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Totally Spies | Zero to HeroAn episode I’d never seen before that @absqrst recommended to me. Nerdy waiter finds a muscle serum lying on the ground from one of the spies enemies and grows into a buff stud/ I particularly love how his outfit becomes

makinghimadaddy: “Pfft, take that condom off. This pretty pussy is a no-barriers-allowed fuckhole. Am I on the pill? Uh, sure, totally,….”She smiled to herself. A ittle white lie was a small price to pay for his thick potent cream in her

meinmyplace: “Most girls will lie and tell you that they don’t have a type. I totally do: creative, neurotic, sensitive, Jewish boys without a real job. They’re the best.” WOW… see more here ALSO, I’LL BE IN MIAMI JANUARY 2ND, 3RD,

vidstomakeyourdicksore: Damn, that is one sexy guy. I can’t lie, facial hair totally does it for me. Although it helps that he has a nice cock. And that I wouldn’t mind burying my face in his pubes ;) I would love to blow this guy, having his hot

mrandlittlemiss: queencleopatrasfantasies: I’m not gonna lie… I totally want this right now. Unf! That can be arranged little one MR

bassdropcrinklesnitch: #Do you think when Dean rolled up in his big black car #with his big stupid grin that received Sass in return #that Nora thought he was Steve’s ex? #I totally do

torment-is-romantic: muirin007: potterheadschamber: heliumtaxihometome: 20 Historic Black and White Photos Colorized This is beautiful. You are lying to yourself if you don’t think that Nikola Tesla was a total babe. I guess you could say that

bullroyalty: I would be lying if I didn’t say how much we like MILFs with a Phat Ass, especially ones that a - Squirt, b - deepthroat, and c - take black cock up the ass. This was our first encounter with this one, she turned out to be a total black

ourholestory: daddy could so use this, baby. -D Not going to lie, I think that this would feel totally amazing.

bedroomdaydreams: I was lying in my bed almost fully nude and my father was pulling my panties off. As he was getting me totally nude all I could think was, “oh my god I cannot believe I am about to have sex with my father!” It was something that

straightalphamen: I’m not gonna lie, i would totally suck his dick while he was standing like that! HA!

lindowyn replied to your post: In a weird twist of events, I’m going to be hooked…IV lounge? yikes. Hope everything works out. :/Sounds scarier than it is.That’s a complete lie, but no, seriously, the IV lounge part is totally chill. They ran

I sure do love watching my health deteriorate while all of the potential helps are unreachable thanks to psych problems.It wouldn’t be so bad (that is a lie), except that was where I was the last time I talked to the doctor I have to talk to in the

I want to die I want to die I want to die.I can’t die because my best friend’s friends keep dropping dead all around her and I promised I’d always be there.I was lying the last time I said that. This time I meant it. I am not allowed to die.I want

ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me

That awkward moment when Gerard Way says he can't act but he's totally lying.

sabrehorns: “I know I said it would never happen again .. that it was totally wrong what I did last time you were here … but honestly … I lied … ”

baconmane: ponytimewith-twilightandspike: muirin007: potterheadschamber: heliumtaxihometome: 20 Historic Black and White Photos Colorized This is beautiful. You are lying to yourself if you don’t think that Nikola Tesla was a total babe. I

perversionsofjustice: sparklesblue: chubbs-mcgee: hot4men: Oh so aggressive Randy! Mmm You are lying if you say you don’t love this gifset Yup, this is PG folks! That mic looks so much like a dildo to me right now. It totally looks like he’s

mysexualhaven: Now that’s an Anal Induced Squirt!!!! Her moans and that rasp in her voice, FUCK! I can totally watch this over and over again. Not gonna lie, totally want to cum watching this

15 Things You Were Taught In School That Are Total Lies

jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me

Watching Captain America.

thorinsexenshield:kilisdeliveryservice: kili’s delivery service I SPAT

jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me

bumbleshark: what a dickhead

tuherrus:so i was thinking about taako’s aunt and started rolling down the hill of found family feelings

nerdygeekchick: #Rule 1: The Doctor lies

jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me

torment-is-romantic: muirin007: potterheadschamber: heliumtaxihometome: 20 Historic Black and White Photos Colorized This is beautiful. You are lying to yourself if you don’t think that Nikola Tesla was a total babe. I guess you could say that

noyoucommoner: moni158: vrihedd: “All you believe is a lie, because Master of wings is a Titan”Total AU, sorry for that Yes this would actually be the biggest plot twist ever, like erwin could actually be the leader and mastermind behind

jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me

jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me

sadistic-waffles:muirin007: potterheadschamber: heliumtaxihometome: 20 Historic Black and White Photos Colorized This is beautiful. You are lying to yourself if you don’t think that Nikola Tesla was a total babe. I guess you could say that his

jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me

jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me

jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me

jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me

bullroyalty: I would be lying if I didn’t say how much we like MILFs with a Phat Ass, especially ones that a - Squirt, b - deepthroat, and c - take black cock up the ass. This was our first encounter with this one, she turned out to be a total black

bullroyalty: I would be lying if I didn’t say how much we like MILFs with a Phat Ass, especially ones that a - Squirt, b - deepthroat, and c - take black cock up the ass. This was our first encounter with this one, she turned out to be a total black

derekisme-second-cumming: ling0n: Fuck that’s hot. Watch her hand holding the leash. Her firm grip of his cock. Her strict instructions. Focus, boy. I can totally see myself in this. Lying there with a plan, in full control, while he’s so horny he

jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me

vegan-queer: Holiday shopping is never stressful with my love. Ok, that’s a total lie- but we reward ourselves with thai food.

I’m feeling hella cute and fucking sexy. As in fuck me. Also I miss my boyfriend. Totally natural right. Not like we would go all the way, but lying in bed making out would be nice. Not like there’s a chance of that happening anytime soon

garyfrakingoak: Not going to lie, this is kinda badass but in that case it CAN’T be Ash’s Pikachu, must be that other copy cat Sparky. That’s totally Pikachu, he’s pure badass material.

Omg I totally lied to this POT bc I didn’t want to FT him and told him that I’m in class and he bought it because he’s high. 😅😅😅 Omg I’m also dumb for saying that I’m in class but he’s more dumb for buying

la-diablareina: Omg I totally lied to this POT bc I didn’t want to FT him and told him that I’m in class and he bought it because he’s high. 😅😅😅 Omg I’m also dumb for saying that I’m in class but he’s more dumb for buying it

br0b8: He’s a total horndog and his girlfriend has no idea. I mean, maybe she does. Maybe he lies to me about her like he lies to her about me. He says she doesn’t want to fuck as much as he does, that he needs it at least once a day, and that’s

jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me

jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me

bullroyalty: I would be lying if I didn’t say how much we like MILFs with a Phat Ass, especially ones that a - Squirt, b - deepthroat, and c - take black cock up the ass. This was our first encounter with this one, she turned out to be a total black

morebottomboys: cutestboyass: This is how an ass should be presented to it’s admirer. Don’t just lie flat, put some effort to make that curve if you want attention.Follow for more cute boy asses: http://cutestboyass.tumblr.com Yes. Totally.

colorslashform: This is what they call a San Francisco Stretch I’m lying. That’s something I made up. It sounds right though, don’t it? Start at the front and end up at the butt. SF. Yeah. It totally works.

It’s great to find out that 11 years of your life were a complete and total lie.

fumblingtowardecstasy: ling0n: Fuck that’s hot. Watch her hand holding the leash. Her firm grip of his cock. Her strict instructions. Focus, boy. I can totally see myself in this. Lying there with a plan, in full control, while he’s so horny he

patriot-beef: He trains to crush the opposition. Once his opponent is lying on the ground, he slips his cock into the dude’s girl (“Don’t know what a hot chick like you was doing with that loser.”) to mark his victory as complete and total. “Are

cotetr: -Will we get to meet him soon?-Not yet, he is not ready to learn that I’m made of two little gay gemsWait, what do you mean that’s not how the episode went???

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stoneyflake:I said that I was going out for the afternoon and just mentioned that the cellar door wasn't locked. Total lie, of course, but it made for some fantastic secret movies.

when u first look at miku’s append outfit you’re like “oh that looks p simple it shouldn’t be too hard to draw” but then a second glance and it is

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