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cosmictuesdays: nadiacreek: coelasquid: deformutilated: Fudge recipe on a headstone I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween. I desperately hope that she spent
the-dane-of-my-existence:that-little-annoying-dwarf: yourkinginlaw: Because everyone loves men in suits and ties((Make-up test and a darker tan from the sun)) Damn. holy crap you’re perfect
thats why pearl necklaces are so expensive!!!
wifeswickedlust: My co-worker, Sally, is the biggest flirt in the office. She loves to tease but tells everyone that she is happily married and would never cheat on her husband. One evening at an after-work party we all got pretty drunk. I asked
That’s bloody hilarious ;)
That deserves a double
That Route 69 joke is old enough to collect Social Security, and it was even used in one of my favorite pieces of American literature, Thomas Pynchon’s Gravity’s Rainbow (1973).
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A drawing of a joke once made by @that-three-anon (FA, HD, Textless)
morivan: naughtyvixens: happy 413 or whatever These are the kinds of crack pairings that make all the best… L E M O N S ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! christ almighty, griff
“that’s not ballet, more like valet parking.”
alohomorashlie: #ashlie look #okay so #this is him #after he plops onto your bed right next to you #and he’s doing this little pose #and he’s trying to tell you jokes and supposedly funny stories #and trying to seduce you
A man & a Giraffe walk into a bar, the Giraffe passes out & the man goes to leave. The bartender says “Are you going to leave that lying there?” And the man says “Thats not a lion, that’s a Giraffe!” :3
That is SUCH a sad thought…
That's the joke.
That one friend with the fucked-up sense of humor:
Pretty sure Eren is the last person that would make jokes about someone losing a person dear to them by titans, even if that someone was Jean.
shutup-and-3at: okay so as my history teacher is handing out our textbooks, he stops and says, and i’m not joking, why did they put Morgan Freeman on the cover. morgan freeman. YOUR HISTORY TEACHER?!
That’s us and we rule!
thefrenchwall: lohannahmontana: this pisses me off every time because the people do not understand that Marc Jacobs is funny and he was making a joke and now you are acting like you are the one making the joke in this situation oh my god Marc Jacobs
homojabi: Halloween reminder: don’t wear a hijab as a joke! Don’t go as a “terrorist”! Don’t go as a stereotype or caricature! Don’t go as a “sexy Arab” or as a member of the Taliban or ISIS! It’s not funny and it increases the amount
thatonecubjon: sodomymcscurvylegs: sodomymcscurvylegs: sodomymcscurvylegs: Okay, okay! Are you ready for a joke? Okay, here it goes:What kind of profile pictures do crustaceans prefer? Shellfies! This post cost me five followers. well worth it
alphamelociraptor: camibech: Please spread this. While it wasn’t the best place to make this reference, he wasn’t trying to be an asshole. okay, explaining the joke doesn’t make it okay. especially when the joke is punchline about a man dressing
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the-real-goddamazon: speedlimit15: exeggcute: why is it that villains and not protagonists are always the ones breaking gender roles hmmmm it’s called queercoding and it’s intentional and basically brainwashes kids into having negative associations
Joke of the day.
also noah fence but do people not realize that there are game modes outside of comp bc i lit had someone say to me when i recently started playing comp and was only in gold go “almost level 600 and still in gold.” like okay first of all, binch, i
death-limes: naamahdarling: adventurotica: I am laughing unreasonably hard at this. I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it. this is so perfect jesus christ am i even real
micdotcom: After Darsh’s photo was used in an Islamophobic “joke,” the internet rallied around him in love and respect. His response on MSNBC is the definition of poise and rising above the hate.
megillien: Posting this commission because this lovely lady was sweet enough to let me share it with you guys [though lol joke’s on me since no one’s online now] before uploading it to her gallery -which is all kinds of wonderful and deserves a browse
zephoenixwriter: superhnatural: the-tardis-landed-in-my-bedroom: This guys has made a TARDIS that is bigger on the inside No joke my jaw actually dropped this man needs an award
herzspalter: Rodimus visits the medbay every day to deliver more jokes he thinks are new and witty but actually aren’t. Please forgive the awful gif quality that destroyed some colors :( It looks better in full view!
supersailormoonsays: thesanityclause: These are the jokes 100% accurate.
"things that lasted longer than kim kardashian's wedding"
lauriejuspeczyk: If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realise no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
stinson-rocks: dickspeightjr: teffysayshi: dickspeightjr: this is the left half of a gay man because gays do not have rights ummm excuse me that’s actually his right half ur excused what this posts actually means is that gays do have rights
greglestrade: sherkeys: greglestrade: sherkeys: what if lestrade dies What if you shut the fuck up. it’s literally taken me 23 hours to get the joke that tumblr user greglestrade reblogged this and that’s the joke that’s the fucking joke isn’t
lokilaufeysonthefrostgiant: lokisdeviouspurpose: Cancer jokes are not funny. Cancer jokes are not funny. Cancer jokes are not funny. Cancer jokes are not funny. CANCER JOKES ARE NOT FUCKING FUNNY. Agreed!I have had at least three grandparents pass
That awkward moment when your family incests that you have sex with them
if you buy me lingerie from agent provocateur I will kiss you right on the mouth
I am beyond weak rn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😇😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 👈🏾😐 that is Bobby Valentino by the way😝 it’s like bro what are you thinking 🤔 #laugh #jokes #funny
spookylangsettte:popped my collar as a sick joke but kind of obsessed.. also obsessed with my natasha zhinko mink kitten heels .. j’ad animals but also j’ad fur so .. ty to the iconic natasha team for mi prezziez 🎁
ZACK IS ON TUMBLR
I thought I got a text from a friend, but I forgot I signed up for text alerts from the place I get my eyebrows threaded and they were just alerting me that I’m due to get my brows cleaned the fuck up :/
That was a joke though.
zero-the-her0: Weiss making jokes that no one understands Weiss making jokes in a language that no one understands Weiss making jokes
HA JOKES ONE YOU, ITS ONLY 2 IN THE MORNING WHERE I LIVE HAHAHAHA I AM AN ETERNAL FLAME, BABY
bismuth:some people questioned why the car was melting if the poison only affects organic life, and it seems like it’s confirmed to be an animation error!! in the “true kinda love” animatic commentary, joe johnston says that it wasn’t supposed
i am announcing now that i am leaving the fandom i felt that everyone should know
That Can Walk
yu-ki-oh: no joke there is an annual migration of literally TENS OF THOUSANDS OF TARANTULAS here in texas, apparently it used to get so bad that highway police would shut off sections of the interstate to allow the spiders to cross safely. the migration
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blushing-bertholdt: thearminarlelt: i like how the fandom just silently all knows that bertholdt probably has a big dick i never see it discussed but everyone agrees as far as ive seen i think thats magical [nervous sweating]i bet you all peeked didn’t
You know that person that takes the joke too far?That’s me
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