would be a crappy tuxedo shirt. So heres Sans ready for a date. Hey, he’s trying and that’s
classyvoidsinner: jmbad-art: Haven’t had time to post this piece since Animazement (I finished it right before) I had an amazing time guys - thanks to all that bought or otherwise enjoyed this piece!!! I’ll be selling it again next year
mattsmcgorry: does anyone else get really anxious when the cashier hands you change and you’re hurriedly putting it away in your wallet so that the next customer in line can proceed or is that just me
isobelstevenz: Favourite Movie Couples - Jack Dawson and Rose DeWitt Bukater But now you know there was a man named Jack Dawson and that he saved me in every way that a person can be saved.
bloodbending: have u ever hiccuped once? like only one time. and then just waited for the inevitable onslaught of hiccups that usually follow but nothing happens? that just happened to me…what kind of bullshit
lauriejuspeczyk: If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.
starvedstar: sunflowersanddaffodils: seerofsarcasm: ramshackleknight: spooky-je: do you guys ever just hate that feeling when you realize that you’ve become the third wheel in a friendship and the only way to get people to really notice you is
That’s all that matters ;)
nixtevs-hugo-boss:this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort”
ashleyw0224:chicagosfinest2021:And there it is.Men actually ADMITTING that they realize a lot of men are fully aware that they are generally unlikeable, have little substance and little to offer a woman in a relationship. They’re also admitting
instahot: you know that quiet girl in class? yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr
edwoodthegrey: Summer Ball 2K13 because I’m not gay, but if I was gay. This guy. I’m just saying. He’s looks like me, but super pretty and not at all surly. I’m frequently told that when I’m not smiling, I look bitter and
tastefullyoffensive: [professordoom] “Two Tyrannosaurus Rex fighting over a watermelon” do you even hear yourself? That’s rexist.
“That’s what interests me about The Doctor because, actually, look at the blood on the man’s hands. 900 years, countless very selfish choices, and he’s literally blown planets up. His own race, you know, that’s all on his hands. Which is why
“That’s all you’re getting?” asked Mr. Crude. “I thought you wanted some snacks.”Sabrina smiled and replied, “You’re my snack, old man.”“If that’s true, why did you get a Diet Coke?”“You know how hot I get when I’m with you!
mesogeios: “Some things could only be written in a foreign language; they are not lost in translation, but conceived by it. Foreign verbs of motion could be the only ways of transporting the ashes of familial memory. After all, a foreign language is
rabbivole: temuna: this is lazlo, he’s got the snuffles and is really mad that nobody is patting him. he meowed his lil voice hoarse. oh my god this poor weird cat Sounds like a crow.
das-uberchicken: worksofwalt: Okay. So there’s a theory out there about this movie that I’m going to throw out to you all. I’m not sure I agree with it, but at the same time, I’m not sure I don’t. It really makes a lot of sense if you think
bout to sound hella conceited, but boys are so lucky girls exist because honestly girls are just like so pretty and look so freaking good all the time without even trying ifff a boy looks good like he needs to try really hard like they’re just
that's not pee, that's squirt
That moment after watching a new episode of Korra where you rewatch it a dozen times hoping that it will ease the pain of waiting a week for another one
baddiebey: when u go to see if somebody replied to u and u see that u was the one that never replied
Last night my boyfriend told me that I should buy a kitchen scale (like the little ones you use to weigh food) so I could weigh my boobs 😑 I told him that I think like 20 lbs of my weight is my boobs and he goes, “Yeah probably, they’re heavy
elasticitymudflap: OKAY SOo from what research i’ve have done i’ve learned that the only colour variant of sapphire that isn’t referred to as a “sapphire” is red, being a ruby, however there is a rare pink/orange variant of sapphire called
all-blues: X, X by スシオグミカンパニー
lotolle: olort: il-tenore-regina: pallet-town-julie-brown: yoncehaunted: *SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS* I A M F U C K I N G S C R E A M I N G That was intense. That was the best thing I’ve ever read.
pthalocy: reconguista: fetalpile: rasec-wizzlbang: did-you-kno: If a catastrophe caused the Internet to crash, there are 7 people in the world who have keycards that can reboot the system when all 7 keys are used together. Source It’s getting
that one apple was better than all the food in the entire hospital
that-was-anticlimactic: sk8 headcanons because i am Bored autistic langa likes frozen fruit a lot—strawberries are his favorite—because he likes the cool texture reki has lip freckles that really stand out after he’s been in the sun a lot ! there’s
mobble: THAT FRIEND THAT TURNS EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SAY INTO A SEXUAL INNUENDO
i start to question my love for food when my mom comes back home from shopping and gives my sister some small perfumes and then gives me a bag of fresh french bread that i then proceed to hug close in happiness
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