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Ladies- After you eat my ass and blow me to completion, go home and kiss your husband with this mouth. If he asks what that funny taste is just tell him it was something you ate for lunch.
I swear it’s funny when people talk shit about girls in the biz. Let me tell you this girl right here could bank roll all those hating ass bitches talking about her combined!! Remember haters, living at moms house doesn’t give you the right
littlehotchick:You’re so funny bro :* so you really think that about me? you think your little sister is fucking hot?I can’t belive you. i think you should proof it ;) I would always tell my lil sis just how hot she looked!! I just wanted to get
soonersilver: It’s all good… let’s keep going… I’ll tell you when to pull off. Don’t worry about a thing, babe… just trust me… I’m in complete control here! That’s funny! Any woman who trusts a guy to pull out when he reaches
kiango: ok this is funny and all but tbh if some jackass with a camera was camped out on my lawn at 3AM trying to get shots of me or my spouse and kid for money and had the audacity to wish me a good morning while invading my privacy i’d tell him to
naughty-aunt: Aunt Amanda didn’t spend all that time, effort, and money looking like a hot cougar for nothing. The fuckings were the best reward for her. Funny how she would wink at me when she would tell mom how she loved having me live with
teaseanddenialcaptions: This is so funny! Only a few hours ago your eyes were sparkling of happiness when I let you out of you cage to play with your cock.Now they are sparkling of frustration!But let me tell you a little secret…———…in another
Come on, you’re taking it way too seriously. Have a little fun. I mean, it’s funny, isn’t it? You’re so desperate to sleep with me, but I tell you that I only want a guy who surrenders himself to me. And I explain in detail what
“Have you seen my black pants? I hope I haven’t lost them in Chicago…I kept this funny looking cellar door key you gave me in them *giggle* A few months ago I thought I had the perfect plan to play out my fetish without telling anyone:
blaineywainey: theboywhowouldrulethekingdom: i-only-feel-you: thiasthedark: whaaaaatevenis: WHOEVER MADE THIS FUCKING PHOTOSET IS MY GODDAMN HERO. LET ME LOVE YOU. GABE LOOK. Things that’ll never be old and never stop being funny. YOU TELL
nyepodtok: Me: *tells a “completely normal” and “kinda funny” annecdote from my childhood that totally wasn’t traumatic at all and probably happens to everyone at some point* My Therapist: *winces*
the-best-of-funny: yamesmooma: envy4breakfast: CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter This is all me. X
gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
obvslybatgrl:obvslybatgrl:people who are like “i can’t believe ao3 let’s people post fics with incest and age gaps 😡” are so funny to me like buddy let me tell you about original publications that people can buy with money just wait until i
thelegendofzeldamajorasmask:gloomgaze:dude let me tell you about this goddamn videoa friend of mine linked this to me a while back, saying it was the funniest thing he’s ever watched. i watched it, chuckled a bit. didn’t think it was that funny. bit
helenas-hood: gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make
vvebkinz: insecure-hearts: vvebkinz: does rihanna have a last name No..she was just born.rihanna cause her dad ran away & the mother didn’t remember his last name?.. i cant tell if youre trying to be funny or if youre trying to call me stupid
angstriddentrashhuman: ohkhaleesimykhaleesi: pikeisaman: This was top tier comedy in middle school let me tell you what are you talking about this is still top tier comedy The only truly funny movie.
tokoyumi: listen iimomo is one of my bIG favs but surprisingly its not my first ship for each of these characters (im todoiida and jiromomo) which is funny cause if u ask me any other character i’ll tell u my fav ship with them is iida @exoticfairytail
soft-hero-honenuki: Its funny until I tell you he actually asked me that…
marcitlali: queenoftejano: Here’s a quick snippet of a Selena interview from 1995 with English subtitles! She addresses rumors about her butt and tells a funny story from her childhood. literally me
oomshi: photoshop pisses me off cause I can never tell whats real on the internet & whats not but then ppl make shit like this & like that shit is sooo funny it makes up for the frustration
spartacubs: sepdxbear: designercub: someone posted this awhile ago, and I thought it was pretty funny cuz me and this guy hooked up. Let me tell you, he knows how to take care of a guy. He rode my cock for like an hour
saiyanhajime: boredpanda: Funny Placement Coincidences That Tell A Different Story Always reblogg for that Halfords truck under bridge fail that happened literally down the road from me.
badhoruss: my mom tagged me in this on facebook and i cant tell if she thinks its funny because she knows how much i hate technophobic crap or if she’s trying to prove a point to me
savvyifyanasty: crownroyal89: mr. rocket (top) is so damn sexy it’s not even funny..i can’t stop watching his videos and jacking off to them..don’t tell my boyfriend… > yesss Follow me @ savvyifyanasty.tumblr.com
I want a Tumblr friend. I want a best friend on Tumblr, who I tell my secrets to, who I text 24/7 and who thinks the same things are funny as me. I want a Tumblr friend who won't judge, who will give me advice and who I can go to for anything. I want
duragdaddy: electronic-thoughts: xhrishitthat: cashmerethoughtsss: troke: When your sister tells you yall going to Walmart for ice cream then starts the revolution Lol Neta This is funny af to me! lmao Lmfao PLEASE!!!! LMAOOOOO
gloomgaze: dude let me tell you about this goddamn video a friend of mine linked this to me a while back, saying it was the funniest thing he’s ever watched. i watched it, chuckled a bit. didn’t think it was that funny. bit of a disappointment.
silver-tongues-blog: angstriddentrashhuman: ohkhaleesimykhaleesi: pikeisaman: This was top tier comedy in middle school let me tell you what are you talking about this is still top tier comedy The only truly funny movie. the new mummy movie will
sketiana:sketiana:the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america¼ of you guys live like this
generalgrievousdatingsim: generalgrievousdatingsim: vampire comedy ideas that will never not be funny to me: a vampire who was turned as a child sternly telling a much older looking vampire to ‘respect their elders’“i could sleep for a week”
whiteboywaves: whiteboywaves: Let me tell you a hilarious joke: so a black man raps and an Asian man and rice and Muslim terrorist HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY RIGHT I TOLD YOU!!!! 100,000 NOTES HERE I COME
skhole2use: OK faggot climb on an show me why I shouldn’t tell the police about those “funny plants” in your backyard!
doitbro: That was good: a little wimpy and pathetic, but it was actually pretty funny. Now, kiss my shoes, thank me, and do it again. This time I’m going to tell you something that you’re probably not going to like hearing. It’s something about
thenerdybadboy: Being a little slut in a public bathroom. Kinda was hoping someone to come in on me. Would’ve been awkward but a funny story to tell. More of me at Thenerdybadboy.tumblr.com
anberlyn: my goal in life is to meet chris evans and tell him a joke that is so funny that he makes this face again and then he asks me out on a date
sft425: sweetlystarstruckblog: nichaelforyou: big-boss-official: We were funnier in 2010 than we are now how is this 2010 if thats an iphone 6 I cant even tell you how funny this is to me @anaisalicious
