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That’s right, I want you to eat your load for me. Jerk that little useless thing you call a dick and spurt out delicious cummies for you to slurp down.I’m going to turn you into my personal cum junkie and force you to eat it every time for me.you’d
carmessi: Patreon reward of march, Date pic 16, Simon finally can get his hand on that booty =P support me on patreon https://www.patreon.com/carmessi?ty=h Get it simon! That ass is no joke!
rivaliant: I made a thing Wow! That is a big butt!
supertitoblog: Here’s a brand new ST Babe and MILF Meet…..“Mary Dickson” She is based of a woman I saw at work a couple of weeks ago and I just had to make a character out of her. I know for sure that that woman was a school teacher because
That’s what sucks about thanksgiving, the food. And that’s what sad is you know exactly what I mean.
It's not so much that I'm really slutty...
That moment when
That’s really funny. You broke up with me because I wasn’t dominant enough for you: I wouldn’t share you around, and I let you cum too often. Who the hell thinks once a month is too many orgasms? But whatever, that’s your thing, so you dumped
honestly now that I’m back home in the US my depression is creeping in ways that just didn’t happen in Europe. I think it’s because of my living situation and feeling stuck in a box and because my everyday interactions not being as
psa reminder, the amount of skin you show does not equal how much body confidence you have, nor that you need to prove your confidence that it’s ok to be modest like it’s ok to be nude
kf2-art-things: You know the thing fandoms do where they take a character (usually the protagonist) and You know what I’m talkin bout
That’s it that’s the process
nynjee: winter-is-coming-for-hitler: Why is everyone freaking out about Nicki/Taylor thing? all that happened was:nicki: racism!taylor: sexism?nicki: no, racism.then the media was just like:media: NICKI MINAJ AND TAYLOR SWIFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH IN
This was the moment that started it all—their story, their lives, their love, and their goodbye. (x)
Sometimes I desperately want one of those soft girly faces but then I remember I kinda look like an alien hybrid thing so that’s ok I guess?
i need to do a thing
brainnsss-nom: nervousrex: thefrogman: The Frilled Lizard taking a leisurely stroll. just doing its thing nbd, nbd I’m on the right track, baby, I was born this way~
yesterdayisadisgrace: OMG THERE WAS A HUGE STORM WHERE I LIVE AND A TREE FELL SO I SENT A PICTURE IN TO THE NEWS ‘CAUSE THEY ASK FOR THAT KIND OF SHIT AND I DON’T SORT MY PICTURES INTO FOLDERS AND I ACCIDENTLY SENT THEM THIS:
gunmetals: you know that one tumblr powerpoint someone made a few months ago about satiation slowly changing the way you perceive humor until at some point you transcend humor altogether and someday we as a society will find only magnified jpeg images
flynnscifi: flynnscifi: this dio guy cant be that bad its amazing how much your opinion can change in 37 minutes
irlocelot: irlocelot: GUESS WHO’S PREORDERING MGSV SOON you ever fuck up so bad that you post your yearbook photo from 2005 instead of a reaction image
inthetags:reblog and put in the tags a dumb thing you have memorized
mclennonyaoi:bungerc0re:mclennonyaoi:love saying i’ve been getting really into mundane normal things as if they’re a new undiscovered hobby. been getting really into pudding cups lately.been getting really into Beatles yaoi recently sure. why not.
That moment when:[6:46:18] エレメス: Getting to laugh at Aoba’s attempts to be a top[6:48:45] Michael Alexsander George: *humms*I think that is when we’ll get to the point of ductape and wall asking if high on DMMD.
bigstupidbaby: losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire universe
schmergo:schmergo:I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because
squidgybuttblog: dragonlordoferebor: was-that-a-pun: benedictsbanana: leonawriter: skinnysanity: The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one. #’I NEED AN ADULT’ #’SHIT I AM AN ADULT’ #’I NEED AN
letmecastaspellforyou: ouyangdan: blackhorseandthecherrytree: nourgelitnius: tofixtheshadows: It’s come to my attention that I have not yet made a post about Farmer’s Market Hot™. Farmer’s Market Hot is a specific kind of aesthetic that
Things that have happened in my first week of teaching fifth grade social studies at an IB world middle school
daddykinkskywalker:quitting my job to become a full time knight of ren, thats right i’m gonna just stand around looking all cool and goth and hope nobody notices i’m not doing a damn thing
Wipe that smile off your face (RusAme)
h1ryndrsn:phlynn: Real life Simpsons intro the weirdest thing i have ever watched Best thing ever.
Most songs by the Ink Spots seem to go like this: *westerny guitar intro* *guy sings the song* *deep-voiced guy does spoken rendition of the song* *chorus* *end* Not saying that’s bad or anything, just something I’ve noticed.
Things Silent Hill Has Taught Me
thats just something else (thats a good thing :D )
abrahadabra66: dark-potatoh: claratopotato: tomascrescent: thatrainspice: corinneduyvis: shemightbeafaerie: skellyskellymunster: trippingoverthings: rainydayscoffeeandbooks: Girl of crows and roses. omfg. That’s the prettiest thing ever. The
Things that make me uncomfortable.
things to consider when making an oc
things that will never fail to make me cry:fun.’s the gamblershinee’s like a fire performance @tokyo domekouao
that video got me so fucked
so i just found out docking is a thing and i want to die
kyriarchy:schmergo:I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because
gracekraft:“Opal’s Day Off” - Steven Universe #8Now that things have calmed down a little after the Stevenbomb, here is my 4th guest comic for the Steven Universe comic from boomstudios! This one definitely has to be my favorite out of
fuckblink182: callingallcaptainsband: This is the album that turned so many of us into pop punk kids this is the album that changed the world
so instead of working on this paper, I was just thinking that when I get to my goal weight, I’d like for you to fuck me in the laundry room. like, just because.
You wear fine things well
Things you don’t have to apologize for
Wait, they’re turtles that talk like teenagers and they know karate and now they’re playing saxophones and singing about pizzas? - Mom
I can tell I’m still young because I just mixed rum and Gatorade and its not that bad.
Things that give me anxiety
sucha-retardis: sucha-retardis: what’s the best thing about living in switzerland well the flag is a big plus
danegan: chibstelford: yourstarcolouredeyes: bwarch: zio-masada: This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have
Things women shouldn't have to apologize for:
han-lifts: goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do
important things i need to draw before homestuck ends : - a lyricstuck (i have 3-4 songs with ideas in my head, if i do at least one i’ll be happy)- my humanstuck designs- ancestor art- a photoset of the girls- more Nepeta- a small animation
Things that I do in little space
kiracles: My favorite thing about the Homestuck fandom is how amused we are about things calling us terrible. A picture of someone blacklisting the word “Homestuck” for 4/13? Hilarious. Reblogged. A rant talking about how Homestuck is the worst
that didn’t go too well
that-gay-horse: so yea i have actually been thinking about it and kari might be ignored in that cuddle sandwich thing so it might not be the best idea hint hint wink wink but i can say that because forever is never on tumblr anymore OH OH OKAY YEAH