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titansdaughter: 1.08 Fromage | 2.03 Hassun“I like that. ‘Professional curiosity.’ It seems so…indifferent. Unless you look like you’re lying when you say it.”
toptierwaifu: most people think that anīme is derived from the word animation but it is actually from the latin root anim meaning life or soul because when you watch anime thats what it devours
brilliantpanda: i like mass effect because… it tells you that everyone’s important, that no one’s too small or worthless to save, and you can kiss aliens
pepperonideluxe: A comic about Seagulls.If you feel like this comic doesn’t accurately represent you, and that you personally don’t act like this, good. That means this comic isn’t about you. If you DO act like this, and are working on a counter
thechanelmuse: misstaylorsaid: thechanelmuse: Laurence Fishburne talks black-ish with Rosie Perez and Whoopi Goldberg He unapologetically went in and Rosie wasn’t ready lmaoo. Rosie was giving that, “you can’t say that in front of white folks,”
randomness-is-epic:circumcisions:procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due that’s what i call talent
I NOTICED YOU POSTING PICS OF THAT BATHBOMB BUT WASN'T NO WASHCLOTHS AT THE EDGE OF THAT TUB
list of just a few of the jokes and vernacular that originated from black people that y’all appropriated and decided to make into Everyone Memes
timecurry: hellohelbig: justindonuts: lets-get-krunk: “I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean” an autobiography “Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out” a sequel “Now that I’m out,
spookykatsu: flockaflex: doing the dishes and having to touch soggy/wet food THAT FACE IS BEYOND EXPLAINABLE IN ITS ACCURACY
11-11-1992: itcouldallbesosimple: chrissongzzz: Wow………. That is deep. my Youtube Channel - chris songz tv That cut deeeeep 😩😩😩😩😩 Smh
lonniiii: kingofhispaniola: demho3zhatinq: kicksthatfly: And here I am trying to get an education 😂😭 Sign me up now My brother saw his friend post this and he was like this nigga is lying so he did his own research and welppp it’s true
futureblackpolitician: rudelyfe: thesickestsinner: heyblackrose: I am crying klancestors @rudelyfe bruh…. Greatness She needs to coin that term before somebody takes that
onetimeforyamind: Ya #mcm a asshole and hella aggressive and you like that but he only act like that to mask how insecure you find him to be later
lofty-vanguard: sonoanthony: niggas are not mad that you a hoe, they mad that you not a hoe with them Pure factsBecause if you was swallowing his kids he wouldn’t be tripping
saintlaurentgirl: *me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it Flavored corn liquor. 100+ proof grape juice that looks and tastes like grape juice. Drank half a fifth like water and paid for
forcewakens: Don’t ever forget that Arden Cho did THAT.
prominent-nipple: United States, you said that Naziism was un-American. But your long winded history of influencing, supporting and financing Naziism through back door political structures of white supremacy has determined that was a lie.
chunty: backdoorteenmom: jennamaroney: list of things she did: 1. that She just lied to their face that they’re not getting the drink. But then she gave it. Ruthless
A message to tumblr……the note from your CEO about changing the content policy says that your actions were done “out of love.” Respectfully speaking, that is a lie. Your actions were done out of fear of becoming irrelevant and protecting
degradedsissy1: That moment when, lying there, made up like a girl, wearing stockings high heels and girlie clothes, you realise that you’ve been bred, as your loins are awash with a man’s semen as droplets drool out. You’ve been done like bitch.
fangirlingmanaged: rodham: For those of you telling people that shelters are asking for I.Ds or immigration papers: THAT’S A LIE. Please stop spreading misinformation. If you don’t live in Houston, you need to double and then triple check your
tracingbackjordan: durbikins: I tried this on a female before. She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?” *tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again
death-by-lulz: you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover
titansdaughter: InStyle: But just imagine that you’re lying in bed with a girl. Then you’ll have to show that you’re a strong man. Kit: Wrong. I’ll just tell the girl to kill the spider. Women have more backbone than men anyway. (x)
horanaroundtheworld: underthelightsx1d: Remember how we were told that Niall originally had the green one-peice, but asked Zayn to trade because of the irish jokes… that was a lie. I found the real reason he wanted to trade. My favorite thing about
builtbybeans: It’s ridiculous that people think talking to a farmer who tells you their animals are treated well makes it ok to eat animal products. SeaWorld tells everyone their animals are happy and healthy too, but we all know that’s a lie. They’re
rodham: For those of you telling people that shelters are asking for I.Ds or immigration papers: THAT’S A LIE. Please stop spreading misinformation. If you don’t live in Houston, you need to double and then triple check your sources and make sure
Formless shapes in the darkness. We are as harmless as the thoughts in our heads. Drinking poison and chewing on concrete, burning holes in the sheets on our beds. And we think that the world is alright and that’s a lie.
Take my heart I’m surrounded by these four motel room walls, Surrounded by these obligations Take my heart to where it lies awake in fantasy Wildflower meadows Full of fairy tale ghettos I wash my eyes and mind In ancient words of comfort I’m
did-you-kno: Studies have shown that children that excel at lying tend to become successful adults. Source
silver-tongues-blog: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT THAT THAT IS JUST LIES AND CRUSHED DREAMS
overwatchgarbage:unclefather:I just got a message that said “sorry I was just getting my dick sucked while playing overwatch XD lol” and I know for a FACT that’s a lie because people who play overwatch don’t get their dicks sucked. They suck the
repressedslacker: I wish you knew that I know that you’re lying.
sixpenceee: did you ever become friends with someone so beautiful? and then they started telling you about the douchebags in their lives that did horrible things to them, like cheat and lie. and the only thing running through your mind is “who would
femburton: fonzworthcutlass: Everybody knows that one person that’s always lying on what they own I found him lmao bless him
malcolmxnetwork: They call me “a teacher, a fomenter of violence.” I would say point blank, “That is a lie. I’m not for wanton violence, I’m for justice.” I feel that if white people were attacked by Negroes — if the forces of law prove
meantolittlegirls: dontgetwisewithme:Put her in little space. Baby her. Care for her. Then reach into her panties and tell her daddy isn’t going to hurt her. It’s that last little lie that makes this even better
dovvisetrepla: kafkai:dilated: I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise. And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me That is my life
imagine-only-avengers: Natasha: Did you do anything fun Saturday night?Steve: Well, all the guys from my barbershop quartet are dead, so, no, not really.Natasha: Hum… That’s funny.Steve: What is funny?Natasha: The fact that you’re lying me. I
mayormills: that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet
petrichorlore: tenyeardrunks: #slytherins aren’t evil #slytherins are self-serving #slytherins are loyal to what is THEIRS and theirs alone #if the fact that narcissa malfoy #a slytherin #will LIE to the dark lord about his greatest foe being
redbloodedamerica: The Media Love Mass Shootings, Hate Covering Heroes A couple months ago I did a video called “The Media Loves Mass Shootings.” Now that video was met with huge resistance from the media claiming that I was lying, I was making
anna-rexia: it’s funny how people always think that they can lie to me. i’m not that stupid lol. i find out everything.
You probably thought that you’d break my heartYou probably thought that you’d make me cryBut baby it’s okayI swear it’s okayCause I know everything.
fatbruja: fat girl: wow it sucks that everyone looks down on my body type :/ loser ass dude: thats not true…i would use you for sex
redbonegoddesses: Light skinned and/or mixed race black women are the most beautiful women on Earth. I know that it’s not politically correct to say that but why lie?
paintgod: “When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me lying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard, it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I’m a little piece in a big,
hirxeth: “I had eyes that cut through lies, I had lungs that breathed eternity.” Byzantium (2012) dir. Neil Jordan
validx2: fonzworthcutlass: Everybody knows that one person that’s always lying on what they own I found him lmao Uuum oh my god
omercifulheaves:olvaheinerthewatcher:Lies of P (TBA) “We’re doing a game that’s a grimdark adaptation of Pinocchio.”Me: Ugh.“It’s basically going to be Bloodborne but with creepy automatons.”Me: …you son of a bitch, I’m in.
paintgod: “When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me lying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard, it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I’m a little piece in a big, big
stopwhitepeopleforever:White gays: Blacks aren’t that cute + they disappear in the dark lolWhite Gays: Asians can’t topWhite Gays: Call me Sheniqua that’s my inner black womanWhite Gays: Mexicans are cute, but like, only Enrique Iglesias types no
norest4thaweary: suprchnk: norest4thaweary: suprchnk: gluten-free-pussy: Growing up means realizing that Sonic games are just fucking terrible and if you think otherwise, that’s nostalgia lying to you imagine putting an opinion so violently incorrect
jen-iii: “Don’t Worry, With each hit she gets stronger. She uses that energy to fight back! That’s what makes her special.” Hot hot tater tot stole my heart all over again this episode
cotetr: -Will we get to meet him soon?-Not yet, he is not ready to learn that I’m made of two little gay gemsWait, what do you mean that’s not how the episode went???
asynca: himynameisleo replied to your photo “The mystery of the thigh strap and what Widow is hiding under the…” that’s a lie, we all know that is where she keeps her kazoo I GIGGLESNORTED
valykas: love-phd: boredpanda: Perfect Handwriting Examples That’ll Give You An Eyegasm The last one <3 About the only time I got an erection from looking through tumblr (that’s a lie, but you get it)
clementinevonradics: grajing: clementinevonradics: This grown man just sent me an email to tell me that I’m lying about getting catcalled, because I’m too ugly for men to pay attention to me.That’s insulting and demeaning, but also can we stop
