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jadelyn: unpicasso: probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge
mediumsizedboy: sweethoneysempai: mediumsizedboy: The red pointed “hat” on a gnomes head is actually a venoumous stinger That’s a lie, I’m touching the point of the hat right now and Rest in Fucking Pease…
I could do one chore now, or I can have dinner, get nice and relaxed and lie to myself about doing one chore later.
paternal-instinct: Dad was eager to leave home one afternoon, saying he had an important meetup with a business partner. That was a lie though, and I knew it. Dad was going to a motel to meet up with men for sex. He’s been doing this for months, posting
pythosart:I said I got it out of my system. That was a lie. See, what I meant to draw was an Art-Nouveu-style GLaDOS pinup, but as we all know, what I want to draw and what I end up drawing are almost never the same. In this case I’m going to blame
icouldwritebooks:I put the ten baby rats on my bed, and gave them a dollhouse that I had lying around, to see what they would make of it. Clearly they enjoyed themselves.
ovenworthy: finallyiveflown: ovenworthy: That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again I dont even know what you’re talking about but im reblogging A waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too”
amesscott: Come on, Zuko, we all know that’s a lie.
paxamgays: where is the lie
thunderthighmobster: me:*hangs out with someone for 3 hours* me: oh hey, I just remembered I have to tell you something me internally: that was a lie. I’ve been wanting to tell you all day but I’ve been too nervous to just say it so I’ve been mentally
justautumn: that was a lie
needing-more-coffee: the-armed-utahn: meanplastic: Idk why I’m hurt but I am. This is like that time I found out they used mashed potatoes to take product pictures of ice cream
exstntl: no one is ever too busy for you. that’s a lie. you make time for what you want
kafkai: dilated: I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise. And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me
kafkai:dilated:I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise. And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me
songofages: theheadtheheartthetardis: Can we just appreciate Papa Lestrade for a moment? I mean. Papa Lestrade went to John’s place to give him some of Sherlock’s things and knew that John was lying to him after he said he was ok. You can see
inkskinned: exstntl: no one is ever too busy for you. that’s a lie. you make time for what you want my dearest: this is just categorically untrue and very negative in a relationship of any kind. you, as a person, should have your own life outside
and that was a lie aswell!! Okay now i’m leaving.
15 Facts That Sound Like Lies But Are Actually True
dgmscreencaps: The part about you guys being able to use it if you know the song… That’s a lie, right? I’m the only one who can move the Ark, aren’t I? I… think so, too.
andatsea: Some doodles that’ve been lying around & 3 sketch requests from Twitter.
I just had a random memory of the time I lied to my parents and went to Mexico to party over Memorial Day weekend when I was 16 and was basically blacked out all weekend. At some point I completely separated from the girl I went with and was just drunk
totemposter: kafkai: dilated: I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise. And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me This
LOL nah that was a lie
timsutton: cbfplr: This is the world’s largest crystal ruby. Mark Mothersbaugh had the gem carved in the shape of an ice cream cone. “A few years ago I became friends with a gemologist, and I saw all these gems that he had lying around, one of
They Say Nothing Changes But That Was A Lie by MeganLeeRetouching
sixrainbowsacrossthesky:If your pandemic runs don’t look like that… you’re lying
We ain't gon' sit here and act like black men have it harder than black women. Because that's a lie.
sdr2spoilers: “It’s a promise!” - anime character thats about to fucking die
glowcloud: Me: anyways so im a lesbian and Straights: there’s NOTHING wrong with that. I believe in EQUALITY. it’s PERFECTLY NORMAL. Everyone should be able to LOVE WHO THEY WANNA LOVE. I hate homophobes. Me: …… so anyways
medicine: and the natural girls who degrade girls who wear weave be the same ones who tell other natural girls w very kinky/coarse 4c textured hair that their hair is “unkempt” in comparison to “acceptable” natural hair. don’t een get me storted
thekdubs: gaelfox: parliamentrook: zubat: One time I tipped an artist I hired for a commission and they cried. They said I was the first person who had ever tipped them in their almost 2 years of selling commissions. They were so shocked that I liked
duragdaddy: tsunamiwavesurfing: rapper: need a bitch that gon suck my dick from the back rap genius: this carefully crafted line conveys our wordsmith’s willingness to explore new sexual limits. furthermore, it is taken from Day-Day, Mike Epps’
You mean that much to me,And it’s hard to show.Gets hectic inside me,When you go. Can I confess these things to you? Well I don’t know Embedded in my chest,And it hurts to hold.
levelupman: “Are you ticklish?" "A little…" That was a lie! ;)
jehovahhthickness: kayrida: jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: I’m so low maintenance in a relationship, like just feed me, buy me nice shit and don’t lie to me and we’ll be great. And give me good dick every once in awhile. Every once
vivalavu: hips that don’t lie
takapowpow: And that’s a lie.
nilonjona: I treat everyone with love and respect and beyond that if someone lies to me or deceives me then it’s not my problem because I was sincere and they weren’t. It’s never my fault if another person chooses to pursue evil, I would never
aduhm: that god damn lying whore
yeah.. don’t just pretend you are okay with it and everything is happy and puppies and rainbows.. because that’s lying to yourself.
DUDE YOU KNOW WHAT IRRITATES ME? THE FACT THAT THIS LINE HAS NOTHING TO DO WTIH THE MOVIE AT ALL…. LIKE WTF!?!??!
“You can’t ascribe great cosmic significance to a simple, earthly event. Coincidence, that’s all anything ever is; nothing more than coincidence.” What about a bajillion simple earthly events? Now only if i could get myself to believe
jonasbro: “Big Rob’s for real and that’s no lie!”
The pretty lies, the ugly truth
jjbang8:Steam rises. So do we. Why don’t you cum join us? I would say there’s plenty of room, but that’s a lie. Who needs room when you’re with your best bros?
clepse: Romeo: I dreamt a dream tonight. Mercutio:And so did I. Romeo:And what was yours? Mercutio: That dreamers often lie. 🔥💦
sexypuppy69: makakarelateka: We’ll see how many still is. And proud (that’s a lie I’m horny as Fuck) I wish, :( I want to be pure again
femaleslavery: You are no longer your own person. Well that’s a lie, you never were a person just pretending to be one. Well now the farce is over, time to embrace what you really are.
lesliebensgone-blog: harry potter meme: four locations ↳the woods [¾] Harry opened his eyes and was dazzled by gold and green; he had no idea what had happened, he only knew that he was lying on what seemed to be leaves and twigs. Struggling
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