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It wasn’t until I got home from work today, and took my shirt off in my room that I realized I’d never put on deodorant. Raised my arms up and got a whiff of my pits. Instant boner. Who else gets off on the smell of their own stink?
Wearing tighty whities still damp from my last jerk off, being able to smell the dried and fresh cum currently cupping my balls…. Fuck I’m hard again.
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Texts from Primatech
dashofirish: but why are people talking about bieber getting arrested when ed sheeran saved a kitten from being put down then he posted this on instagram and he made a twitter for graham the cat graham posted a photo too in conclusion ed sheeran
kyonsama: kyonsama: kyonsama: From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code You better watch your fucking tone or i’m calling the cops
starfleetinginterest: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
dreamybean: starfleetinginterest: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
mishaswhore: maydaykoigo: curiouslyhigh: bunnywith: tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again I pointlessly open the fridge too. sometimes i
dirtywrat:*puts food in microwave* *goes over to get box from the garbage to see how long it needs to be cooked*
greenekangaroo:“What’s stopping you from-”Money. Money is what is stopping me. It is what is stopping everyone my age. So please stop asking that stupid fucking question when you already know the answer and help us do something about it.
Texts from the Citizens of Zootopia
Texts from the Underground
texts-from-underground: Sans: Wow, you’re being “dad serious” about it, huh?
Texts From 221b Baker Street
texts-from-the-bus: A HAND PUPPETSI SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
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Texts from the X-Files
texts-from-disney: boysofdisney: timebroccoli: nicolegendary: #that time legolas was rafiki #you follow legolas #he know de way D Y I N G
TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
Sometimes its nice to get something from someone, just to ask you if you're okay or just a little thing, to know that there are some people who do care for you.
texts-from-hinamizawa: So basically it’s just like Rika’s whole life?
naijackellen: WHO NEEDS A FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WHEN YOUR IMMIGRANT PARENTS ARE ON THE PHONE WITH SOMEONE FROM THEIR NATIVE COUNTRY
legfruit: *throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*
tightvaginas: the only time i run is when i have to save my laptop from dying
santaspice: *angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*
Texts from the Busters
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Texts From Bennett
dirtypuzzle: tropicaljohn: revscarecrow: wetwareproblem: katherinebarlow: yancakes: glumshoe: telegantmess: beijinhos: any white at a protest who tries to go against police and deliberately provoke a response from them is not to be trusted and
yuyuuyuyuu:i pray you heal from things no one ever apologized for
Texts From The Spaceship of the Imagination
Texts from Sternbild
texts from the tardis
knightoflime: Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who reads ancient scrolls written in a forbidden tongue and summons nightmarish beings from beyond the mortal plane.
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Texts From Gravity Falls
eat it from behind thats ya lunch
texts-from-ouran: I was going to make it longer, but I thought it wouldn’t be funny if I tried. And thank you! Sorry to you all that it takes so long to reply.-Mod Sage
