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“What do you think?†Marie asked, adoring the look on her husband’s face as she kept her signature cool. He might be disappointed that they were temporary growth pills, but she had ordered a large stock.“Best birthday ever,†he said.
A couple of anons asked… “I get off sometimes, so I know that I squirt. But I hate it pretty much cause I think it would be awkward to squirt when my gf and I do ‘intimate’ things. How can I stop squirting?” And…
You won’t be able to stop filling them once they get in you. They’ll take over your mind. You’ll know it’s wrong, but you’ll keep filling them bigger even after they get so big that they are awkward and are always in the
barbexploring: addicted2implants: You won’t be able to stop filling them once they get in you. They’ll take over your mind. You’ll know it’s wrong, but you’ll keep filling them bigger even after they get so big that they are awkward and are
She’s pumped them big enough that they look awkward in any position. She’ll never be normal again. I love that!
theclockworkearth: that-awkward-moment-when-i: moveintomymind: iloveraisinbran: cosmic-darkness: This is the kinda beautiful shit i desperately need in my room. ALYSSA FOUND MY HOUSE DECOR. WANTTTT KELCI, I WANT THE THING LAST ONE LAST ONE GIMME
the-sera: sendricks: #actual married couple OKAY CAN WE TALK ABOUT ANNA LOOKING AT HER MOUTH CONSTANTLY? I MEAN SHE LIFT HER EYES JUST WHEN BRITT GLANCE AT HER FOR A SEC TO NOT BE AWKWARD.Isn’t that what we do to the ones we want to kiss? Idk. You
submissiveintheevening: I feel like the first time you are degraded it can be awkward, uncomfortable or make you cry. But after that it gets better because you understand you pleased your Master :) advancedfeministtheory: that’s right, you’re not
If she knew what this chaise has been through, I doubt she’d be hugging it like that…
talisman: FOODS THAT IMPROVE YOUR VAGINAL TASTE Every lady has thought about it. As has every person who has gone down on a woman. Open communication can be awkward especially when talking about how someone is down there. This article is to let you
itsjustdaniel: something that i’d always wanted to do, w/o it being awkward.
xxxfamilyfun: I was worried that it would be awkward having my cousin Marshall stay with us while he spent the week looking at some local colleges. Now I’m trying to work out a way to convince my parents to just let him stay with us while he finishes
drocto21: randydave69: warming up starts on a nipple! BIG HORNY blog YOU should FOLLOW guys: http://theboysgentlemen.tumblr.com/ Every time my friend takes off his shirt I have to attack his perfect nipples. I thought it would be awkward now that he
This has to happen eventually… right? If Steven doesn’t learn about the birds and the bees he’s going to be a very bad husband and father in the future…(Submitted by anonymous)
Ruby can’t handle not being a giant woman
Daddydog’s kitty hasn’t been doing so hot. Bailed on working today to visit and say goodbye and offer my condolences. To anyone who has ever awkwardly had to hear me meow at shit in old mic streams, its that kitty’s fault. Always walke
can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be #gentlemen #I bet you’re wondering why I’ve
theawkwardyeti: 221bitssmallerontheoutside: yer-a-blizzard-harreh: strawberrylionxo: hell0imj0hnnycash: We really are the most awkward of nationalities My life in a series of tweets. on the next episode of I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS BRITISH …..OH
andfishgoblub: My favourite thing about life is that I am always a third wheel, my friends just keep getting in relationships and then I am just here being awkward and talking about Animal Crossing
daddystinypixiefairy: Fantasies of Daddy degrading me infront of his friends: 😻 Realizations of how awkward that would be: 😿
pmendicant: according to chu’s reddit ama mccree would recognize reaper as reyes if he saw him so i imagine that would be an awkward family reunion (should be obvs but don’t tag as mc/reyes)
omg-pictures: Oh wow… That has got to be awkward to give out to other people.http://omg-pictures.tumblr.com
yourhogwartsletter: karenandthababes: can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be
pettyartist: rookstheravens: sigma-enigma: mygenderissushi: There’s something about Studio Ghibli’s Water physics that I love While it is a liquid, it tends to behave more gelatinously It’s so beautiful while almost being awkward *bloop* Gravity?
dunflower: Hey guys just a heads up that the new Instagram update lets people know when you screenshot their photos pls spread the word about this update so nobody gets into any awkward situations that could be avoided
missespeon: I feel like one of the things that sets Bobs Burgers apart from its counterparts in shows like Family Guy is its penchant for love and sincerity in its characters. Tina doesn’t get relentlessly mocked by her family members for being awkward
Pfft, I almost texted my siblings some shippy art I had saved on my phone instead of the image I was trying to send because I wasn’t paying attention to what I was doing. I didn’t, thankfully, but I gotta be more careful ‘cause that would’ve been
superwhitegirlproblems: http://dontwanttomissyou.tumblr.com/ That awkward moment when you have a middle part, but don’t look like Jesus. :‘c
I hate that feeling when you know you’re loosing a friend because you can’t even keep a simple conversation going without it being awkward and there’s nothing left to say anymore
krugerphotography: And as I said that’s a very powerful meaning. So, what cons are stopping you from getting it done? Scared of needles and I don’t do well with pain. And I’m not sure if the person will actually be good at it, and they
jordan-reet: Me ex is apparently my new assistant. Oh. That’s gotta be awkward and hard for you. Can you request someone else?
jordan-reet: So far I dont know, I havent given her the chance I’ve been too mean I know it’s going to be awkward for you, I just hope that she is at least nice to you.
emersongruffpup: The pool party was a blast. And about 10 people that I know told me that they follow me on here, so to all of those people: hello! Let’s not be awkward about how you’ve seen my penis and stuff.
sigma-enigma: mygenderissushi: There’s something about Studio Ghibli’s Water physics that I love While it is a liquid, it tends to behave more gelatinously It’s so beautiful while almost being awkward *bloop* Gravity? Surface tension? No? Well,
i kinda want to make a follow forever ‘cause i’ve been included in a few and it can be a thank you for hitting 2k but i’m just kind of like ehhhh.
samichann: That should be me - Justin Beiber ( Cover ) Lol cuz i know she’ll never be mine, and this is my crying on a corner song . Yeah, I’m pretty awkward, so fuck you . dang your really amazing!!
localstarboy: when you’re trying to be down but it’s just not built like that:
Er. So I seem to be receiving enough chain asks that I feel awkward sending them to the same bunch of people each time. It feels insincere (it isn’t; I do like you people), and considering that my social interaction on this website covers about,
grimmie64: That awkward moment. that will be hard enough son get on top of me and i will put it in for you
heart: dunflower:Hey guys just a heads up that the new Instagram update lets people know when you screenshot their photos pls spread the word about this update so nobody gets into any awkward situations that could be avoided I just tested it with my
exhibitionistfantasies: What a great outfit to wear for the wedding. I know its strange that the Skirt didn’t arrive in time. But it would be awkward to wear anything else. It just wouldn’t be the right combination. So I guess this is the best option.
cyaloser: can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be
I’ve learned many valuable lessons through my life. Possibly one of the best is that crying is awkward. Never cry. Never indicate that you have ever cried. You will be shamed if you cry around people outside of a therapeutic situation.
I fucking hate that men are so confusing. You are cute. I’m cute. BAM. MAGIC. (that’s how it should be)
haggisinmytardis: imjustonekid: can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be #gentlemen #I
diethart-horse-wife: kingshe: staynegatiive: sweatmorebleedless: That awkward moment when you think someone is about to die, but then they get mauled by love this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen dude that lion was hella excited like wow and
coq: not knowing how to respond to messages and forgetting about them for so long that it becomes impossible to respond to them without it being weird is the bane of my socially awkward existence
tristanrambles: alpacaidentitycrisis: definition-of-awkward: intricatecakes: carousei-horses: iDK BUT I……………… wish that wooloo`s evo would be some kind of werewolf??? (but i think it will evolve in even more fluffier sheep who will
clevelandfag: sirlockdown: Stop sucking, faggot. I gotta piss. Yeah, I know you ain’t done that before but with my hand behind your head, you ain’t going nowhere. Yeah, and that’s an awkward position to have to swallow … but you best be ready
cat!auafter many awkward moments, explanations, and cat antics, weiss finally realizes she might not be completely out of her mind and that her precious kitty cat (who is now a human???) is not dead and is kneeling right in front of her and loves her
wrrprimary: bloodyhellharry: do you think that if lupin wasn’t there to hold harry back he would have just jumped after sirius through the veil and that would be the awkward end of harry potter This sentence seemed very strange to me at first…