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D4dd7 taught me to count from 1 to 5 with my fingers :P now I can tell my age with fingers :3
“Oh, grandpa! Didn’t I tell you, you should not sleep without any underwear? Do you even realize how much I’m turned on seeing your eighty years old dick? Now you will have to stick it right into my wet pussy and fuck me till I cum…â€
cutiliae2: I can always tell when Uncle Fritz has reached his climax by the way he grunts into my ear. Â So hot!
I found this in my little sister’s room (age 9) after I showed her your Miraculous Ladybug comic she really loved it and keeps asking me about updates and bugs me to show her ml now. When I saw it I wanted to show you right away since you seem to
possessive-daddy:Got Him“Just a little longer princess,†he tells me as he tries to take the picture for a second time. I swayed as I adjusted how I was kneeling causing his cock to hit the side of my face. I remembered in time not to turn my head
Buy my taboo clips here & hereLittle Boy Cock- 1080p HDLet’s take a trip back.. to when you were young.. when you had a little boy penis. Let me tell that little boy penis how to jerk off and squirt little boy stuff alllll over himself. That little
dumbjockhypnopuppyforme: Oh Bob He thought he was better than me, he thought he could get me fired. He stood their letting me on ethics, telling me my behavior was in appropriate. i just sat there taking it. His words were nothing I hadn’t heard before.
tattsandkink1: I’m a hot SIR/daddy in good shape for my age! Who wants to be my muscle sub boi (28-40)! If you’re interested send me a video of you pissing your pants telling SIR/daddy what a durty lad you’re and how much you want daddy to piss
me-za-me-ro: Finally done! There’s two versions - Day and Night, and I can’t decide which I like more. Also, tell me if you want these as prints ♥
giannamorphs: My brother told me that nobody older than eight watches Steven Universe. He’s been teasing me lately and tells me that it’s unnatural to watch a cartoon about aliens at my age (14). I want to prove him wrong and I need your help. Reblog
heavenlydaydreams: unthrifty–loveliness: heavenlydaydreams: honestly fetlife is just a display of how men more than twice my age have the emotional fragility of a toddler I once had a man tell me he’d like to meet up and that my photos were “pretty
I strongly advise against telling Daddy that he’s “fucking stupid”
Leliana: “Please, ladies! I’ve only been gone a week!”Dryad: “We’re just so happy to see you again. Tell us of your adventures.”Leliana: “Maybe we should get to… Did you unhook my chain mail?”Dryad on Knees: “It was hiding
against-stars:i commissioned @alexschlitz for pictures of riona tabris and her daughter and i’ve never felt so blessed in my entire life. don’t tell her but i might have cried.
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bisarah4fun: He kept telling me to look down and watch… he kept telling me that I was sexy and that I made his cock hard… I could feel him stretching me… it was so big and thick… he was twice my age… he told me I wanted this cause I was getting
saethelolita: sweethikidreams: tell-the-tea: “I am going through a dilemma at the moment, it has to do with my age. I am in my late 20’s and haven’t worn lolita for very long because I couldn’t afford to wear lolita when I was younger. Maybe
Tell me on anon how old you thought I was before you found out my age
lokithor4444: Max Martini: “My character made the decision whether to stay in the military, or to be a father. And I stayed in the military. So we haven’t had a chance to be a family. Rob Kazinsky: "From a very, very young age, Chuck grew
cerseiscrown: one of my favorite things about fandom is that the exchange of intellectual and creative property is a legitimate form of gift giving. like ‘i’m so enchanted by you, i love you, let me tell you a story’
paddington-two:find your age on your spotify top 100 and tell me what song is there. mine is bedroom hymns by florence + the machine
pinofad: i find it so awkward talking to people my age because they all tell me stories about boys and parties and drinking and going out til 1am and im sitting here in purple owl pyjamas, with pig bed socks on crying because two men who may or may not
mandopony: andreweliam: sweeeetastea: This is what it means to age gracefully… God save the queen I’m sick of the media telling us women can only be beautiful during a very tiny portion of their lives. Look at this amazing person, and tell me
gabyrockstar: Rachell her name age 20 years old what do you ppl think? My friend Jacobs asked me to post her gf pics just to see what you people think..? Is she hot? Or not? Please tell me what you think? Submit your pics to azul78tumblr via KIK or Gmail
mysteriousfoxgirl: 4-panel-life: so I’m an adult..! I have this problem often Same, haha. A few months ago I was at the dentist and the assistant was trying to make small talk by asking all these high school questions (when are you graduating, where
Earlier today when I was walking my little sister home from school, we were waiting for the light to change so we could cross the street and its a very busy street so the light takes ages to change. After waiting for a bit she gave an impatient sigh and
serenity-fails: suddenly, hogwarts AU and everyone is babies??! idk it’s out of my system now don’t tell me to draw anyone else or argue with me about house choices it’s done i’m going to bed now!!!!
artevalentinapaz:Varric likes to tell the story as if it was an incredible heroic duel, just to forget Hawke almost got stabbed with one of her own daggers. My contribution for @da2zine! Bloody close-ups under the cut! Keep reading
moondoggiestyle: at my 7th grade parent teacher conference, my english teacher was telling my mom how insightful my poem was about ‘my evil twin’ and how fascinating it was that at my age i could recognize the dark parts of myself but i was just
bpderma:No one thinks I’m serious when I tell them I have memory problems at my age, like I’m not joking, I’m being completely honest when I say I can’t remember what happened yesterday.
“I get bored sometimes when people tell me to act my age."
i am literally heaving over here. i'vs been wanting the kotetsu arpakasso since i found out they existed. give me my son. tell me where.
letmehithat: Remember that life I got a pack of them BASF blanks for Christmas one year, I was hype. I was recording shit off The Box (telling my age) and the original Nicktoons all the time.
mtv: watch prince’s iconic 1991 performance of “gett off” here I remember when he did this, not because I saw it (I was seven or eight back then) but I remember my father started calling him the “dude with the butt-out pants” and
laurdlannister-kingslayer: kingjaffejoffer: decimdingus: kingjaffejoffer: “How Old Are You?” Me: I remember when Google Maps didn’t exist. And even when it finally did, street view didn’t come until many years after that. Having to print
serpentsshipmate: “Go the f*ck to sleep” That’s what I keep telling my brain.
Today is the first time in ages where I’ve been able to keep interested in an art project for more than an hour and this is the result. Hopefully I’ll be able to keep interested until I finish sculpting it. Only time will tell but at least
gwthe1st: redbbclover:jizzrocketman:I will never get tired of watching her stick that monster toy in her ass and ride it.Good try!You can tell she is young. since once you are my age with a couple of children she will have no problem taking it ALL.As
prongsmydeer: Can you imagine Harry trying to parent his children and tell them they need to settle down but then James Sirius just pulls out his edition of Harry James Potter: A History and goes, “When you were my age you followed an alleged mass
Why would your mom lie to your entire family that you and your brother are doctors? You’re younger then me, you’re not even 17. How the fuck you gone be a doctor at age 17? Don’t be coming to my house and telling my aunts that your ass
Tbh, personally, I don’t want my child to live with only one parent at a young age, honestly- never. I don’t want to be the type of mother that tells my partner that he has to watch the kid(s) this day, this day, or this day. Or flying my
I want my life full of stories. Those I make, those you make, those we collect from others along the way. And when our hands and minds are full of them, let us curl in bed or under a great aged tree and share the secrets of these stories. And let us
tennants-hair: tennants-hair: ”but you’re too old for-” [flies in] [slaps you with a pillow] I CAN ENJOY ANYTHING I WANT DESPITE MY AGE YOU WET SOCK so because many people say this post justifies bronies lemme tell you I SAID ”ENJOY”. NOT
moondoggiestyle:at my 7th grade parent teacher conference, my english teacher was telling my mom how insightful my poem was about ‘my evil twin’ and how fascinating it was that at my age i could recognize the dark parts of myself but i was just talking
fuck-customers: Dear customers over 50: not only do you need to stop hitting on me when you’re in my line, but when I get snippy and say you’re too old for me don’t fucking ask my age. And if I decide to tell you I’m 23 don’t fucking say I
iswearimnotnaked: so thomas and i have been together for almost a year so i feel like it’s the perfect time to tell you guys that he’s twice my age. and before you freak out - i’m a consenting adult and i pursued him, which you can see from all
colormemanda: kylieamore: chloeaulait: original-redwood: The cat isn’t set on fire, it is a bit of her fur. Chill. I despise people. I hate people. LET ME TELL ALL OF YOU A LITTLE STORY!when I was a youngin, I had a neighbor about my age with
confidentlykatie: Now accepting formal applications for someone to be my valentine. Name: Age: Height: Location: Interests: Why do you want to be my valentine:
like what is it with cats? i cannot visibly tell that my cats are aging. i forget how old they are. with my dogs, it was so obvious that they were getting old and i was constantly aware of how old my oldest dog was. but my cats? they are the same. are
If you cannot tell me what it means when I say I’m a fiscal conservative and a social moderate, then stop talking about the current election and go educate yourself some more before voting, please. Those terms should not confuse you. In fact, they
dadsfamilyandfriends2: Dad is in New York till Saturday. He texts me this and asks if Greyson is protecting me and the ranch. I tell him that this incredible man he hired because he is into guys my age is worthy of a raise, but that my deepest devotion
diary-of-a-chinese-kid: My parents tell me to lie about my age at buffets so it’s cheaper
I’ve given up everything to rebuild my people’s past, and you just threw my sacrifice in the garbage.
titsgoddess: My Lion Man tells me I’m his Unicorn, he says there is nothing NOT perfect about me. I never heard of such shenanigans…I’m quirky, odd, not classically pretty, my hair is not “age appropriate”, I don’t “act” my age(why should
girlboysonfilm:girlboysonfilm:the worst thing abt gay peers my age is that i cant tell who im allowed to say faggot around and who will go on tiktok and make a video about me saying faggot around them my bad TW: tiktok