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speedwag: fandominsight: speedwag: straight: stop making everything gay! me: looks up in shock with my finger still on the GAY key straight: STOP! me: oh sorry straight: thank god me: moves finger over to the TRANS key Fuck it, press both! love
thatsmybxtch: unclefather: mikalhvi: blackberryshawty: unfollowfriday: unclefather: This is literally just penne pasta and chicken nuggets… Mom… honestly thank god im not white This is tragic why the fuck do you have to assume someone
kelaenobaby: shego: guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them thank god someone said it
mikemunroez: me playing a choice based game: LET ME BE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
africanmelanin: malik-said: sayayedarbi: onlyblackgirl: heymrsamerica: 💀 what the fuck is that It’s either a spider or crab It’s a Mongolian Ass Eater, it’s a very dangerous and deadly bug, he should thank God he survived that encounter.
Oh my hod okay so I’m likeMortally wounded over hereBut fucking thank god for autocorrect making this at least legibleFucjWhy am I such a bad personWhy am I such a burdenWhy can’t I just behaveWhy can’t I be such a whoreWhat am I so annoyingWhy
goddesscole: g0dziiia: mind0fpeace: mooseblogtimes: Thank God , someone did it!#justicehappens#StayWoke Fucking finally Why was that even a charge? What kind of shit is that?? I’m just glad he lived 😔
totallylostincanada: p0prah: babytrapdaddy: theslayprint: This is the funniest video I’ve seen in a long time. LMAOOOOOO BITCH IM JAY I’m fucking done the first scream 😭 Thank the tumblr gods for bringing this to my dash. So many wonderful
unclefather: mikalhvi: blackberryshawty: unfollowfriday: unclefather: This is literally just penne pasta and chicken nuggets… Mom… honestly thank god im not white This is tragic why the fuck do you have to assume someone white made this there
shantelmacphail1: relativelustxxx: I convinced my mom it wasn’t incest if I fucked her in the ass… she’s been on my cock every day since then, screaming my name… Thank god dad left because I scream the house down from my sons big cock tearing
loveisyourenemy: beautiful-indecency: Just because it’s Jack. Because I love Jack. Fuck, I just love this entire movie. Thank you Tim Burton. You spelt God wrong^
vvalruses: yoitsmargaux: vvalruses: volkSWAGen ohoho i see what you did there oh thank god i thought no one saw that giant and bolded fucking word right there
fuckinstoned: skateeverydamnday: rizelkahle: angelicasucks: YAAAASSSS GOD FUCKING BLESS THIS WOMAN THANK YOU!!!! Wow
kelaenobaby:shego: guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them thank god someone said it
runningfromthe: Girls are so fucking hot thank god im gay
elchanclas70: seriousbator: jcircle6: documented monkey-bate look closely: he’s already got one load of sperm on his leg–this is load number two. this guy is fucking BATOR GOD. Over 9700 Followers. Thank you. Más de 9700 seguidores Gracias.[Folgen
oknope: lotoflivingtodo: typac: no thank you GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT OH MY GOD
goremet: danyanimated: So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward what the fuck #a whole new
siblings-with-benefits: manlyfkneeds: WOW thats fucking sexy The new slow motion video feature on my sister’s phone is awesome! Thank God Dad bought it for her! :)
mandy-milf-moves: tonymcg164: squadorladder1: mandy-milf-moves: Our 2nd video…no toys this time ;) I love the sounds her pussy makes when I fuck her. God it turns me on. ~ Hubby Amazing video you two Thanks tonymcg164! We’re glad to be making
never-the-maknae: guardianherondale: mundienot: cursive-mem0ry: unfriendlygayhottie: charliefuckingeld: stayhappygetinspired: aworldofexperiences: helloo-t1tty: This is not ok. Tears are streaming down my face. Oh god. Well fuck you too thanks
krazorspoon: candypanties4everybody: gallifrey-feels: fistingmyself: liusual: icyarguments: Based on a true story. this comic is disgusting bruh if you identify as like a carpet or a fucking alligator youre not trans youre a joke oh thank god
dontfuckuptruelove: charliefuckingeld: stayhappygetinspired: aworldofexperiences: helloo-t1tty: This is not ok. Tears are streaming down my face. Oh god. Well fuck you too thanks satan THIS STILL HURTS
ladygolem: danyanimated: So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward what the fuck ditched
yogahotwife: jimdiamond: soquietsecret: This is the definition of our way of life… We both know he fucks like a god, we both know he is bigger and better. …and also know I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. Wow. She is just… Wow. Aw thanks guys! xoxo
ladylost7721: noshoesorsocks: juststemthings: my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks: Dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Omg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣NO more babies here, Thank God! All the fucking
soybby: priestmahad:majiinboo: serfborts:smh @ this. watch nobody say anything had this been a Kardashian this would be a #look and no one would be saying shit like this. fuck her She need to keep her horse lookin ass in her lane tbh. thank god
thauwn: unsatisfying-souls: thauwn: who? this is the most beautiful thing i have read in my fucking life god thank you so much, it means the world to me ^ xxx
ahipstercunt: It’s still yule (kind of) so here’s a boob and butt for you. It’s still cold as fuck here, thank god I have someone to warm me up (you might get pictures of that too later on).
daddiesfuckslave: I begged Daddy to whip my ass hard with some sticks we found. We taped some thick ones together and went to town. Maybe I should’ve have begged so convincingly, thank god he was distracted with thoughts of fucking my asshole deep
seldnei: Thank god for John Mulaney, because “That’s exactly what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse” is incredibly satisfying to hiss at the news.
Dear god, humanity still fucking struggles with English. No punctuation. What is fishin? Tho? Nothin? I almost died trying to read it the way it is written. DONT BREATHE NO. Thank you, facebook.
kc-alpha: alphacumdumpbreeder: temptingdominance: I think you should require the boys on your blog to sign and submit their pledge, and then submit again when they’ve received permission. Dear god almighty. This is fucking amazing. Thank you
worked 20 hours in 2 days -.- fuck having no life, thank God I’m actually friends with my co-workers to do something after work or I’d probably lose my mind. why were we all so ready to grow up fast?
saturdaymorninglove: fearlessnessxo: veritasdico: this woman’s beauty just doesnt fade She’s like “Fuck yeah, I can still pull this shit off bitches.” Meryl Streep has been thanked in acceptance speeches more often than God or Jesus
corymontieth: captainswanismyendgame: fucking-casuals: oh How you doin? There’s just so much I want to thank God for in this video
schoolgirlsandsex: Thank god for door locks… Fuck Yeah Schoolgirls
edohio: Oh thank god you are finally home Dad, hurry fuck me
runningfromthe:Girls are so fucking hot thank god im gay
rubyneptune: tryllvester: miketooch: lovelyrita-mm: These problems will be completely bizarre to people someday. I have had these problems. Fuck nostalgia, let’s talk some REAL talk. thank god this is over hahahahahahaha
ufishal: lomendas: nudityandnerdery: johnkatier: dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it I’d just shrug and say, “Okay, thanks, Jod, I’ll keep
adayinthelifeofsomething: pajamaslam: god all american kids cartoons really do have that one outstandingly scary episode no matter what do u guys fucking remember this Repressed it until now! Thanks!
dreadheaven: b-iota: thank god this week is over n now i can get drunk You are literally fucking perfect
unfollowfriday: Thank god my mom fucked a black guy and never went back cus I’d be a white now
thatgirlsatrick: Thank God- I’m not the only one who thinks planking is fucking stupid. lololol
the-winchester-initiative: thatvegancosplayer: OH MY GOD YES THANK YOU. HEY ALL YOU DIPSHIT PARENTS THAT THINK GETTING YOUR KID A PUPPY FOR CHRISTMAS OR A BUNNY FOR EASTER WILL BE A GOOD IDEA. GET YOUR KID A FUCKING STUFFED ANIMAL. BECAUSE COMPANION
artsy-hijabi: gabbyschweitzer: artsy-hijabi: This year is clearly the year of not taking shit from white people, especially white women. I’m so fucking disgusted with what you all have caused. This is disgusting lmao Thank God this year is also
kugel-and-kombucha: lastoneout: tonidorsay: ealperin: hamacidal: ultrafunnypictures: You can read up to 500 words per minute THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK I. FEEL. LIKE. A GOD. Oh thank heavens someone decent reblogged this… I feel like this
eroticenglishgirl: God this is a great submission. I’d love my bum fucked like this Very horny, thanks xxxx
arlinn-kords-wife: novicoyotl: kumagawa: why white people like this, who get so upset they go roll up in the american flag and cry thank god, we finally got rid of america Fucking two birds one stone.
submissivefeminist: alittlebitofporn: God fucking damn it.. Thanks, love. You just HAD to reblog that. >.<
onehornywoman: Thank god my younger son is so patient. He lets me do what I like. My older son would totally take charge and have me tied to the bed to fuck my ass with no lube. Of course I like both styles!
airelement36: writers-block: airelement36: via Imgfave for iPhone Well thank god because I’m good at fucking shit up.You know, like love and shit. It’s a super power, embrace it @writers-block 🙋
jezi-belle: geekandmisandry: bewarethebertman: persisting: ohfeeny: Whedon blocked me on Twitter and it has absolutely MADE MY DAY. WHAT A FUCKING BABY Thank god everyone else is getting over Whedon. I was worried people forgot he can only do like
abananaisaweapon: kugel-and-kombucha: lastoneout: tonidorsay: ealperin: hamacidal: ultrafunnypictures: You can read up to 500 words per minute THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK I. FEEL. LIKE. A GOD. Oh thank heavens someone decent reblogged this…
summerscaptions: “Oh, shit - Bryan? Is that you? Thank god you’re home, I think something’s wrong with me!”“Whoa, Em - what happened?”“I don’t know! I just - well, fuck, just look at me! My skin, my hair, my - ohhfuck - my tits!”“You
