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girlofsomanyfandoms: bewbin: imma-just-go: bewbin: ive been trying to get this bottle open for 5 minutes. So i thought i’d take a picture to commemorate the event That might be easier with shark teeth STILL NOT OPENING why do you casually
obliviator: is that shrek font
niallimlegal: the white house released this video on sexual assault that actually targets men, telling them not to rape, rather than telling women not to be raped. please watch this.
blue-eyed-hanji: this was the greatest movie ever and nothing you say can change that
whoops this blog needs more art so have some Lapidot cuddles - Lapis is a very affectionate sort that likes to lie down in her partners’ laps no matter their size
cartoonyafterdark: whoops this blog needs more art so have some Lapidot cuddles - Lapis is a very affectionate sort that likes to lie down in her partners’ laps no matter their size
Nothing gets past her. That goes for lies and subtext
Someone sent me an ask saying that I was lying about my interent being slow as an excuse for not updating, so let the record show, my internet is donkey ball sacs. Jeff underwear vid to be up shortly
The towel picThanks for the submission, thats a great VPL
miracleroad: Please share, like and subscribe!and… Comment!Well, no one lost an arm, sorry for disappointing you guys. I don’t believe in violence… okay, that was as lie. Violence is coming…if you like my work please support me on Patreon! www.patreon.co
micoba: Those drugs you’ve asked him about? Yeah that was a lie, he doesn’t sell them. But considering how you little sluts are dressed he has something you’ll find rather addictive and he’s about to give you a few free samples.
wardengrey: Aesthetique ™ you’re not a true cool kid until you draw on graph paper or on overlapping sticky notes. You’ve taken pics of your sketchbook next to an aloe or cactus plant at some point. The Fanartist That one artist pretty much
I think I forgot to mention that I’m at a con this weekend.I’m at a con this weekend.
rafi-dangelo: (Twitter) President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake. A. Cake. This is real life. Cutting the cake with a sword just proves that he’s Joffrey.
skottyboy1 replied to your photoset “Right you are” Ok whatsa, We now that’s you, you can stop cropping yourself out of the picture now. Shh, no, it’s anon-pony, and you can’t prove otherwise
Proof that Americans are lying about their sexual desires
2manykeys:I want to convince myself I’ve drawn anything this month but that’s a lie
yamasmut: Elias statsAge: Older than most other students on campus Height: 6′2″ Weight: 210lbs Dick: He claims 10″ but that’s a lie
jukeboxemcsa: When she heard Alice snap her fingers, Lisa only just had enough time to register that she was lying naked on the bed before her roommate smiled and opened up her fist to allow the pendant to drop into a slow, lazy swing at the end of the
the-small-penis-hangout:I surely wouldn’t kid about something as serious as having a small dick. I wish I could tell you I had a monster cock, but that would be lying big time.
subbii2: Also, update: I still possess hips that do not lie. Or something.
it's all lies
There’s this guy at my school who’s just the perfect resemblance of a younger Haruma Miura and I use to have a crush on him until I noticed that he is such an asshole and every time I see his face I die a little inside because how can you
I AM SO SO SORRY. I JUST. I literally just scrolled through the Seto Koji tag for like forever. ITS BEEN THREE HOURS AND IM STILL SCROLLING OK. I HAVE A PROBLEM. MY BLOG LOOKS AS IF ITS DEDICATED TO HIM ITS THAT BAD. Ok this won’t do. Its 1am and
gongyoop-deactivated20170703: hips that don’t lie
tokomon: my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”
infinite has lied to us
kafkai: dilated: I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise. And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me
he's lying to u girl
I just found out that my gecko’s tail works on my phone's touch screen, so I'm gonna let her make a text post and let autocorrect interpret her words.
kittenfossils: hacksign: clalish: hacksign: “i misread the post” no shade but it was like a sentence long and you kept arguing with multiple ppl and it didn’t dawn on you to re-read the post. Tell Another Lie. Please @ me next time you ugly
spooky-nuke-shit: adroitpalaver: roskii: letsnotbeskeletons: the spiderverse crew saying they gave doc ock wrinkles and crows feet to make her look “horrible” is pretty yikes but imagine fucking up that badly. imagine trying to design an ugly
pythosart: I said I got it out of my system. That was a lie. See, what I meant to draw was an Art-Nouveu-style GLaDOS pinup, but as we all know, what I want to draw and what I end up drawing are almost never the same. In this case I’m going to blame
angstyourwayin: I’m not going to lie. I blame it all on the Kink Meme ): Especially this prompt. The Corporal pole dancing is my new favourite thing.
alrightanakin: If you’re ever somewhere past closing time and an employee says “it’s no problem take your time :)” they’re lying through their fucking teeth it is 100% a Problem and you need to go
anawinkaro: bismuth: PEARL - Oh Steeeeeeeeven, would you mind helping me find my cellular phone? steben - why the fuck have you been lying to me my entire life, pearl? XDD
kingsmitty55: aliyuh: They said this was Maury’s cameraman 😂 You said ball is life. The police determined that was a lie
bogleech:depsidase:that would be gross not because there’s anything wrong with eating insects but because ants supposedly just taste like pure citrus
vergak:vergak:I’m a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don’t want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that’s lying and I don’t like liars.
the-sublime-life:EVERY TIME I SAID NO HOMO WAS A LIE
flatsound: sorry you haven’t seen much of me lately it’s just that everything in the whole world is overwhelming
slumberblues: littleshebear: zomnic-zenyatta: destinywaits: ask-tevis-nightstalker: shaxxon-shaxxoff: Lord Shaxx says we couldn’t handle the story of how he lost his horn but I bet that’s a lie and really he got caught in a doorway and it fell
amorti-piu: We met a friend for lunch. On the drive home my girl asked me if she could put me in her mouth while I was driving. I thought about it for a moment, (that’s a lie. What man would have to think about it?) I loosened my belt to let her in
havanapitbull:theres this guy on youtube who just gets stung by increasingly deadly/painful insects and the videos are like 5 minutes of him getting psyched up to sting himself and then 10 minutes of him lying on the ground shrieking in agony
nitrodraws: aaaand here’s Tawna in a catsuit that I had lying around, cus Teer asked
goldenheartedrose: forgottendance: laurasneckbite: theblacklittlemermaid: adventuresofcesium: steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep: i-am-a-cloud: So I just found out that Laverne Cox has an identical twin brother, who played pre-transition Sophia in
Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.
jxnc: some of yall dudes look like this in ya selfies and that’s no lie
unpicasso: unpicasso: probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge
chief-sosa-yeezus: yourownkathleen: Eye-witness account. And he’s white. Will they still say that he’s lying???
jadelyn: unpicasso: probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge
