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pileofknives: westfailia: it was one hundred and one years ago last month that a tank first rolled onto the battlefield “the fuck is that?“ - Some German dude 101 years ago
wayneradiotv: i have no fucking clue why a child was living under that dumpster but im glad that soldier’s first instinct was to light him the fuck up
elizabitchtaylor: does anyone else feel like they aged 5 years in the first 6 months of 2016
coolmydesire: stankonia: M.I.A. talking about “Born Free” video. I remember watching that video before school one day and it made me cry and really fucked me up for the whole day. I think that was the first time I understood what actual prejudice
battle-goats: wuffen: haven’t been able to stop thinking about shiro calling keith baby since friday, this is very distracting and i am in need of assistance The first time it happen, Keith freezes. He hesitates and that’s enough for Shiro to take
eyyyy saw all the cool kids doing it so here’s a redraw of my first ever sheith from july 2016
I have this habit of taking pictures of myself and leaving them in my drafts until many many weeks later to upload them. I think this is the first ever picture that I’m genuinely happy with my smile.
2k15garbage: On a first date: “I have abandonment issues, trust issues, anxiety issues, and I’m constantly terrified that no one will ever love me, hbu?”
the-shy-fa: derinthemadscientist: chimaerakitten: “when connie is president what will that make me? first boy?” honestly I think that might be my favorite (non-singing) line in all of steven universe because it makes my imagine the craziest/best
dumbass-bitch-disease: karacat: granpappy-winchester: wtfannibal: drarry: someone once messaged me to let me know that Hannibal and Will’s age gap was problematic and I was just sitting there like…. Really…. that’s your first and most pressing
I think the worst part about all of this is that for the first time in my life, I do not want Christmas to come this year. I’ve been through way too much these past 12 months and specifically in the past 3 that I just don’t want to have to
fenicore: Time for the second gifset from that video, now with Dunjal! Ridin’ that demon dick like a pro. >:3
bitch-im-fucking-funny: Who is that fine mothafucka right there?
krownjewel2: sdotc: Let me fuck the piss out of you, still your knees get weak and your body collapses Got fucked like that for the first time, scared tf outta me cause I knew cum couldn’t be that clear and fluid 😂
oliverandbenji: leavemealonecausestop: rikona-meganekko: rain-force: here’s the blog that matches the first letter of your name:ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ OMG I WAS ALREADY FOLLOWING MINE OH MY GOSH THATS AMAZING this is so damn accurate
mancrushoftheday: tonightbemysupernova: themonkeyninja: brentwalker092: gymra: 6 packs in 6 weeks. Do each move for a minute 4 times a week. I will just take his 6-pack if that’s ok :) Okay. I am so out of shape that after the first three I was
shingeki-no-nononono:thatgirlmustbeawesome:What’s so bad about periodsAt first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point”
everdeer:seeingbeyondfear: apprenticemockingbird: Remember all those promo pics that made it look like Mulder and Scully were going to the prom? I’m coming up short on THE prom promo pics, but I’ve always felt they were part of a larger series,
Welp, it’s the first time since 2001 that I have black friday off. And I don’t get paid again until next week.
bannableoffense: listlesslywandering: Time for a birthday swim ^.^ “excuse” hun, you look amazing Wait! It’s your Birthday?!?Wait, no, That was the wrong gif.There it is! Happy birthday!
alotofsuperheroes: Inge’s endless list of favorite comic characters T’Challa aka Black Panther That madman has imprisoned me as a lesser creature. That was his first mistake
mssjada:You losers help me out. In return here is a sexy new pic. I just sold a loofah. That was a first. What else would you boys be interested in of mine besides panties and socks? And don’t say my pussy. Because that dumb answer will get you
edfaggot010: swallow that load! the first cock of that day
allonsysaidhe: ”Listen, I’m flattered, really, but I’m not this doctor bloke you’re going on about. Funny though, you’re not the first person to ask me that. But you’re wasting your time I’m afraid; I’m not him.”
callfromthevoid: based on my Hogwarts first year AU thread with arkytiorthebadwolfHe’d been holding his breath, but he only realized that when the hat shouted ‘GRYFFINDOR’ and all the air in his lungs disappeared as if it had never been here in
suchaclevereleven: The Doctor stared right back at her. “…what year is it?” He asked, pretty sure that he had landed in the future and not in the past… “…what was his name?” At his first question a smile creeped across her face and she
whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid:The first official Forest of the Dead Friday post for tardis-ten
audiophilekitsune: Warmup sketches shown on that last post. First sketches of the day so also full of mistakes, but the pain purpose was to see how a vertical stream setup would work so I’m not really concerned about that.
lurkergg: Gala as Symmetra sketch Another @carmessi character given the overwatch treatment. Yes that is a hard light dildo, cause that is the first thing Gala would make if should could just summon objects out of nothing.
BACK IN THE DAY |4/16/94| The Nickelodeon live-action, sketch comedy show, All That, first appeared on television.
xantime: A joint that lights itself ….
BREAKING: North Dakota becomes first state to ban all abortions
4fuckssake: jackfreak1994: When Lilo graduated from High School, Grand Councilwoman immediately calls her and tells her that she is really interested for her to become a future Captain of the Galactic Armada, but for her to do that she will first have
snellum: 480p - gif 720p - gif 720p - webm Tresdin! \o/Also, this animation is in 60 fps (not the crappy tumblr gif tho, that crap is like 18 fps). And I believe the ectoplasm looks silly, but that’s my first time trying it.Anyways, enjoy!
fernlom:sword-and-nightingale:brujolagartija:golbat: tredlocity: existdiavolo: funnyposts: theawesomeadventurer: i am on another plane right now and this video has me convinced that I reached nirvana for a few seconds the first time i watched this
ask-king-sombra: Yeeeeeeeeeeah about that… omg the first panel made it look like he had purple eyeshadow and I was gonna laugh if keeping the eyesmoke in those goggles for so long gave him a permanent/semi-permanent eyeshadow look. XD That’d be
savarend replied to your post: captainlitebrite replied to y… isn’t it pretty close to textual that she’s mixed too? like i can’t read the books but i was under the impression most people were mixed in that universe I haven’t read
ladynorthstar: so… 2014 is Year of the Horse, it seemed fitting that my first art of 2014 would be centaur!Dworin~ also, new year’s resolution is to color more stuff so… more colors!
If you told high school me “Hey, you know that character you try to emulate when you have more masculine-presenting days? You’re going to have a Tumblr URL featuring them.” I probably would have said, “First of all, what’s
a priest I was very close with has died. I’m not religious. I was raised catholic and a lot of the ideology was used in a way that really hurt me as a young queer and trans person. but even though I stopped believing in god when I was around
I’m basically asking to have people be like “You’re fetishizing trans people!!!!!” and what am I supposed to say? That I’m trans and finally got my sex drive back for the first time in six months? I mean, I should at
haqbomb: Jersey is easily my most favorite fable, appearance wise. As if my interest in the Jersey Devil hasn’t been a thing since forever in the first place
littlegumshoe: Listen to this, it reminds me so much of the first jojo arc, also jonathan is the prettiest princess.
laveerie: Rich boy’s first time sharing a bed. Doesn’t help that he’s a giant.
strawberry-jan: A quick follow-up to reassure you that, yes, I am aware that being bad at video games is a Joestar family tradition. This was another tangent–next time, things get a little more serious. Stay tuned! Previous | Archive
breastforce:So the news of Tuca & Bertie being cancelled was the first time I had ever heard of it, so so decided to give it a shot.And good god, this show is a lot. It’s not the sort of thing that’s for everyone, but it being cancelled is absolutely
pennhurst: spending 300 hours developing characters that arent even main characters liking them more than your main characters
ALSO ALSO ALSO!fRO is FINALLY getting Port Malaya! It was announced yesterday on the official forums and needless to say, I’m pretty excited about it. I know that for the first week, only infinity members will have access to that area, but I think
Fun fact time. So there’s a phobia called panophobia (fear of everything). However, I can guarantee you that this particular phobia name will make finnish people like me snicker like no tomorrow. Look at the four first letters in the word, please.
2spookydratini: OK BUT FOR REAL THO THERE IS NO WAY THAT SHIROBA ISN’T A MASSIVE PAIN IN TOUE’S ASS I MEAN FIRST OF ALL CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING AND WHEN HE’S MAKING HIS DUMB LITTLE ANNOUNCEMENTS AND SHIT FOR GOOD PR I MEAN HE JUST CAN’T
hottjavascriptt: So my friend just got a new apartment talmbout some “help me move.” Nigga u better order me up some sushi. And ์ worth. -_- I have natural long nails. That’s your first indication that Ashley don’t do manual labor. I love
alisona742: Missy used to be a bad little doggy. She used to whine every time we took her out for walkies, complain that she used to be a doctor and blush at the idea of being paraded around naked and leashed in public, but all of that was silly!First
allrightfine: Anon: WHAT THE FUCK. What. the. FUCK. First, congratulations on putting together the single most infuriating ask I have ever received. That’s quite an accomplishment. Second, if you’re following me, although who knows why you would
ich-liebe-dicks: cunicular: Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt You are NOT supposed to bleed If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication. This is all a MYTH perpetrated
whatwecanfic: rinaway: I am pretty sure that Rose and the Doctor just kissed in Age of Steel.Here they are danglingWide shot:Either their faces press together, she kisses his forehead, or they snog! HERE IS A GIF I MADEKISSYYYYYYYYY YES! Definitive
nosdrinker:eveltal: supamuthafuckinvillain: sageoftenpaths: WOW I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game
tumblino: magistrate-of-mediocrity: anotherdayforchaosfay: thebestoftumbling: baby meeting cat for the first time Cat person right there. Look at that tiny rectangle. thsi is one of the top 3 most important videos i’ve ever seen
Things that have happened in my first week of teaching fifth grade social studies at an IB world middle school
transgirlnausicaa: justcyborgthings: pizzaback: skirtsuit-angel: pizzaback: pizzaback: i found out recently that the very first trees did not rot when they died because the microbes that decompose trees hadnt evolved yet…which makes sense but it’s
