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billythomas: I was at school when I received a text message from Dad: Son, don’t open the next message in public - go somewhere private. The bell for first break was due to go in seven minutes. I shouldn’t have been checking my texts in class anyway
rnanatee: buzzfeed: These dad jokes from Reddit prove that dads are the original text posters. (images from dadsonvacation.tumblr.com) DAD HUMOR IS THE WORST IT MAKES ME CRY
luv4daddy: badmonkey94: “Aw hey Dad it’s a text from you…when I get you home I’m gonna put you over my…. Ohhh!” the body language here is everything
Text from my sister: If you get home before Mom and Dad, I’ll let you suck on me.
unt0uchables: like the text from my dad saying I can get a new phone
dadincharge: He knew he was in big trouble when he got the text from Dad ordering him to be in position in Dad’s study until Dad got home.
welove-porn:I stole my sister’s nudes from her phone, i told her to smile and that i was taking a pic of her…she’s so clueless. Just make sure to send then to your dad from her phone with the text “all for you daddy!”
coachcanbeverypersuasive: underthemattressblog: cockey:Wear a jock to work day.. 👊👊👊👊💨 Texts from your Dad “I borrowed one of yours, son.”
redditfront: A girl got a text from a boy asking to see her in her bra, dad replied.
londontop: When dad texts Johnny from the station he knows he has 5 minutes to strip and assume the position - it’s going to be a long night
input-command: I hoped for a couple more years with this guy, but he was hit by a car today. I received a text from my brother saying my dad was burying him. Can anyone refer me to an artist who I could commission a drawing worth framing? (No $ limit)
reallybadblackoutpoems:cornandcoconutsoup:reallybadblackoutpoems: text from my dad (2021) - my dad“i’ll admit that my main problem with this is that i haven’t asked”submitted by @cornandcoconutsoup Original text for context op this provides
kaible: catbountry: zygoats: zygoats: a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the
xxxfamilyfun: “Where do you think you’re going, Mr. Walters,” asked Mrs. Thomas, my English instructor. “Sorry, Mrs. Thomas,” I said. “I just got an urgent text from my dad. He needs me to come home immediately!”
just-incorrect-bnha:Midoriya: Todoroki, why have I been getting texts from your dad saying that he is going to yeet me out of the solar system?Todoroki: I told him that I love you more than him.
marfmellow: femmefatty: (Picture is a text from my dad from last week) My internet is getting turned off tomorrow, and my phone is getting shut off any day now, so I can no longer put this off. Though it makes me very uncomfortable and really anxious,
muffingomoo: brain-splosion: When my dad hears I’m on my period, he locks himself in his study and texts me that he will get me ANYTHING I WANT, and to just ask. He got me a laptop the first time I got my period. As the blood trickles from my uterus,
justme-87:I haven’t seen my dads buddy Carl for almost two years now… but when he shot me a text to meet me up at the lake cabin for the weekend I jumped on the chance. The rest of the family had commitments but being home from College I was wide
flutterjedi: algrenion: so i got a text from my dad that reads “I have decided to keep a diary and draw a score for every poop I take for the rest of my life. When I die, I will leave all these diaries to your brother in my will and he will frantically
dadsfamilyandfriends2: Dad just texted me from the hotel lobby. Orestes is here and they will be up in 10 minutes. Confides that Orestes has a fantasy about walking in on me while I am sucking myself, presenting my ass. NOW he tells me. Okay, I hear
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inchargedad: Text from Dad: I know about the car. Be home right after school, go to your room and stay there. Your ass and I are going to have a nice long chat when I get home.
iandmyfamily: Text from my daughter: “Dad. Mom just left to get her hair done and go shopping. She won’t be back for hours. If you take an early lunch, I’ll let you eat my pussy instead of that sandwich you took with you this morning. What do you
femmefatty: (Picture is a text from my dad from last week) My internet is getting turned off tomorrow, and my phone is getting shut off any day now, so I can no longer put this off. Though it makes me very uncomfortable and really anxious, I have to
liverpepper: liverpops:CHAMPION DAD CLOUD peeks out from under rock! (also, a small update text post here!)
texts-from-underground: Sans: Wow, you’re being “dad serious” about it, huh?
marvelobsessions: this is the funniest text I have ever received from my dad
publicwifi: one day i was eating lunch at school and i got a text from my dad that said “have a good lana del day! love you”
billythomas: My brother had moved out of home two years ago. He was six years older then me, so had finished university and had already started working. I’d just stepped in from school when I got a text from him. Mum and dad home? No. Why? Remember
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goatactivist: kaible: catbountry: zygoats: zygoats: a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder”
skimpymoms: Last week I took my mom’s phone and switched my contact information with my dad’s, so that whenever she texted her “husband”, it would arrive on my phone instead. I decided to use this to my advantage when I got a text from her yesterday
reddlr-trees: This text from my dad made me so happy, after my rant about how much of a misconception people have on weed my dad asked me to roll him one, a few hours later he sent this That’s awesome
very-best-text-posts: hoespice-deactivated20180619: my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow .txt
fairy-haze: reddlr-trees: This text from my dad made me so happy, after my rant about how much of a misconception people have on weed my dad asked me to roll him one, a few hours later he sent this Ugh that’s so awesome
b1g-br0th3r: Text from Sydney Hey bro, mom and dad just left. Meet me in their room and bring the condoms…
kmcdrm: Text from my lil sis : Hey, Bro! thought I’d send you a selfie to show you what you can have tonight if you hurry home and help me with my homework ;) Mom and Dad are going to be gone all night. BTW…..no condoms hee-hee!
legalwifi: you gotta check out this hilarious dads text messages here!! but i also have fails from moms text messages here!! which one do you think are the best? xD
nicecous: When dad texted he wouldn’t be ready for another 15… **full video on http://bit.ly/1JSXT6T ** (From http://ift.tt/1JcorlW) http://ift.tt/1JHjB0e
omgfamilyaffair: right after my uncle and two cousins arrived, i got a text from dad that he was going to be late and that i should “entertain ” them til he got home….i did the best i could!
deadlyvibes: Posted this on Instagram, got a text from my dad 15 minutes later; ‘Ariana don’t fucking smoke inside’
