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howdy: how do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I wish there was a nice way to tell someone you're not interested in them because their dick isn't big enough lawl.
when you tell someone off without stuttering
jollygemma: when you accidentally tell someone something that was meant to be a secret
dandehaane: one of the best feelings in the world is telling someone what career path you want for the future and getting the reply, “you would be great at that” or “that would be perfect for you” like please support ur friends!!! please
cactiofficial: things i’m bad at: eye contact expressing feelings making decisions telling someone what i want explaining why i act a certain way getting motivated to do stuff knowing what i want paying attention to people
foolsgoldd: I crave the most innocent parts of a relationship. Like holding hands and forehead kisses and being able to tell someone how much I absolutely adore them.
disney-princest:foolsgoldd:I crave the most innocent parts of a relationship. Like holding hands and forehead kisses and being able to tell someone how much I absolutely adore them. and absolutely slaughtering them at mario kart
cleanse-me-acid-rain: mischief-had-been-managed: Don’t ever fucking tell someone with depression or anxiety that their feelings are invalid because you have no fucking idea how many times a day they blame themselves for their mental illness and already
rabioheab: How To Tell Someone That You Have A Crush On Them start aggressively tapdancing in front of them without saying anything continue doing this until they ask you why you are doing this fall to their feet and start crying
theafrocentricasian: When you about to tell someone where they got you fucked up at.
mischief-had-been-managed: Don’t ever fucking tell someone with depression or anxiety that their feelings are invalid because you have no fucking idea how many times a day they blame themselves for their mental illness and already feel incredibly guilty
a-london-gent: howdy:how do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you‘Sit on my face please’
naimss: how to tell someone nicely to stop flirting with your crush
getthefuckin-orfuckthefuckoff: tennants-hair: I have a dog. Her name is Bella EVERY FUCKING TIME I TELL SOMEONE HER NAME IS BELLA THEY GO ”OH THE ONE FROM TWILIGHT” NO YOU LIL SHIT. MY DOG IS NAMED AFTER BELLATRIX SHE IS THE DARK LORD’S RIGHT
d-artle: you cannot expect anyone to remain consistent. a growing person has no choice but to contradict themselves many times. so don’t ever be so self-indulgent as to tell someone to “never change” simply because you like them they way they are
corduroy-jackalope:The brain is an organ. Mental illnesses are illnesses of that organ. Brain scans show that there is a physical difference between a healthy brain and a sick brain. Telling someone “You’re not really sick. It’s all in your head.”
disney-princest:foolsgoldd: I crave the most innocent parts of a relationship. Like holding hands and forehead kisses and being able to tell someone how much I absolutely adore them. and absolutely slaughtering them at mario kart
lovlae: shaycode: Why does Chris Christie sound like a teenage girl in 2004 telling someone to “talk to the hand" no lie this is me
bestoftheboys: How to tell someone that you’re a cocksucker and you want to service them.
misspennyprimetime: Haaaaaahahahaha, I’m too smiley to sexily tell someone to fuck me!
That awkward moment when you try to tell someone in real life about something funny you saw on tumblr.
egbuns: if you tell someone your sexual orientation and their reply is ‘i can change that ;)’ crane kick them in the thyroid
so-fucking-broke: mi2na: depression is a chemical imbalance in the brain that cant be cured by telling someone you love them. you can positively influence this person and you can make them happy but you cant fucking fix them in the same sense that you
scoutgender: telling someone to get a job in an argument is soooo shitty like its totally THAT simple to just get a job. people dont spend months job-searching or anything. and clearly everyone has a method of transportation. dont forget how obviously
imwillowpape: When you’re sad and tell someone you’re sad and they say “me too” “welcome to my world” “get over it”
twoshotsofhappyoneshotofsad: librariansoul: liquidiousfleshbag: WHY ISN’T IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR WIZARD CLOAKS IN PUBLIC WHY Because of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy, of course. I can tell someone slept through History of
sapphic-seraph: rickonn: bran is such a messy bitch he literally waited until jon was banging his aunt to tell someone that jon is a targaryen. honestly he lives for drama He waited so the first thing he could say was “Jon, you looked so beautiful
lunarshinobi: punkbread: is there a polite way to tell someone to leave you alone forever Excuse me, would it be inappropriate for me to ask you for a favor? I would very much appreciate it if you could occupy the rest of eternity somewhere beyond
popularboyfriend: when you tell someone off without stuttering
rneggy: how do u subtly tell someone to push u against a wall and make out with u???asking for a friend
poetic: telling someone “it could be worse” when they’re already upset does not help so stop
punkwiththestutter: Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
sollux: how do you politely tell someone to shut up and never speak to you again
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: wish on a shooting star that you will die and then tell someone your wish so it won’t come true. now you are immortal
nickiminajvevo: when ur trying to tell someone something but they keep cutting u off
