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submissive-tina: I walk into my boss’s room to see if he needs anything else. He does, he tells me i need to fuck him or lost my job. I’m not that kind of lady. But he insisted and even grabs me. Funny part is i love black men and he is one sexy
fraternityrow: Fraternity Row | Aussiebum Okay, I let you guys hypnotize me for a laugh. Funny ha-ha. Now will somebody tell me where the hell my PANTS are?!
Ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no lies
UG having him some Crist-ass ;v (Its actually Cristice, but I was making a pun HEHEHEBHEKBKHEBKHELKJAL;KJAELKJBLKRFBLEH I’m funny)Both me and you knew this was gonna happen eventually :U@gag-me-and-spank-meStarting off the year right
houranimd: I’ve been feeling miserable the past couple of weeks but my bum looks nice and I figured I’d share. Please tell me funny stories to cheer me up.
sissy-to-use: krissydeesissy: slutty-slave-sissy: So freaking jealous of the girl in the pink is not even funny Tell me how yall would enjoy me ANYTHING !!!!…..Whatever your deviant mind would like…
bitchoboi: mistressursular: So your ex-girlfriend tells me you have a big foot fetish. Is that true?Nooo, I doooon’Your voice sound funny, is it true? Don’t worry if it is. I won’t tell anyone else. It can be our little secret.OK, it would be
This pic is funny in so many ways. First at the top it’s telling me to download the app, guess what, I’m using that app at that second, wtf??!! Second all I have to do is pull down and refresh and it takes me to my dashboard cause I’m
Funny story, i have a friend whose husband is a gamer. This man loves his computer games. We were having coffee and she was telling me how she would parade nude around him, masterbate with dildos close by, and even bent over in front of the computer
Let me tell you a story...
Tell me why I feel so bad, honeyTV’s flat and nothing is funny***lyrics by Aimee Mann
cut-like-daddy: Intactivist: Circumcision is mutilation! Me: Yeh, tell me more about how mutilated I am… Lol so funny. All that liquid flowing
mindlesslymine: “What are you doing to me? My head feels…funny…”“You like it?”“Like it? I….love it. Brainwashing is good for me! Please, tell me what to think!”“Hmm, maybe if you ask nicely.”“Please…M
littleshakespeareanbaby: Cute Date IdeaSit me down on the floor in front of my crayons and blocks, put on Moana and surround me with my stuffies. Ask me silly questions, tell me funny stories, make me giggle and watch me slip deep and deeper in little
And then one by one they started pulling out their cocks Marge and I tell you…not since my days as a cheerleader in college have I sucked so much cock in one day. Oh I tell you Marge, it sure brought me back to the old days…
You guys are so Freaky sometimes. I had one dude tell me he wants to eat my ass and call me mommyAnd that’s not even bad compared to other messages I get. Anyways, I think it’s funny, gross but funny. Would love to hear some funny lines from
myredbike: When we have friends over I want you to be your charming, funny and generous self. After they leave I want you to bend over, look back at me and tell me to fuck you into unconsciousness. When we go on our trip I want to hold your hand. I want
the-best-of-funny: ellimist: AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY BUT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as
Look… if you’re one of those women who says they “understand men” and you dont know why this is uber fucking sexy… let me tell you… you dont understand fuck all… ahahhahaha
…. if I knew him Id tell him… since cars are expensive… if a stranger… get me popcorn.
lol Honestly every time someone is whining about something and I can just tell they have zero convictions in this regard. They just want attention etc. This is exactly what it sounds like to me. This… crass.
gloomgaze: dude let me tell you about this goddamn video a friend of mine linked this to me a while back, saying it was the funniest thing he’s ever watched. i watched it, chuckled a bit. didn’t think it was that funny. bit of a disappointment.
ellimist: AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY UBT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as hell
psqqa: OMG. IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY? TELL ME THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY, BECAUSE I CANNOT. BREATHE.
friendlystray: Aragorn could probably use some. Please please you guys, tell me how to fix this D: EDIT: Updated a newer version!
terezipyroope: Did I ever tell u guys about this business card my mom had because let me tell you perfect
punkdean: Sleepover Saturday! tell me about your day tell me about yourself tell me about your crush tell me a funny/embarrassing story rant about anything you want confess something on anon (or not!) ask me weird things ask me really personal things
gingerswagfreckles: tell me i’m funny
Send me a number from 1-500 and I’ll tell you how I feel about you without anyone knowing your identity 137: LMAO your messages just now cracked me up, too funny! But anyway, thank you for all your Likes and Reblogs and such over the months! Like
combeferret: fivetail: pyreo: snergelly: “bollocks” is such a funny word to me like what is a bollock testicle. it’s literally a testicle are you telling me that “bollocks” is literally just the english way of cursing “balls”
thoodleoo: thoodleoo: there’s a lot of fascinating stuff in ancient art but nothing will be as funny to me as that time the romans went through their anime phase where some of the statues had really big eyes like tell me that’s not kawaii as fuck
“the term "tranny” is used as a dehumanizing slur to describe transgender individuals and is oftentimes the last word someone hears before they are brutally attacked. Similar to the anti-gay F-word, the term “tranny” is
telapathetic: don’t tell me im hot tell me im funny thats more believable
AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE HUSBAND AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HIM AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY BUT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as hell
canshehandleme:It’s funny how Piggy used to pout when I asked her to do or say something, delaying her from tasting me. Now, she loves following orders because she knows she gets to taste me, even if it’s just telling me silly, obvious things…
When I tell my friend what happened the last time I got black out drunk
headuphigh-middlefingerhigher: Tell me again how funny rape jokes are because I sure as hell am not laughing.
zealouscorgi: i forgot what i was doing saw a gif of this but i can’t remember where i saw it fff if anyone knows, please tell me!EDIT: FOUND IT
popcorn-taffy: julyninths: It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I???????????????????? ask game: tell me how i come
YES TUMBLR, I would love to see my too 5 posts, but whenever I click your fancy little button you refresh the app, Tell me I am logged in, and nothing else happens. Never change xD @staff
jokulfrostl: “Jack, this isn’t funny. How do I get it off.” “What, you’re telling me the Great Hiccup Haddock can’t get one measly finger trap off?” “Thor help me, if you don’t tell me how to get this thing off right now-”
best-of-funny: kafkai: dilated: I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise. And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me X
charile: i swear to god if someone every tries to be funny and flirty and asks if my older brother is hot i will punch them in the face
im so boreddddd why dont you guys tell me about your day ?
abcnewsofficial: boy2006:dyedclothes:when your friend meets your sexy roommate I’m screaming bc this is me When I tell you this is #ME!
turbobyakuren:turbobyakuren:turbobyakuren:i have a hot take about vine and tik tok if you allow me vine’s entire concept was “show don’t tell” while tik tok’s entire concept is “tell don’t show” might risk sounding like an Old Fart but
aplpaca: kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper” no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes
tiit: tell me why so funny oh my die
jame7t:jame7t:short guys saying they can’t get a date is always so funny to me. im 5’6” and people want to throw me around like a chew toy I don’t know what you’re doing wrong women will dm me and tell me how much they want to swing me at a
