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Couple visits a swingers club… wife decided to a little hand play was in order.
=-=-=-HotWifeTexts Comments-=-=-=Submission came in with the texts all out of order, but I believe I fixed it.
=-=-Baron’s Comments-=-=Hey guys, here’s the “prequel†to the Adam and “Eve†at church conversation I posted earlier.  My apologies.  Tumblr sent everything all jacked up and in crazy order, and I didn’t realize this was part of the
The only ones I’ve gotten to see,there’s a lot i don’t know about=-=-Baron’s Comments-=-=Once again, I can’t make too much sense of it.  I used to put a lot of effort into doing so and re-ordering them, but I don’t have the energy for it
gpn889:Blog couple posting pics and stories http://shelikesitrough.blogspot.com/
As we pulled into the drive thru, I gave slut a series of instructions. She seemed very nervous, but as always, keen to follow my instructions. At the ordering intercom, Slut ordered a large coke and a small cup filled with ice. She then drove to the
Introductions are in order
Ok…here u go…full body shot with me squeezing my tits together just like u ordered…what r u thinking about??? R u thinking about how nice it would be to have your cock in between my tits???? Well I have to confess I am still thinking about your
By special request of Livestream attendees- Lingerie sale this weekend! ũ dollar off anything Lingerie you order on stream nights! This includes all pieces, chibis, busts AND thigh highs! 2 options are available here 1.) You pick a Lingerie reference
As a punishment for misbehaving in class this schoolgirl was ordered to take off her panties. Let’s give some thought about the next level of punishment if she continues to misbehave…
Bottomless party. The girl ordering drinks at the bar is one of the visitors, so obviously she is properly dressed. The girl at the front giving a guy a blowjob is taking part in a sex game in which the girl is the prison warden and the guy the prisoner.
A member of the Order of Saint Bottomless (Latin: Ordo Sancti Bottomlessi). Panties are considered a curse by this order, so they usually wear their frock bottomless style. The male counterpart of this order is the Order of Saint Ithyphallus (Latin:
Leading a bottomless lifestyle is one thing, but ordering a top with a sexually explicit imprint and the caption “My pussy is always free!” certainly adds an extra flavor to it!
02. Four years after The Battle of Hogwarts, Molly Weasley was busy preparing The Burrow for Ron's birthday meal. She was bustling about the kitchen and barking orders at everyone. 'Get the chicken out of the oven for me, Fred!' Molly, mistakenly, barked
blackness-by-your-side: When Sherry Johnson was eleven, she found one day that she’s gonna marry a 20-year-old member of her church who had raped her. She became pregnant and in order to avoid investigation and criminal case, her family and church
Does anyone know any good websites to order replacement beads for body jewelry (specifically captive bead rings)? I’m trying to get a malachite gem/bead for my HCH piercing like a giant nerd and *I think* I need a 5mm bead but I can’t find
roachpatrol: mercurialmalcontent: I’m not even much of a fan of genderbends but goddamn am I even less of a fan of getting ordered around about what I should enjoy and how I should enjoy it and being lectured about how ‘problematic’ it is, when
If you haven’t heard about this bill, it overturns the few trans-protective laws that some progressive cities in NC have created in an attempt to protect trans rights. In other words, THIS BILL OVERTURNS LAWS IN NC IN ORDER TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST TRANS
Tagged by @iahfy :3The rules: List ten things that make you happy, then tag ten people to do the same.In no particular order:The Bae Friends (the tv show, jk ) dog (mostly my dog, but other dogs work too.)anime (sometimes it does the opposite though.)boob
(Not in any specific order)- NSFW Lapidot- SFW Lapis- Peridot in a bikini- NSFW Gwen (Camp Camp) and Enid (OK KO)- NSFW Rose and Opal
I’m starting the first request right now! Which is: NSFW Lapidot (The order is chosen at random)
I don’t believe I got a single bad request this time around thanks you guys, but I can only commit to so many at a time, here are the few that I decided to go with (in no particular order)Peridot & Lapis Fucked By A Human Pearl Ice Skating
I just realized I wasn’t getting notifications about my video orders fuuuuuuuuuuuck
Wow I just realized ima have to get my knee tatted in order to complete my entire leg….
I ordered Uber Eats for the first time and now I’m paranoid the person is gonna do something to my food :(
wow I misplaced my pen at my cousins so I might have to order a new 1 and then wait for a cartridge uggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
omo-writing: Cinema Omorashi (holy fucking shit can we have some moooOORe?) - Ordering a large drink so they don’t have to go for refills. - Drinking it all at the start of the movie (we all do it) and needing to pee the entire time, gradually getting
text-pistol: wearing-sammy-to-the-prom: princeharrehs: princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes
We’re going to have a lot of people mad at us for this, so in order to make less people mad at us, we’re telling you first: Not pregnant. Not engaged. April Fool’s. It’s nice to see how many of you would be happy for us if
sumthingeasy: Just wanted to confirm… you’re shipping from the UK, right? So, if I place the order to a UK address, I won’t have to deal with international customs fines?No, unfortunately; it’s shipping from the US, Nevada specifically.
draegandraconis: Is there any way to hold another item until the preorder comes in so that they come in the same order?Unfortunately no, there are a lot of orders so we can’t adapt to individual circumstances, I’m sorry! You can wait until after the
Current requests (in the order I received them). I’ve generally avoided language that I associate with slut-shaming, but I’m sure I can forget my reservations, especially for something as hilariously meta as this. I personally don’t
I’m going to graduate spring. I’m going to graduate next spring. I will do it. but I should get off the internet and study for these finals in order to accomplish that goal.
love-pro-choice: jaina-proudmoore: Abusers purposely set aside a group of people that they have not abused in order to put up a facade that they’re a good person. So if someone says, “But omg they’re nice to me!” be wary. Be really wary.
eportaile:💎art credit💎 this is gonna be really messy and in no real order bc i have 0 energy to make this neat. tell me if you think i missed you 💖forever squad💖@battleitems @inukai 🌟PBG🌟@beargif @9yro @xwj @jvw @robowan @fuckpda @tenmae
krystal1:hello this is my second follow forever and i wanna thank every1 who follows me and my mutuals who put up w me im sorry i cant talk to u all im too shy but i hope u know i love u all oh this is in no particular order💕💕💕 @17dad @1jimin
awkwardvagina: in other news the pizza delivery boy from my local dominos just sent me a text saying they havent seen me in a while
clearbay: I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
zevri: just-shower-thoughts: Leonardo DiCaprio won an Oscar. We lost a meme. “In order to gain, something of equal value must be lost”
under most circumstances alton brown is in his good eats form but if you do a no mercy run he’ll become cutthroat kitchen alton brown in order to stop you
literallyflashtrash: Note to self: in order to write, you have to actually do more than stare at a Word document rereading what you’ve already written. For example, maybe typing new words would be a good strategy.
When I was a kid and my dad would call a restaurant to make an order I used to believe he was saying “I’d like to play señora” instead of “I’d like to place an order”. So for years I used to believe that you had
yixingsosweet: EXO’s releasing an album!But we have two versions for each member and you have to buy all of them in order to complete the logo.
cumfort: the perks of dating me i’m funny i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want i don’t have friends so we can always hang out
thxtniggajesus: cumfort: the perks of dating me i’m funny i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want i don’t have friends so we can always hang out Perfect
500daysofeffyou: SpongeBob, where’s my order? Did you look under the tray? Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
cosmicotton: heyitspj: the girls in madoka magica die in breast size order largest to smallest survival of the flattest
canyouclarinot: pekomelon: the reason old memes always come back is because, in order to truly destroy a meme, you must cast it into the fires of mount doom and sadly oh my god
also psa please don’t send me fanmail!I want to but can’t even reply it most of the times bc tumblr says I have to be following you in order to replyjust send regular asks
where can I upload a video where I don’t have to crop it in order to make it a gif ?
I ordered some bathing suits on Amazon for the 40oz party so let’s see how that goes, finding high waist thong bottoms is the hardest thing
LET ME FIND OUT IT WAS ONE OF YOU ANONS RUSHING ME THAT ORDERED VIDEOS WITHOUT PUTTING WHICH ONES YOU WANT!
It’s 10:30at night, it’s fresh out so I’m with my lovely aloe Vera plants stoned just the perfect amount to fill out orders, eat my gallina pinta & then paint my nails
I literally JUST get a chance to sit down and I have a shit ton of messages and emails in regards to content purchased today. Y’all don’t even give me a second to open up my orders damn!
I cannot stand when someone with effortlessly clear skin “advises” me to simply drink more water or to just rinse my face in order to prevent acne….
Me: “I ordered anime car decal”Him: “God I fucking love you”Me:
I ordered a fat burner, let’s see how that goes
Started taking a tablespoon of apple cider vinager with water in the morning.Drinking at least 80 ounces of water everyday.Ordered CLA supplements.Gonna start doing daily runs.Might have to test a gluten free diet.
Make sure you guys are using a valid email at checkout, if you haven’t received your order (check your spam) Contact me through my store with your correct email
I ordered new glasses & I’m nervous on how they’ll look
